Jared Gray
@misterjaredgray.bsky.social
NYC-based nobody trying my hardest to make some good in the world. He/Him/His 🩵
“Madame Morrible, M.M. Flip it around…”
“Yes ah, that would make, well uh, that would make Wonderful Wizard, wouldn’t it? Wonderful Wizard, ah, Of Oz, of course, yes. Very, very interesting, ah, seeing how that all comes together.”
“Yes ah, that would make, well uh, that would make Wonderful Wizard, wouldn’t it? Wonderful Wizard, ah, Of Oz, of course, yes. Very, very interesting, ah, seeing how that all comes together.”
November 29, 2025 at 9:06 PM
“Madame Morrible, M.M. Flip it around…”
“Yes ah, that would make, well uh, that would make Wonderful Wizard, wouldn’t it? Wonderful Wizard, ah, Of Oz, of course, yes. Very, very interesting, ah, seeing how that all comes together.”
“Yes ah, that would make, well uh, that would make Wonderful Wizard, wouldn’t it? Wonderful Wizard, ah, Of Oz, of course, yes. Very, very interesting, ah, seeing how that all comes together.”
You Just Wait A Clock Tick, Charlie Brown
November 29, 2025 at 7:22 PM
You Just Wait A Clock Tick, Charlie Brown
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Just not quite as popular as…
November 26, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Just not quite as popular as…
Oh, just reminiscing about the era of iconic holiday TV commercial staples again 🩵
November 29, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Oh, just reminiscing about the era of iconic holiday TV commercial staples again 🩵
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Hey friends! I’m trying to create a playlist with a very specific holiday-sounding “snowy” vibe. It’s hard to describe exactly what I’m looking for but the music feels similar to the movie score tracks included in this thread.
Can any of you suggest other songs I should include? ❄️
Can any of you suggest other songs I should include? ❄️
November 28, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Hey friends! I’m trying to create a playlist with a very specific holiday-sounding “snowy” vibe. It’s hard to describe exactly what I’m looking for but the music feels similar to the movie score tracks included in this thread.
Can any of you suggest other songs I should include? ❄️
Can any of you suggest other songs I should include? ❄️
Is this anything?
November 29, 2025 at 4:03 AM
Is this anything?
Anyway I really appreciated Morrible’s “These things must be done delicately” callback since Part One decided not to use Boq/Nessa’s “Lemons and melons and pears, oh my!” bit
November 28, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Anyway I really appreciated Morrible’s “These things must be done delicately” callback since Part One decided not to use Boq/Nessa’s “Lemons and melons and pears, oh my!” bit
Hey friends! I’m trying to create a playlist with a very specific holiday-sounding “snowy” vibe. It’s hard to describe exactly what I’m looking for but the music feels similar to the movie score tracks included in this thread.
Can any of you suggest other songs I should include? ❄️
Can any of you suggest other songs I should include? ❄️
November 28, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Hey friends! I’m trying to create a playlist with a very specific holiday-sounding “snowy” vibe. It’s hard to describe exactly what I’m looking for but the music feels similar to the movie score tracks included in this thread.
Can any of you suggest other songs I should include? ❄️
Can any of you suggest other songs I should include? ❄️
I’ve already seen my first misspelling of Santa Claus (with an E, as in the Tim Allen film) of the season, and so help me…
November 28, 2025 at 6:47 PM
I’ve already seen my first misspelling of Santa Claus (with an E, as in the Tim Allen film) of the season, and so help me…
Pumpkin Pie For Breakfast – A Memoir
November 28, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Pumpkin Pie For Breakfast – A Memoir
This evening I informed a group of fellow elder millennials (straight couples, though) about Disney’s Return To Oz (1985).
They had NO IDEA this movie existed. 😭
They had NO IDEA this movie existed. 😭
November 28, 2025 at 3:42 AM
This evening I informed a group of fellow elder millennials (straight couples, though) about Disney’s Return To Oz (1985).
They had NO IDEA this movie existed. 😭
They had NO IDEA this movie existed. 😭
I lived bitch (2025 Edition)
Happy Thanksgiving, everybody!
Happy Thanksgiving, everybody!
November 27, 2025 at 9:59 PM
I lived bitch (2025 Edition)
Happy Thanksgiving, everybody!
Happy Thanksgiving, everybody!
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it’s a good time to remind you that The Wiz (1978) is a Thanksgiving movie
November 27, 2024 at 2:06 AM
it’s a good time to remind you that The Wiz (1978) is a Thanksgiving movie
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I’m putting an end to the debate once and for all:
“Let’s Have A Kiki / Turkey Lurkey Time” (Glee Cast) is a Thanksgiving song, but “Turkey Lurkey Time” (Promises, Promises) is not
“Let’s Have A Kiki / Turkey Lurkey Time” (Glee Cast) is a Thanksgiving song, but “Turkey Lurkey Time” (Promises, Promises) is not
November 27, 2024 at 7:14 PM
I’m putting an end to the debate once and for all:
“Let’s Have A Kiki / Turkey Lurkey Time” (Glee Cast) is a Thanksgiving song, but “Turkey Lurkey Time” (Promises, Promises) is not
“Let’s Have A Kiki / Turkey Lurkey Time” (Glee Cast) is a Thanksgiving song, but “Turkey Lurkey Time” (Promises, Promises) is not
If you’re performing in the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade, good luck and don’t f*** it up! 🦃
November 27, 2025 at 1:23 PM
If you’re performing in the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade, good luck and don’t f*** it up! 🦃
I’m sorry, this is the most ridicularious thing I’ve ever read. I assumed “twelve tide turns” was an Ozian way of saying YEARS, because… 🧵
At this point I’ve come to appreciate how the people who wrote the musical gave absolutely no thought to any kind of internal consistency. What tide? The sand tide?
My most generous estimate was always that there was maybe like a five year gap between act one and two but one year is crazy.
My most generous estimate was always that there was maybe like a five year gap between act one and two but one year is crazy.
November 27, 2025 at 2:28 AM
I’m sorry, this is the most ridicularious thing I’ve ever read. I assumed “twelve tide turns” was an Ozian way of saying YEARS, because… 🧵
Gianmarco Soresi as Mary’s Teacher (or Mary’s Husband, maybe) when?
November 27, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Gianmarco Soresi as Mary’s Teacher (or Mary’s Husband, maybe) when?
Just not quite as popular as…
November 26, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Just not quite as popular as…
Anyway since we’re all experts on the Ozian railways let’s remember that the Broadway show curtain shows that the train doesn’t go from Shiz to the Emerald City despite Elphaba and Glinda doing exactly that 😂
November 26, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Anyway since we’re all experts on the Ozian railways let’s remember that the Broadway show curtain shows that the train doesn’t go from Shiz to the Emerald City despite Elphaba and Glinda doing exactly that 😂
Minnie Mouse... M.M.
Flip it around... Wicked Witch!!!
Flip it around... Wicked Witch!!!
November 26, 2025 at 3:34 AM
Minnie Mouse... M.M.
Flip it around... Wicked Witch!!!
Flip it around... Wicked Witch!!!
SCARECROW:
It’s very tedious being stuck up here all day long with a pole up your back.
DOROTHY:
Oh dear, that must be terribly uncomfortable!
SCARECROW:
It’s very tedious being stuck up here all day long with a pole up your back.
DOROTHY:
Oh dear, that must be terribly uncomfortable!
SCARECROW:
a man in a black suit is holding a trophy and smiling
Alt: Jonathan Bailey’s cheeky, knowing grin
media.tenor.com
November 25, 2025 at 11:56 PM
SCARECROW:
It’s very tedious being stuck up here all day long with a pole up your back.
DOROTHY:
Oh dear, that must be terribly uncomfortable!
SCARECROW:
It’s very tedious being stuck up here all day long with a pole up your back.
DOROTHY:
Oh dear, that must be terribly uncomfortable!
SCARECROW:
“Unnecessarily sequel”. I had a vision almost like a prophecy when they announced the split ages ago, and here we are.
November 25, 2025 at 8:05 PM
“Unnecessarily sequel”. I had a vision almost like a prophecy when they announced the split ages ago, and here we are.
Now you just wait a clock-tick. Let’s get it together before you want to read. I don’t have a sugar daddy, l’ve never had a sugar daddy, if I wanted a sugar daddy, yes, I probably could go out and get one because I am what? Wicked. You could never have a sugar daddy because
🎶 You’re not that girl 🎶
🎶 You’re not that girl 🎶
November 25, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Now you just wait a clock-tick. Let’s get it together before you want to read. I don’t have a sugar daddy, l’ve never had a sugar daddy, if I wanted a sugar daddy, yes, I probably could go out and get one because I am what? Wicked. You could never have a sugar daddy because
🎶 You’re not that girl 🎶
🎶 You’re not that girl 🎶
I have been wanting to make this joke for years but I figured I shouldn’t as an American, so I’m very glad someone else did!
on one level I truly do not understand why they changed the title of Zootopia to Zootropolis here but on the other I do get looking at the UK and thinking 'these people simply cannot conceptualise utopia'
November 25, 2025 at 7:23 PM
I have been wanting to make this joke for years but I figured I shouldn’t as an American, so I’m very glad someone else did!