Joshua
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Typical disclaimer that my posts are my own and not whatever job I happen to have.
I had a premonition that POTUS is going to give them the tariff money he collected.
BREAKING: OpenAI is requesting US government support to help guarantee financing for the massive investments in AI chips and data centers it needs for expansion, per Bloomberg.
November 6, 2025 at 11:26 AM
I had a premonition that POTUS is going to give them the tariff money he collected.
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I’m asking everyone to vote for a new Mayor by Tuesday and rank all 3 of Omar Fateh, Dewayne Davis, and Jazz Hampton in whichever order you prefer. I’ve worked at City Hall for the last 4 years and from my personal experiences I believe the City desperately needs a new mayor.
Long thread 🧵
Long thread 🧵
November 3, 2025 at 3:26 PM
I’m asking everyone to vote for a new Mayor by Tuesday and rank all 3 of Omar Fateh, Dewayne Davis, and Jazz Hampton in whichever order you prefer. I’ve worked at City Hall for the last 4 years and from my personal experiences I believe the City desperately needs a new mayor.
Long thread 🧵
Long thread 🧵
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This takes awhile to get going but it’s worth watching the whole thing
Really remarkable how Andrea uses the Klein/Coates conversation to produce so much clarity about the moment we're in.
You don't have to swallow frogs. Klein and Coates show that if you don't know what your core beliefs are, you're going to get played.
TikTok video by degenerateartnews
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October 11, 2025 at 12:51 PM
This takes awhile to get going but it’s worth watching the whole thing
I really try hard to avoid giving stuff this eyeballs but whoa nelly, what a ride.
Our new Constitution or bill of rights should include that service workers can't be harassed for clicks and views.
Our new Constitution or bill of rights should include that service workers can't be harassed for clicks and views.
these Starbucks contras are such fucking demons. every Starbucks employee should be issued a sidearm.
(face reveal in part two is really funny)
(face reveal in part two is really funny)
September 26, 2025 at 2:53 PM
I really try hard to avoid giving stuff this eyeballs but whoa nelly, what a ride.
Our new Constitution or bill of rights should include that service workers can't be harassed for clicks and views.
Our new Constitution or bill of rights should include that service workers can't be harassed for clicks and views.
The morning kanji practice, with feline visitors.
September 20, 2025 at 12:17 PM
The morning kanji practice, with feline visitors.
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Elections 2025: Minneapolis City Council, Ward 12. Obviously you should vote for Aurin. Becka is my pick for Actual Worst Person Currently Holding Elective Office (In Minneapolis).
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Elections 2025: Minneapolis City Council, Ward 12
The tl;dr here is to vote for Aurin Chowdhury; I door-knocked for her in 2023 and I have had no regrets about my support. On the ballot: Aurin ChowdhuryBecka ThompsonEdward Bear Stops Edward Bear S…
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September 4, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Elections 2025: Minneapolis City Council, Ward 12. Obviously you should vote for Aurin. Becka is my pick for Actual Worst Person Currently Holding Elective Office (In Minneapolis).
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Patient, sobbing: But Doctor, I AM Pagliacci!
ChatGPT: Apologies. I didn't realise when recommending Pagliacci's epic show to cure your depression that you were the genius himself. I'm impressed! With regards to your initial question, I can recommend seeing the Great Clown Pagliacci.
ChatGPT: Apologies. I didn't realise when recommending Pagliacci's epic show to cure your depression that you were the genius himself. I'm impressed! With regards to your initial question, I can recommend seeing the Great Clown Pagliacci.
August 7, 2025 at 11:31 AM
Patient, sobbing: But Doctor, I AM Pagliacci!
ChatGPT: Apologies. I didn't realise when recommending Pagliacci's epic show to cure your depression that you were the genius himself. I'm impressed! With regards to your initial question, I can recommend seeing the Great Clown Pagliacci.
ChatGPT: Apologies. I didn't realise when recommending Pagliacci's epic show to cure your depression that you were the genius himself. I'm impressed! With regards to your initial question, I can recommend seeing the Great Clown Pagliacci.
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GALADRIEL: (glowing green) In place of a hard roll, I would have whole wheat—beautiful and terrible to behold!
DELI GUY: #3 on wheat.
G: (coyly) You offer it to me freely.
DG: No, Galadriel. You have to pay. Every day with this
DELI GUY: #3 on wheat.
G: (coyly) You offer it to me freely.
DG: No, Galadriel. You have to pay. Every day with this
October 15, 2023 at 4:56 PM
GALADRIEL: (glowing green) In place of a hard roll, I would have whole wheat—beautiful and terrible to behold!
DELI GUY: #3 on wheat.
G: (coyly) You offer it to me freely.
DG: No, Galadriel. You have to pay. Every day with this
DELI GUY: #3 on wheat.
G: (coyly) You offer it to me freely.
DG: No, Galadriel. You have to pay. Every day with this
I was in Maine and we decided to drive up to Bangor and take the Stephen King tour through the town. What a stellar walk-through of the town for Stephen King lore. Highly recommended, definitely worth the price for the general tour. share.google/ra3ZRp3Bb84T...
SK Tours of Maine | Tours of Derry, Maine
With SK Tours of Maine, you’ll see places where Stephen King has lived and worked, places that inspired his stories, and actual film locations. Book now!
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September 1, 2025 at 11:42 PM
I was in Maine and we decided to drive up to Bangor and take the Stephen King tour through the town. What a stellar walk-through of the town for Stephen King lore. Highly recommended, definitely worth the price for the general tour. share.google/ra3ZRp3Bb84T...
Without downloading any new images, where are you at mentally?
August 26, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Without downloading any new images, where are you at mentally?
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Some notes, from an airport, on this dumb performative decision, which is calculated to appeal to vapid totalitarian twats.
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Prosecuting Burning of The American Flag
By the authority vested in me as President by the Constitution and the laws of the United States of America, it is hereby ordered: Section 1. Purpose.
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August 25, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Some notes, from an airport, on this dumb performative decision, which is calculated to appeal to vapid totalitarian twats.
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www.whitehouse.gov/presidential...
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“Uncooperative federalism,” Heather Gerken’s phrase, is quite good.
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It’s Time for Americans to Start Talking About “Soft Secession”
Blue states are finally learning what red states have known all along: you don’t need federal permission to govern.
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August 24, 2025 at 2:34 PM
“Uncooperative federalism,” Heather Gerken’s phrase, is quite good.
cmarmitage.substack.com/p/its-time-f...
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1. Federal funding for research promotes tech, biomedical, and scientific discovery in the US, and provides training for the sci/tech workforce that has brought immeasurable wealth to the US over the past 75 years.
Today's executive order includes a provision that will obliterate both functions.
Today's executive order includes a provision that will obliterate both functions.
Improving Oversight of Federal Grantmaking
By the authority vested in me as President by the Constitution and the laws of the United States of America, and to improve the process of Federal
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August 8, 2025 at 1:13 AM
1. Federal funding for research promotes tech, biomedical, and scientific discovery in the US, and provides training for the sci/tech workforce that has brought immeasurable wealth to the US over the past 75 years.
Today's executive order includes a provision that will obliterate both functions.
Today's executive order includes a provision that will obliterate both functions.
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July 16, 2025 at 4:01 AM
I feel like getting old is mostly saying "oh this fuck again" and gazing into the middle distance. www.newyorker.com/books/page-t...
James Frey’s New Cancelled-Guy Sex Novel Is as Bad as It Sounds
With a status-obsessed comeback book, the author of the fabricated memoir “A Million Little Pieces” attempts to rebrand.
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June 24, 2025 at 10:52 PM
I feel like getting old is mostly saying "oh this fuck again" and gazing into the middle distance. www.newyorker.com/books/page-t...
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The phone from Skinamarink has endorsed Andrew Cuomo
June 23, 2025 at 11:42 PM
The phone from Skinamarink has endorsed Andrew Cuomo
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Lavos, the alien monster intent on destroying all life, has emerged from beneath the planet's surface to endorse Andrew Cuomo in the New York City mayoral race. "Cuomo has the experience and character necessary to lead," said Lavos, while fire rained from the sky
June 23, 2025 at 1:38 PM
Lavos, the alien monster intent on destroying all life, has emerged from beneath the planet's surface to endorse Andrew Cuomo in the New York City mayoral race. "Cuomo has the experience and character necessary to lead," said Lavos, while fire rained from the sky
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Another dumb gross irony here is Harvey Milk served in the Navy and Donald Trump's Navy secretary didn't www.military.com/daily-news/2...
Hegseth Orders Navy to Strip Name of Gay Rights Icon Harvey Milk from Ship
Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth has ordered the Navy to take the rare step of renaming a ship, one that bears the name of a gay rights icon, documents and sources show.
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June 3, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Another dumb gross irony here is Harvey Milk served in the Navy and Donald Trump's Navy secretary didn't www.military.com/daily-news/2...
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"I have asked the AI to mimic my writing style so you, the reader, will not be able to tell what was written by me and what was generated by the AI" is so much meaner than anything I could say about this fraud.
um, you couldn’t PAY ME to touch this book or support it. never in a thousand years. wow. ew. ick. 📚💙
June 3, 2025 at 4:44 PM
"I have asked the AI to mimic my writing style so you, the reader, will not be able to tell what was written by me and what was generated by the AI" is so much meaner than anything I could say about this fraud.
@aghastronaut.com Someone in my bad movie watching group made this and I thought of you.
May 30, 2025 at 9:10 PM
@aghastronaut.com Someone in my bad movie watching group made this and I thought of you.
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Thing sequel / Columbo crossover called Just One More Thing
April 17, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Thing sequel / Columbo crossover called Just One More Thing
Reading Animorphs #16: The Warning as an adult and being filled with existential dread as Jake, the leader of the only resistance on Earth and holding the entire fate of the human race in his hands, being swatted in fly morph and slowly dying as his guts are smeared across the inside of an airplane.
April 12, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Reading Animorphs #16: The Warning as an adult and being filled with existential dread as Jake, the leader of the only resistance on Earth and holding the entire fate of the human race in his hands, being swatted in fly morph and slowly dying as his guts are smeared across the inside of an airplane.
Great work, Senator Booker! I hope you hold the record forever (because Dems eliminate it as soon as they get into power again).
April 2, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Great work, Senator Booker! I hope you hold the record forever (because Dems eliminate it as soon as they get into power again).
I usually give electeds a lot of leeway because that's a job I wouldn't want to do and there are probably dozens of things going on in the background, but Sen. Schumer and anyone voting for the CR are not reading the moment and I'm hopping mad about it.
March 14, 2025 at 1:39 AM
I usually give electeds a lot of leeway because that's a job I wouldn't want to do and there are probably dozens of things going on in the background, but Sen. Schumer and anyone voting for the CR are not reading the moment and I'm hopping mad about it.
The war between the US and Canada is going to end with Alaska and the MN boundary waters as part of Canada because our President wants clearer lines on a map.
Trump: "To be honest with you, Canada only works as a state. We don't need anything they have. As a state it would be one of the great states. This would be the most incredible country visually. If you look at a map, they drew an artificial line right through it."
March 13, 2025 at 6:41 PM
The war between the US and Canada is going to end with Alaska and the MN boundary waters as part of Canada because our President wants clearer lines on a map.