Evan
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🍇theme park adult
🍑letterboxd user
🍉m. night shyamalan apologist
🍋kathryn hahn wife
🍒she/they
🍇theme park adult
🍑letterboxd user
🍉m. night shyamalan apologist
🍋kathryn hahn wife
omg that’s so awful!!!
November 26, 2025 at 7:40 PM
omg that’s so awful!!!
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thank you! the times in my life that I’ve seen dark skies full of stars have wowed me in my deeply human soul! light pollution is a scourge
thank you! the times in my life that I’ve seen dark skies full of stars have wowed me in my deeply human soul! light pollution is a scourge
November 25, 2025 at 3:50 AM
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thank you! the times in my life that I’ve seen dark skies full of stars have wowed me in my deeply human soul! light pollution is a scourge
thank you! the times in my life that I’ve seen dark skies full of stars have wowed me in my deeply human soul! light pollution is a scourge
yess thank you!! i need the four different lipsticks and two lotions and 3 vapes
November 24, 2025 at 4:01 PM
yess thank you!! i need the four different lipsticks and two lotions and 3 vapes
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as always, evergreen tweet
November 21, 2025 at 2:52 AM
as always, evergreen tweet
Reposted by Evan
Imagine flipping through your alma matter's alumni magazine and coming across a passage that compares you to Roger Taney.
John Roberts won't give a damn, but this is all very funny anyway.
John Roberts won't give a damn, but this is all very funny anyway.
November 20, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Imagine flipping through your alma matter's alumni magazine and coming across a passage that compares you to Roger Taney.
John Roberts won't give a damn, but this is all very funny anyway.
John Roberts won't give a damn, but this is all very funny anyway.
Reposted by Evan
