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The Picture Of Jared Gray 💀 @misterjaredgray.bsky.social · 11m

Quote from Phantom Of The Opera modified to read: “Madame Giry: (about
Jared) He's a genius. He's an architect and designer, he's a composer and magician... a genius, monsieur!”

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The Picture Of Jared Gray 💀 @misterjaredgray.bsky.social · 33m

You already know what audio I added 😉

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The Picture Of Jared Gray 💀 @misterjaredgray.bsky.social · 13h

😈

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The Picture Of Jared Gray 💀 @misterjaredgray.bsky.social · 13h

Drag name: Lady Abba Leek

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The Picture Of Jared Gray 💀 @misterjaredgray.bsky.social · 14h

The universe really doesn’t want me to be successful right now. What a waste of a fucking day. I give up.

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The Picture Of Jared Gray 💀 @misterjaredgray.bsky.social · 14h

Also Devil Wears Prada

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The Picture Of Jared Gray 💀 @misterjaredgray.bsky.social · 15h

Quick reminder for some of you

Quote from Big Mouth: “Being young, gay, and mean is not a personality”

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The Picture Of Jared Gray 💀 @misterjaredgray.bsky.social · 15h

Robin Hood would most definitely not! The imagineers rejected the idea because dark rides have to take you somewhere INTERESTING (like a diamond mine or flying over London). Robin Hood is all forests and stone walls.

Don’t replace Pinocchio, but the parks DO need a Poppins ride!

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The Picture Of Jared Gray 💀 @misterjaredgray.bsky.social · 21h

I don’t take pictures of strangers in public so you’re just gonna have to trust me when I say a real-life version of Aunt Gladys from Weapons is sitting in this coffee shop and I’m terrified

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The Picture Of Jared Gray 💀 @misterjaredgray.bsky.social · 1d

GAY-I??? Get the fuck out of here with your cutesy bullshit, Grindr.

Opting out. Deleting the app. Throwing my phone off a cliff. Walking into the sea.

Grindr’s notice about Al usage with a link to opt out in privacy settings…

…which they refer to as “gAl™️” (pronounced gay I). Fuck this shit.

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The Picture Of Jared Gray 💀 @misterjaredgray.bsky.social · 1d

HIM: into?

ME: Ellen Greene’s understanding that thinking of something sad will keep an actor’s giggles away

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The Picture Of Jared Gray 💀 @misterjaredgray.bsky.social · 1d

Sad Jack Skellington leaning against a tombstone, with speech bubble

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The Picture Of Jared Gray 💀 @misterjaredgray.bsky.social · 1d

The entire audience fighting for the chance to rush the stage and knock over the conductor

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The Picture Of Jared Gray 💀 @misterjaredgray.bsky.social · 1d

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The Picture Of Jared Gray 💀 @misterjaredgray.bsky.social · 1d

Blocking Al simps ✌️✌️

Jon Aldric-or-treat @jonaldric.bgay.social · 1d

Muting AI simps ✌️

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The Picture Of Jared Gray 💀 @misterjaredgray.bsky.social · 1d

HIM: into?

ME: Ellen Greene’s understanding that thinking of something sad will keep an actor’s giggles away

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The Picture Of Jared Gray 💀 @misterjaredgray.bsky.social · 2d

We rightfully give movies a lot of shit for forced moments of product placement but it’s amazing how Sinners (2025) managed to slip in an entire ad for Shen Yun and none of us said anything

Chinese heritage materializing at the Juke Joint…

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The Picture Of Jared Gray 💀 @misterjaredgray.bsky.social · 1d

Attacked and nearly filleted at lunch just now

Drawing of Ghostface on my restaurant receipt, courtesy of my server

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The Picture Of Jared Gray 💀 @misterjaredgray.bsky.social · 1d

The Walrus from Alice In Wonderland, with speech bubble

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The Picture Of Jared Gray 💀 @misterjaredgray.bsky.social · 1d

Jon Aldric-R-Treat

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The Picture Of Jared Gray 💀 @misterjaredgray.bsky.social · 4d

BREAKING: Taylor Swift announces “The Life Of A Showgirl (Oops! All Berries Version)”

Cap’n Crunch Box modified with Taylor Swift’s album cover face

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The Picture Of Jared Gray 💀 @misterjaredgray.bsky.social · 2d

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The Picture Of Jared Gray 💀 @misterjaredgray.bsky.social · 2d

THE INTERNET:
“Don’t show this again”
“See fewer posts like this”
“Block this ad”
“Don’t recommend this channel”

ME:
“Cool, thanks. So you’ll keep this shit away from me now, yeah?”

THE INTERNET:

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The Picture Of Jared Gray 💀 @misterjaredgray.bsky.social · 2d

We rightfully give movies a lot of shit for forced moments of product placement but it’s amazing how Sinners (2025) managed to slip in an entire ad for Shen Yun and none of us said anything

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The Picture Of Jared Gray 💀 @misterjaredgray.bsky.social · 2d

You.

Mondo The Frog from Tiana’s Bayou Adventure

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