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X626
@x626.bsky.social
Chaotic Disaster Bisexual
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London based, regular escapee

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Content: Kink/Ice Hockey/US Defense Policy/Data Nerding

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Bottoming 101 Post: https://anexperimentintruth.blogspot.com/2012/01/bottoming-101.html
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Right, it's that time again.

✨ Douching Guides Thread ✨

As always, my claim to fame that I'm *measurably* responsible for there being too many bottoms in the world came up in Berlin.

So here's a set of good, through douching guides for anyone not quite sure what to do or if they're doing it right
Seriously considering rewatching episode 1 of Heated Rivalry again before #2 it was THAT GOOD.

This show is gonna live rent free in my brain for decades ain't it
December 2, 2025 at 9:12 AM
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Love how Heated Rivalry has everyone discovering hockey butts, the superior butt
December 1, 2025 at 7:23 PM
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some people make it really hard to have empathy.
December 1, 2025 at 10:24 PM
So I have THOUGHTS.

First off I'm definitely gonna need y'all to watch this. 👀

Secondly, I *absolutely* need an assertive dominant russian hockey twunk doing things to me. 🥵

Thirdly the POV camera framing in some scenes is just 😘👌

And the SEX. This show does not hold back 🤤
Rewarding myself for surviving work today without a public breakdown by watching the silly (horny) gay hockey show 🥰
December 1, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Rewarding myself for surviving work today without a public breakdown by watching the silly (horny) gay hockey show 🥰
December 1, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Halfway through my day and so far I've only hidden in the toilets once.

Thankfully everyone else is so stressed and busy no one is talking to me unless it's necessary.

I really need today to hurry up and end though. The screaming in my head just doesn't stop 😭
December 1, 2025 at 12:52 PM
Dreading work this week. It's going to be overwhelming and stressful as fuck and my only goal is pretty much just to survive.
To make it through this week without having a breakdown which is... not a good goal to need.
December 1, 2025 at 9:21 AM
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ℑ𝔫 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔊𝔯𝔦𝔪 𝔇𝔞𝔯𝔨𝔫𝔢𝔰𝔰 𝔬𝔣 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔉𝔞𝔯 𝔉𝔲𝔱𝔲𝔯𝔢, 𝔱𝔥𝔢𝔯𝔢 𝔦𝔰 𝔒𝔫𝔩𝔶 𝔐𝔬𝔦
November 30, 2025 at 7:29 PM
The new weight got the DaddySealofApproval™️ last night and we worked out I can go pretty hard bashing it around so now the question is how long before I give myself an injury from it 🤣
a seal is laying on the ground with its mouth open and the words seal of approval written above it .
ALT: a seal is laying on the ground with its mouth open and the words seal of approval written above it .
media.tenor.com
November 30, 2025 at 12:07 PM
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We're so excited about this. 

A £5 million trial is going to put HIV testing kits on to the NHS App and therefore into everyone's hands.

New trial allows HIV testing kits delivered to your door with results on phone
A groundbreaking £5 million trial, to be unveiled in the government's HIV Action Plan published on Monday, will see home testing kits ordered at the touch of a button
www.mirror.co.uk
November 30, 2025 at 11:10 AM
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November 29, 2025 at 5:47 PM
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November 28, 2025 at 12:54 AM
I forgot to apply the ISIL mods to my MEL run 🤦‍♂️
November 29, 2025 at 12:53 PM
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Does anyone want a survivorship bias shortbread
November 29, 2025 at 4:50 AM
Other boys: chastity cage print

Me:
November 29, 2025 at 12:05 PM
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Beta Alpha Tao 🦇
November 29, 2025 at 10:40 AM
Okay but what if I had more metal
November 28, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Oh sure but when I talk to the made up voices I'm "medically insane" and "a danger to society" 🙄
can’t fucking catch a breath

make it stop
November 28, 2025 at 10:58 PM
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“started making it, had a breakdown, bon appetit”
November 28, 2025 at 12:39 PM
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This is the most hilarious pandering to old people in the budget

www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Budget bingo duty axe 'vote of confidence' in sector says operator
Bingo duty, currently levied at 10%, will be axed from April 2026, the chancellor announced.
www.bbc.co.uk
November 27, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Fuckkkk meeee. 😶

Fist for size reference
November 28, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Hurry uppppppp weighttttt
November 28, 2025 at 2:57 PM
The great thing about having a dad/son kink and being a gamer is you get to regularly recreate this meme 😁
November 28, 2025 at 12:22 PM
Nothing to see here just downloading like 40GB of Mass Effect mods
November 27, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Watching Future Man because rather obviously I would like all 3 of these to see me from across the bar, hate my vibe, and decide to beat the ever living crap out of me 🤤🫠
November 27, 2025 at 8:27 PM