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omg that’s so awful!!!
November 26, 2025 at 7:40 PM
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thank you! the times in my life that I’ve seen dark skies full of stars have wowed me in my deeply human soul! light pollution is a scourge
November 25, 2025 at 3:50 AM
yess thank you!! i need the four different lipsticks and two lotions and 3 vapes
November 24, 2025 at 4:01 PM
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as always, evergreen tweet
November 21, 2025 at 2:52 AM
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Imagine flipping through your alma matter's alumni magazine and coming across a passage that compares you to Roger Taney.

John Roberts won't give a damn, but this is all very funny anyway.
November 20, 2025 at 8:24 PM
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November 18, 2025 at 2:18 AM