Evan
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🍉m. night shyamalan apologist
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🍒she/they
🍇theme park adult
🍑letterboxd user
🍉m. night shyamalan apologist
🍋kathryn hahn wife
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Happy Thanksgiving
November 27, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Happy Thanksgiving
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A Grand Yuletide Theory: The Muppet Christmas Carol is the Best Adaptation of A Christmas Carol
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A Grand Yuletide Theory: The Muppet Christmas Carol is the Best Adaptation of A Christmas Carol
Only one movie has ever managed to recreate that uniquely Dickens magic, achieving it not so much through adaptation as through transmutation.
www.brightwalldarkroom.com
November 30, 2024 at 6:30 PM
A Grand Yuletide Theory: The Muppet Christmas Carol is the Best Adaptation of A Christmas Carol
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I quite like Glass Onion, which I realize is BLASPHEMY to some, but I find its presentation of our glossy dystopia to be closer to the mark than most other movies made of late.
It's also bleakly funny that even in 2022 I thought it was laying it on awful thick about tech bro douches, but if anything Norton's character is way too aware of other people as a concept and is at least attempting to fake an interesting inner life.
Pregaming for Wake Up Dead by watching Glass Onion, for some reason it especially pleases me that Rian Johnson has Blanc quote "My God, it's full of stars" and make note that the line is from 2010 not 2001.
November 25, 2025 at 6:17 PM
I quite like Glass Onion, which I realize is BLASPHEMY to some, but I find its presentation of our glossy dystopia to be closer to the mark than most other movies made of late.
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This article heavily implies that ICE is being used in a custody dispute to help Karoline Leavitt's brother get his son and have the mother locked up in ICE detention
"A woman with a family connection to White House Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt has been arrested by Immigration and Customs Enforcement agents in Revere, Massachusetts."
www.wcvb.com/article/karo...
www.wcvb.com/article/karo...
![REVERE, Mass. —
A woman with a family connection to White House Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt has been arrested by Immigration and Customs Enforcement agents in Revere, Massachusetts.
The woman, Bruna Ferreira, has an 11-year-old son with Michael Leavitt, Karoline Leavitt's brother.
Ferreira migrated with her family to the United States from Brazil as a child and is currently in custody at an ICE facility in southern Louisiana.
Michael Leavitt released a statement, saying that his "only concern has always been the safety, well-being, and privacy of [his] son."](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:x4qyokjtdzgl7gmqhsw4ajqj/bafkreiacyzixchgacpjse7wyra342opgjsvdxzqdrkxq55zzqah65zyeae@jpeg)
November 26, 2025 at 4:24 AM
This article heavily implies that ICE is being used in a custody dispute to help Karoline Leavitt's brother get his son and have the mother locked up in ICE detention
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X's location "transparency" feature showing many MAGA accounts are based internationally reveals what we already knew: The world is using American social media and American politics as a slot machine and social media companies are directly incentivizing this:
www.404media.co/americas-pol...
www.404media.co/americas-pol...
America’s Polarization Has Become the World's Side Hustle
The 'psyops' revealed by X are entirely the fault of the perverse incentives created by social media monetization programs.
www.404media.co
November 24, 2025 at 6:34 PM
X's location "transparency" feature showing many MAGA accounts are based internationally reveals what we already knew: The world is using American social media and American politics as a slot machine and social media companies are directly incentivizing this:
www.404media.co/americas-pol...
www.404media.co/americas-pol...
saw someone in a michael haneke movie eating good Viennese bread with butter and apricot marmalade and my mouth started watering uncontrollably. the person eating the marmalade was a boy who videotaped his thrill kill but that’s not important. what’s important is that i could taste the staud’s wien
November 26, 2025 at 3:35 AM
saw someone in a michael haneke movie eating good Viennese bread with butter and apricot marmalade and my mouth started watering uncontrollably. the person eating the marmalade was a boy who videotaped his thrill kill but that’s not important. what’s important is that i could taste the staud’s wien
one of my theories is that our lack of truly dark sky these days is affecting us more than we realize
Industrialization in Michigan’s Upper Peninsula has some residents pushing for protection of the region’s dark skies.
In Michigan’s Upper Peninsula, Locals Fight for ‘The Right to Night’
Industrialization in Michigan’s Upper Peninsula has some residents pushing for protection of the region’s celestial splendor.
nyti.ms
November 25, 2025 at 3:11 AM
one of my theories is that our lack of truly dark sky these days is affecting us more than we realize
sunday night is the perfect time to smoke a joint and watch all 6 hours of the defunctland disney animatronics videos
November 23, 2025 at 11:51 PM
sunday night is the perfect time to smoke a joint and watch all 6 hours of the defunctland disney animatronics videos
whoa evan your purse is so heavy, what’s in there? well all of this
November 23, 2025 at 10:14 PM
whoa evan your purse is so heavy, what’s in there? well all of this
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This might be the single funniest thing that has happened during this incredibly cursed year
November 21, 2025 at 9:59 PM
This might be the single funniest thing that has happened during this incredibly cursed year
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I think this is mostly the correct take. He also enjoys celebrities who will speak to him.
I think the thing that Mamdani has here that other Dems don't is that he owes no loyalty to the old guard. A lot of Trump's mortal enemies actively tried to stop Mamdani. With a big smile, he beat the Dems that Trump hates and made them sad on TV. That's all Trump cares about.
Trump frickin' loves this guy lmao
November 21, 2025 at 10:06 PM
I think this is mostly the correct take. He also enjoys celebrities who will speak to him.
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Trump immediately after meeting with Zohran Mamdani:
November 21, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Trump immediately after meeting with Zohran Mamdani:
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Look I don’t relish reposting Fox News but this is objectively hilarious
KILMEADE: ”I think JD Vance is jealous. I think the president wants to use Zohran as a running mate.”
November 21, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Look I don’t relish reposting Fox News but this is objectively hilarious
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TRUMP [after spending 5 minutes with Zohran]: surplus value, it’s a very wonderful thing, very wonderful, and they’re stealing it. Can you believe that?
We’re going to be looking very strongly at the bourgeoisie, what they’re up to
We’re going to be looking very strongly at the bourgeoisie, what they’re up to
November 21, 2025 at 9:25 PM
TRUMP [after spending 5 minutes with Zohran]: surplus value, it’s a very wonderful thing, very wonderful, and they’re stealing it. Can you believe that?
We’re going to be looking very strongly at the bourgeoisie, what they’re up to
We’re going to be looking very strongly at the bourgeoisie, what they’re up to
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"During the drive to the station, prosecutors say she made statements to officers about immigration enforcement, including, “Why are you doing this to your people?” and “What are you going to tell your children about what you do?”
US postal worker charged with breaking man out of ICE custody on Long Island
Police arrested the worker and the man she tried to free.
gothamist.com
November 21, 2025 at 2:45 AM
"During the drive to the station, prosecutors say she made statements to officers about immigration enforcement, including, “Why are you doing this to your people?” and “What are you going to tell your children about what you do?”
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as always, evergreen tweet
November 21, 2025 at 2:52 AM
as always, evergreen tweet
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This is worth watching most of all for the Pope getting beer and going “yeah put that in the fridge” which is just a phrase you never anticipate hearing from a Pope
I love my hometown of
CHICAGO 🧵1
I went to Catholic school but I no longer believe in organized religion...
But
I love POPE LEO
Governor JB PRITZKER visit the Vatican and gives him
Chicago Beer brewed for the
Pope
It's named DA POPE BEER
Only in Chicago 🤣
Photo next post
CHICAGO 🧵1
I went to Catholic school but I no longer believe in organized religion...
But
I love POPE LEO
Governor JB PRITZKER visit the Vatican and gives him
Chicago Beer brewed for the
Pope
It's named DA POPE BEER
Only in Chicago 🤣
Photo next post
November 21, 2025 at 1:44 PM
This is worth watching most of all for the Pope getting beer and going “yeah put that in the fridge” which is just a phrase you never anticipate hearing from a Pope
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Imagine flipping through your alma matter's alumni magazine and coming across a passage that compares you to Roger Taney.
John Roberts won't give a damn, but this is all very funny anyway.
John Roberts won't give a damn, but this is all very funny anyway.
November 20, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Imagine flipping through your alma matter's alumni magazine and coming across a passage that compares you to Roger Taney.
John Roberts won't give a damn, but this is all very funny anyway.
John Roberts won't give a damn, but this is all very funny anyway.
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Smut artists and sex workers are crushed underfoot while AI gets a green light to steal your yearbook photo to make hard-core porn with the caption "AI GIRLS NEVER SAY NO"
This is a nuts story. An AI chatbot and image platform left millions of images exposed. They show what people are actually using the AI for: taking random women's yearbook, graduation, and social media photos and making super realistic hardcore porn with them
www.404media.co/ai-porn-secr...
www.404media.co/ai-porn-secr...
Massive Leak Shows Erotic Chatbot Users Turned Women’s Yearbook Pictures Into AI Porn
Chatbot roleplay and image generator platform SecretDesires.ai left cloud storage containers of nearly two million of images and videos exposed, including photos and full names of women from social me...
www.404media.co
November 19, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Smut artists and sex workers are crushed underfoot while AI gets a green light to steal your yearbook photo to make hard-core porn with the caption "AI GIRLS NEVER SAY NO"
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I've had this day for sure
Looks like the lady in line ahead of me at Albertsons is having a day:
November 19, 2025 at 2:13 AM
I've had this day for sure
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This is the best acting lesson ever filmed.
November 17, 2025 at 12:43 AM
This is the best acting lesson ever filmed.
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you gotta hand it to him - another remarkable bit of statesmanship from our Nazi pedophile billionaire president
"Quiet! Quiet, Piggy."
November 18, 2025 at 3:02 AM
you gotta hand it to him - another remarkable bit of statesmanship from our Nazi pedophile billionaire president
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Key information from this story: "humans generally have a crash, whether they are at fault or not, every 700,000 miles. Tesla has 7 in probably ~300,000 miles."
Tesla robotaxis get in crashes at 16 times the rate of human drivers.
Tesla robotaxis get in crashes at 16 times the rate of human drivers.
“.. Tesla’s current Robotaxi crash rate .. is about 2x higher than Waymo’s, despite in-car supervisors that prevent an unknown number of crashes.”
@electrek.co $TSLA
electrek.co/2025/11/17/t...
@electrek.co $TSLA
electrek.co/2025/11/17/t...
November 18, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Key information from this story: "humans generally have a crash, whether they are at fault or not, every 700,000 miles. Tesla has 7 in probably ~300,000 miles."
Tesla robotaxis get in crashes at 16 times the rate of human drivers.
Tesla robotaxis get in crashes at 16 times the rate of human drivers.
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I feel like Jeffrey Epstein maybe did not have a rigorous reading of “Lolita.”
November 14, 2025 at 5:07 PM
I feel like Jeffrey Epstein maybe did not have a rigorous reading of “Lolita.”