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Jon Aldric-or-treat

@jonaldric.bgay.social

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I’m your favorite middle manager’s favorite middle manager. 🔞 sometimes butt. 👬 @thomcb88.bsky.social

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Jon Aldric-or-treat @jonaldric.bgay.social · Sep 12

Oh and here’s a butt and back. Okay that’s all my thirst trapping for today! Happy Friday!

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Jon Aldric-or-treat @jonaldric.bgay.social · 2h

Fucking commy.

Jon Aldric-or-treat @jonaldric.bgay.social · 2h

Oh fuck. That sounds annoying. Nvm.

Jon Aldric-or-treat @jonaldric.bgay.social · 2h

Sorry. Let me Venmo you a loony for a Tim Hortons

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Jon Aldric-or-treat @jonaldric.bgay.social · 2h

The real thanks giving you maple soaked moose.

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Jon Aldric-or-treat @jonaldric.bgay.social · 3h

The erotic content:

Jon Aldric-or-treat @jonaldric.bgay.social · 6h

Post hol

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Jon Aldric-or-treat @jonaldric.bgay.social · 6h

Omg truly the Dentology/Warby Parker/Sweet Greenification of my favorite neighborhoods

Jon Aldric-or-treat @jonaldric.bgay.social · 7h

25% of them go to Cheetah

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Jon Aldric-or-treat @jonaldric.bgay.social · 7h

We are canonically CHON

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Jon Aldric-or-treat @jonaldric.bgay.social · 7h

If I catch any of you little gooners password sharing I swear to god I’ll put my clothes back on.

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Jon Aldric-or-treat @jonaldric.bgay.social · 7h

Our nation’s leader mourning his dear friend

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Jon Aldric-or-treat @jonaldric.bgay.social · 8h

Pro plans only

Jon Aldric-or-treat @jonaldric.bgay.social · 8h

I have photo and video evidence that suggests that code isn’t legit.

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Jon Aldric-or-treat @jonaldric.bgay.social · 8h

I won’t even use any em-dashes (unless you like your dashes long…)

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paris martineau @paris.nyc · 13h

my latest investigation for @consumerreports.org is based on months of reporting and 60+ lab tests of leading protein supplements

we found that most protein powders and shakes have more lead in one serving than our experts say is safe to have in a day (🧵)

www.consumerreports.org/lead/protein...

Protein Powders and Shakes Contain High Levels of Lead - Consumer Reports

CR tests of 23 popular protein powders and shakes found that most contain high levels of lead.

www.consumerreports.org

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Jon Aldric-or-treat @jonaldric.bgay.social · 8h

@bradys.bsky.social and @jthom.tech tag-teaming as my handlers

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Scary Jerry @jthom.tech · 8h

Just send me your SSN and photo ID and I will verify you to sext with Jon

Jon Aldric-or-treat @jonaldric.bgay.social · 9h

Verified adults can sext with me for free.

The Verge @theverge.com · 12h

Sam Altman says ChatGPT will soon sext with verified adults

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Jon Aldric-or-treat @jonaldric.bgay.social · 8h

Just in case anyone thinks I’m being serious all ai simps are fucking embarrassing.

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Jon Aldric-or-treat @jonaldric.bgay.social · 8h

This is seriously deeply fucking sinister though.

Sam Altman knows full well he needs to peddle intimacy like a common drug dealer in order to continue to create revenue and he doesn’t give a shit about the psychological fallout of millions of users.