X626
@x626.bsky.social
Chaotic Disaster Bisexual
He/Him
London based, regular escapee
Incoming fire has the right of way
Content: Kink/Ice Hockey/US Defense Policy/Data Nerding
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Bottoming 101 Post: https://anexperimentintruth.blogspot.com/2012/01/bottoming-101.html
He/Him
London based, regular escapee
Incoming fire has the right of way
Content: Kink/Ice Hockey/US Defense Policy/Data Nerding
DM-able
Bottoming 101 Post: https://anexperimentintruth.blogspot.com/2012/01/bottoming-101.html
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X626
@x626.bsky.social
· Sep 25
Right, it's that time again.
✨ Douching Guides Thread ✨
As always, my claim to fame that I'm *measurably* responsible for there being too many bottoms in the world came up in Berlin.
So here's a set of good, through douching guides for anyone not quite sure what to do or if they're doing it right
✨ Douching Guides Thread ✨
As always, my claim to fame that I'm *measurably* responsible for there being too many bottoms in the world came up in Berlin.
So here's a set of good, through douching guides for anyone not quite sure what to do or if they're doing it right
I am once again watching the episode of So NoTORIous with Whoopi Golderg as a Santéria priestess as it's still funny as fuck 🤣
November 27, 2025 at 12:14 AM
I am once again watching the episode of So NoTORIous with Whoopi Golderg as a Santéria priestess as it's still funny as fuck 🤣
Introduce yourself in four spaceships
November 27, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Introduce yourself in four spaceships
Okay this is fucking cool
Space photographer Andrew James McCarthy @ajamesmccarthy.bsky.social has captured many epic images of celestial bodies, but this may be his greatest: a perfectly timed photo of a skydiving friend with the sun behind him (shot w/ equipment revealing great solar detail).
Behold "The Fall of Icarus."
Behold "The Fall of Icarus."
November 26, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Okay this is fucking cool
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If you have to put £8k into a taxable savings account instead of a cash ISA, and you're getting 4% interest, and as a higher-rate taxpayer your interest is taxed at 42%, then that'll cost you £134 a year. I don't think that's "big" relative to £100,000.
November 26, 2025 at 8:09 PM
If you have to put £8k into a taxable savings account instead of a cash ISA, and you're getting 4% interest, and as a higher-rate taxpayer your interest is taxed at 42%, then that'll cost you £134 a year. I don't think that's "big" relative to £100,000.
Thank god for Tom Holland 🤤
Stop gender bending Lara Croft and start sexualizing Nathan Drake!
November 26, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Thank god for Tom Holland 🤤
Starship Titanic every time
November 26, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Starship Titanic every time
Hooray customs charges were less than I feared new weight should be with me Friday. 🥰
November 26, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Hooray customs charges were less than I feared new weight should be with me Friday. 🥰
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Freezing tax on petrol and diesel for ICE cars, but implementing a new per mile tax on battery electric cars?
That's really going to fuck over the transition.
Well done, Labour. You useless flaccid gonads.
That's really going to fuck over the transition.
Well done, Labour. You useless flaccid gonads.
November 26, 2025 at 12:50 PM
Freezing tax on petrol and diesel for ICE cars, but implementing a new per mile tax on battery electric cars?
That's really going to fuck over the transition.
Well done, Labour. You useless flaccid gonads.
That's really going to fuck over the transition.
Well done, Labour. You useless flaccid gonads.
Noooooo this weight is costing me so much 😭
November 26, 2025 at 12:12 PM
Noooooo this weight is costing me so much 😭
Running on empty today just a dead haze inside my head giving autoresponses
November 26, 2025 at 9:48 AM
Running on empty today just a dead haze inside my head giving autoresponses
The timeline is horrific but we were getting revival Malcolm In The Middle and revival Scrubs next year so at least some of the dystopic nostalgia culture is starting to paying off the way it's supposed to
November 26, 2025 at 1:30 AM
The timeline is horrific but we were getting revival Malcolm In The Middle and revival Scrubs next year so at least some of the dystopic nostalgia culture is starting to paying off the way it's supposed to
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which would be an incredible use of free will and you absolutely shoudl
My edible glitter has arrived and while I intended it to go into drinks I’ve just realized I could make all of the thanksgiving meal with glitter
November 25, 2025 at 6:43 PM
which would be an incredible use of free will and you absolutely shoudl
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Google at its peak was basically the best information retrieval system in human history and they and every competitor decided going from there to “you didn’t want answers you wanted half-assed auto-complete 80%-wrong hallucinations” in a few years was the right idea
November 25, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Google at its peak was basically the best information retrieval system in human history and they and every competitor decided going from there to “you didn’t want answers you wanted half-assed auto-complete 80%-wrong hallucinations” in a few years was the right idea
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[Nsfw video]
Ok I love this. Both visually and in concept. Proper porn-ucation
Ok I love this. Both visually and in concept. Proper porn-ucation
sometimes the hottest thing you can do is try to say “cum in me daddy” and fail
@daddykylex.com @xtylergreyx.bsky.social
@daddykylex.com @xtylergreyx.bsky.social
November 25, 2025 at 10:29 PM
[Nsfw video]
Ok I love this. Both visually and in concept. Proper porn-ucation
Ok I love this. Both visually and in concept. Proper porn-ucation
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More weight content? Groundbreaking
November 25, 2025 at 10:55 PM
More weight content? Groundbreaking
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Sometimes I think it’s going to be the librarians who will save us all.
November 25, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Sometimes I think it’s going to be the librarians who will save us all.
When it's time to wash yourself but also your ball weights
November 25, 2025 at 10:14 PM
When it's time to wash yourself but also your ball weights
You’ve been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who’s coming to save you?
This is going to be the most unhinged rescue mission ever. But utterly ICONIC
This is going to be the most unhinged rescue mission ever. But utterly ICONIC
November 25, 2025 at 9:53 PM
You’ve been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who’s coming to save you?
This is going to be the most unhinged rescue mission ever. But utterly ICONIC
This is going to be the most unhinged rescue mission ever. But utterly ICONIC
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Now you just wait a clock-tick. Let’s get it together before you want to read. I don’t have a sugar daddy, l’ve never had a sugar daddy, if I wanted a sugar daddy, yes, I probably could go out and get one because I am what? Wicked. You could never have a sugar daddy because
🎶 You’re not that girl 🎶
🎶 You’re not that girl 🎶
November 25, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Now you just wait a clock-tick. Let’s get it together before you want to read. I don’t have a sugar daddy, l’ve never had a sugar daddy, if I wanted a sugar daddy, yes, I probably could go out and get one because I am what? Wicked. You could never have a sugar daddy because
🎶 You’re not that girl 🎶
🎶 You’re not that girl 🎶
Literally 30 seconds into Marching Powder and confirmed my expectation I'm going to fucking love this movie
November 25, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Literally 30 seconds into Marching Powder and confirmed my expectation I'm going to fucking love this movie
Taxes on my choccy milk?!?!?! 😨😨😨
This means war
This means war
November 25, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Taxes on my choccy milk?!?!?! 😨😨😨
This means war
This means war
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Still reeling from the Stanford report on Brexit. Reduced GDP by up to 8% and investment by as much as 18%. The UK Treasury would have £40 billion more each year if Britain had remained in the EU. Devastating self-immolation.
The Economic Impact of Brexit
Other
siepr.stanford.edu
November 24, 2025 at 11:02 AM
Still reeling from the Stanford report on Brexit. Reduced GDP by up to 8% and investment by as much as 18%. The UK Treasury would have £40 billion more each year if Britain had remained in the EU. Devastating self-immolation.
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The best thing I learned from Macaulay Culkin at last night’s Home Alone screening is that his 4yo son loves the movie, thinks of himself as Kevin, and has no idea that that’s his dad. Culkin is attempting to hide that fact for as long as possible
a young boy is smiling and says `` i made my family disappear '' .
ALT: a young boy is smiling and says `` i made my family disappear '' .
media.tenor.com
November 25, 2025 at 3:45 PM
The best thing I learned from Macaulay Culkin at last night’s Home Alone screening is that his 4yo son loves the movie, thinks of himself as Kevin, and has no idea that that’s his dad. Culkin is attempting to hide that fact for as long as possible
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Some good news amongst the deluge of daily horrors
BREAKING: This is huge news, the EU's equivalent of the 🇺🇸Supreme Court's 2015 Obergefell v. Hodges ruling.
🇪🇺Court of Justice just ruled all 🇪🇺countries must recognise same-sex marriages granted in other member states.
This effectively legalises gay marriage across 🇪🇺
🇪🇺Court of Justice just ruled all 🇪🇺countries must recognise same-sex marriages granted in other member states.
This effectively legalises gay marriage across 🇪🇺
www.reuters.com
November 25, 2025 at 10:25 AM
Some good news amongst the deluge of daily horrors