Worn Out Millennial
@wornoutmillennial.bsky.social
SSRI-fueled and snack-deprived. Adtech nerd.
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painting of dogs playing balatro
May 10, 2025 at 1:52 PM
painting of dogs playing balatro
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my vet, who's hard of hearing: can you repeat your cat's name
me:
me:
May 8, 2025 at 8:42 PM
my vet, who's hard of hearing: can you repeat your cat's name
me:
me:
Bent down to tie my shoe this morning, and my lower back played the opening notes of a jazz solo.
May 6, 2025 at 1:06 PM
Bent down to tie my shoe this morning, and my lower back played the opening notes of a jazz solo.
Skype shutting down feels less like the end of an era and more like cleaning out a junk drawer and finding your old ICQ number written on a post-it. Useless, but weirdly sentimental.
May 6, 2025 at 4:04 AM
Skype shutting down feels less like the end of an era and more like cleaning out a junk drawer and finding your old ICQ number written on a post-it. Useless, but weirdly sentimental.
The revolution will be rationed to two dolls per child.
May 5, 2025 at 1:09 AM
The revolution will be rationed to two dolls per child.
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*gets injured doing the family reunion trust fall*
May 4, 2025 at 11:42 PM
*gets injured doing the family reunion trust fall*
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48% of being an adult is unsubscribing from emails.
May 4, 2025 at 12:44 PM
48% of being an adult is unsubscribing from emails.
One minute Bill Kurtis is narrating a double homicide. The next, he’s awarding points for puns on NPR. No notes.
May 4, 2025 at 11:21 PM
One minute Bill Kurtis is narrating a double homicide. The next, he’s awarding points for puns on NPR. No notes.
Something heavy just hit the floor upstairs, either gravity’s getting stronger or our neighbor’s testing the limits of structural integrity.
May 4, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Something heavy just hit the floor upstairs, either gravity’s getting stronger or our neighbor’s testing the limits of structural integrity.
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when can i buy ozempic gummies over the counter
May 3, 2025 at 8:01 PM
when can i buy ozempic gummies over the counter
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You’re never too old to pretend to learn.
May 4, 2025 at 12:07 PM
You’re never too old to pretend to learn.
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Never realized how often I let my dog sniff items I’m holding just because I want him to feel included.
May 4, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Never realized how often I let my dog sniff items I’m holding just because I want him to feel included.
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trying to switch off the AI bloatware that has been pinned to the top of every single menu in every single app
April 26, 2025 at 9:30 PM
trying to switch off the AI bloatware that has been pinned to the top of every single menu in every single app
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Babe stop crashing out, you’re acting like this this is your first total economic collapse
April 7, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Babe stop crashing out, you’re acting like this this is your first total economic collapse
Nothing like spending a peaceful Sunday catching up on Nexpo videos and reminding myself that the internet is a cursed labyrinth of existential dread. Perfect way to recharge for the week.
February 23, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Nothing like spending a peaceful Sunday catching up on Nexpo videos and reminding myself that the internet is a cursed labyrinth of existential dread. Perfect way to recharge for the week.
Life’s overwhelming, but a burger and fries never asks questions.
February 7, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Life’s overwhelming, but a burger and fries never asks questions.
Going to bed felt productive until I found a pool cleaning video. Now I’m rooting for algae to lose.
February 6, 2025 at 4:01 AM
Going to bed felt productive until I found a pool cleaning video. Now I’m rooting for algae to lose.
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They put Grok in the CIA mail robot and now it's doing donuts in the parking lot, shitting classified documents all over the place.
February 5, 2025 at 1:28 PM
They put Grok in the CIA mail robot and now it's doing donuts in the parking lot, shitting classified documents all over the place.
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Thank god its friday, amirite?
February 5, 2025 at 12:40 PM
Thank god its friday, amirite?
Was going about my day when my body suddenly remembered pollen exists. Seasonal allergies staging their annual coup.
February 5, 2025 at 1:16 PM
Was going about my day when my body suddenly remembered pollen exists. Seasonal allergies staging their annual coup.
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This is all a bit too much for a Monday morning
February 3, 2025 at 12:58 PM
This is all a bit too much for a Monday morning
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I'm sorry I was so weird the other night that's how I am every night
February 1, 2025 at 2:41 AM
I'm sorry I was so weird the other night that's how I am every night
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You have a new follower
January 6, 2025 at 7:39 PM
You have a new follower