MHM
@wordshaker.bsky.social
If you have to know one thing about me, know that I’m a garlic girl.
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punxsutawney phil (just had visions of pestilence, blood rain, malignant false idols, stillborn livestock): uuuh 6 more weeks of winter
February 2, 2026 at 7:25 PM
punxsutawney phil (just had visions of pestilence, blood rain, malignant false idols, stillborn livestock): uuuh 6 more weeks of winter
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Gotcha—let’s dig into that step by step.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
January 23, 2026 at 3:46 PM
Gotcha—let’s dig into that step by step.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
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Me clicking on a restaurant website: I wonder when they're open and what they serve
Restaurant website: O U R M I S S I O N
Restaurant website: O U R M I S S I O N
January 17, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Me clicking on a restaurant website: I wonder when they're open and what they serve
Restaurant website: O U R M I S S I O N
Restaurant website: O U R M I S S I O N
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The first two hours this morning
January 5, 2026 at 11:21 AM
The first two hours this morning
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Using genAI for concept art is so fucking stupid because like... that's where you get the cool shit. Thats the blue sky phase where artists make pieces of art that will be seen by a teenager later and change their life forever. Why would you want to start from mediocre. Why would you do that.
December 16, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Using genAI for concept art is so fucking stupid because like... that's where you get the cool shit. Thats the blue sky phase where artists make pieces of art that will be seen by a teenager later and change their life forever. Why would you want to start from mediocre. Why would you do that.
Prisoners. Phenomenal movie, but ultimately thoroughly successful at making you feel viscerally uncomfortable.
December 10, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Prisoners. Phenomenal movie, but ultimately thoroughly successful at making you feel viscerally uncomfortable.
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*gently to my cat*: you cant be a little fucker. You have to be good. No more being a little fucker.
*My cat, purring*: the Being a Fucker hour draws near
*My cat, purring*: the Being a Fucker hour draws near
August 29, 2025 at 2:43 PM
*gently to my cat*: you cant be a little fucker. You have to be good. No more being a little fucker.
*My cat, purring*: the Being a Fucker hour draws near
*My cat, purring*: the Being a Fucker hour draws near
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it's so funny when people are like "i just can't keep my cat from going outside!" bro that is an 8 pound animal, how are you letting it outmaneuver you
December 6, 2025 at 6:58 PM
it's so funny when people are like "i just can't keep my cat from going outside!" bro that is an 8 pound animal, how are you letting it outmaneuver you
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tears of the kingdom: just what was zelda doing in the past?
nintendo: absolutely nothing. like it will shock you how much nothing she was up to
omega force: she was killing one million guys
nintendo: absolutely nothing. like it will shock you how much nothing she was up to
omega force: she was killing one million guys
July 31, 2025 at 1:12 PM
tears of the kingdom: just what was zelda doing in the past?
nintendo: absolutely nothing. like it will shock you how much nothing she was up to
omega force: she was killing one million guys
nintendo: absolutely nothing. like it will shock you how much nothing she was up to
omega force: she was killing one million guys
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We should swing swaggie back into the lexicon, times were so much simpler when it was around
October 28, 2025 at 3:30 PM
We should swing swaggie back into the lexicon, times were so much simpler when it was around
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Things that suck now available in a thing that sucks
Bored Ape Yacht Club is making a comeback — as a metaverse
Bored Ape Yacht Club is making a comeback — as a metaverse
Its crypto-themed metaverse, Otherside, has been a long time coming.
buff.ly
October 25, 2025 at 4:24 AM
Things that suck now available in a thing that sucks
The whole "performative male" thing is just. Nah. Let people be pretentious if they wanna be, we gotta cut out on this whole surveillance state thing as a culture.
October 23, 2025 at 2:36 PM
The whole "performative male" thing is just. Nah. Let people be pretentious if they wanna be, we gotta cut out on this whole surveillance state thing as a culture.
Hell is this moment of my life where I'm just trying to have a cute lunch taking myself out and I'm sat next to a middle aged man with the most projecting, echoing frat laugh. Save me.
October 18, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Hell is this moment of my life where I'm just trying to have a cute lunch taking myself out and I'm sat next to a middle aged man with the most projecting, echoing frat laugh. Save me.
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Jordan Peterson: (sobbing in the most insane jacket you’ve ever seen) Men evolved to take out the trash
September 21, 2024 at 10:46 PM
Jordan Peterson: (sobbing in the most insane jacket you’ve ever seen) Men evolved to take out the trash
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The Coca-Cola Freestyle machine is an echo chamber. Good luck finding nuanced debates about hot button issues on that touch screen. It’s just soda names and flavored syrups
September 3, 2025 at 4:57 PM
The Coca-Cola Freestyle machine is an echo chamber. Good luck finding nuanced debates about hot button issues on that touch screen. It’s just soda names and flavored syrups
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Who up wandering around like Théoden King muttering hauntedly "how did it come to this"?
January 9, 2025 at 7:21 AM
Who up wandering around like Théoden King muttering hauntedly "how did it come to this"?
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Is this a thing people would like?
October 5, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Is this a thing people would like?
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DON DRAPER: I grew up in a haunted house. I would put out bowls of spaghetti and tell visitors it was guts. Grapes, eyeballs. One of the older boys, who would lunge at people in a wolfman mask, looked after me. The only time I wasn’t scared was when I was eating Reese’s Pieces.
September 29, 2025 at 6:42 PM
DON DRAPER: I grew up in a haunted house. I would put out bowls of spaghetti and tell visitors it was guts. Grapes, eyeballs. One of the older boys, who would lunge at people in a wolfman mask, looked after me. The only time I wasn’t scared was when I was eating Reese’s Pieces.
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Too late, Batman. Once this Tylenol floods the city's water supply, my wiki won't run out of editors ever again
September 22, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Too late, Batman. Once this Tylenol floods the city's water supply, my wiki won't run out of editors ever again
HADES II 1.0 RELEASE DATE THIS IS ABOUT TO BE MY WHOLE PERSONALITY
September 12, 2025 at 2:40 PM
HADES II 1.0 RELEASE DATE THIS IS ABOUT TO BE MY WHOLE PERSONALITY
I've seen the cursed WH trailer and I simply am not going to engage with it further. It is not giving "Haunt me, then" Heathcliff in the slightest and instead of leaning into the deranged dynamic between H&C, it just tries to be edgy and shocking while missing the point of the text. Nah. I'm good.
September 9, 2025 at 6:44 PM
I've seen the cursed WH trailer and I simply am not going to engage with it further. It is not giving "Haunt me, then" Heathcliff in the slightest and instead of leaning into the deranged dynamic between H&C, it just tries to be edgy and shocking while missing the point of the text. Nah. I'm good.
Fellas I took a couch nap today for the record books. I took a lil snooze that I’ll be thinking about for a long time. I conked out so briefly and powerfully it reset my brain. I’ll dream of that nap.
August 31, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Fellas I took a couch nap today for the record books. I took a lil snooze that I’ll be thinking about for a long time. I conked out so briefly and powerfully it reset my brain. I’ll dream of that nap.