UncleJo
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Do y’all know how many military bases we have in Europe? They will all be getting closed, the land taken back and all the troops kicked out.
January 20, 2026 at 8:54 PM
Do y’all know how many military bases we have in Europe? They will all be getting closed, the land taken back and all the troops kicked out.
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Ain’t nobody seen one blue print, schematic , contractor, planner, nothing for that bunker. Just AI generated images. That shit is a giant money laundering operation.
January 20, 2026 at 7:13 PM
Ain’t nobody seen one blue print, schematic , contractor, planner, nothing for that bunker. Just AI generated images. That shit is a giant money laundering operation.
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You know what that’s called? Growth.
January 18, 2026 at 2:55 AM
You know what that’s called? Growth.
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I still don’t understand what Threads is 👵🏾
January 20, 2026 at 4:55 PM
I still don’t understand what Threads is 👵🏾
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Straight men are such precious babies. If they aren't careful and vigilant, The Gay will consume them.
this one guy i watched had to watch it while holding his wife's titty.
so every video, he's holding his wife's titty talking about the show.
so every video, he's holding his wife's titty talking about the show.
It’s rare for any one piece of culture to inspire as many reaction videos as ‘Heated Rivalry’ has, yet so much of this genre is about watching straight men become captivated with the story of two professional hockey players falling in love.
January 19, 2026 at 6:09 PM
Straight men are such precious babies. If they aren't careful and vigilant, The Gay will consume them.
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lmfaooo get fucked random senior analyst at northrop grumman. eat shit principal engineer at general dynamics
January 19, 2026 at 3:10 PM
lmfaooo get fucked random senior analyst at northrop grumman. eat shit principal engineer at general dynamics
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a nice reminder for the petit bourgeois that they aren't really in the club
January 19, 2026 at 3:09 PM
a nice reminder for the petit bourgeois that they aren't really in the club
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data center expansion is out of control here but im not gonna lie it's a little funny that even people with three car garage money in northern virginia are getting stuck with industrial parks and disgusting retention ponds in their back yards
January 19, 2026 at 3:01 PM
data center expansion is out of control here but im not gonna lie it's a little funny that even people with three car garage money in northern virginia are getting stuck with industrial parks and disgusting retention ponds in their back yards
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Almost time to get the kufis out the cleaners and change the battery on the laser eyes
January 19, 2026 at 12:56 PM
Almost time to get the kufis out the cleaners and change the battery on the laser eyes
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The worst politicians in America are about to quote Martin Luther King Jr.
You can’t quote “I have a dream” on MLK Day then legislate against that dream every other day of the year.
You can’t quote “I have a dream” on MLK Day then legislate against that dream every other day of the year.
January 19, 2026 at 2:00 AM
The worst politicians in America are about to quote Martin Luther King Jr.
You can’t quote “I have a dream” on MLK Day then legislate against that dream every other day of the year.
You can’t quote “I have a dream” on MLK Day then legislate against that dream every other day of the year.
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Breaking NYT:
Trump is now claiming that one reason he's pushing to acquire Greenland is that he didn’t win the Nobel Peace Prize, according to a message he sent to Norway's prime minister over the weekend.
Jonas Gahr Store, Norway's leader, received the text message on Sunday.
Trump is now claiming that one reason he's pushing to acquire Greenland is that he didn’t win the Nobel Peace Prize, according to a message he sent to Norway's prime minister over the weekend.
Jonas Gahr Store, Norway's leader, received the text message on Sunday.
Denied Peace Prize, Trump Tells Norway He’ll Push for Greenland
www.nytimes.com
January 19, 2026 at 1:26 PM
Breaking NYT:
Trump is now claiming that one reason he's pushing to acquire Greenland is that he didn’t win the Nobel Peace Prize, according to a message he sent to Norway's prime minister over the weekend.
Jonas Gahr Store, Norway's leader, received the text message on Sunday.
Trump is now claiming that one reason he's pushing to acquire Greenland is that he didn’t win the Nobel Peace Prize, according to a message he sent to Norway's prime minister over the weekend.
Jonas Gahr Store, Norway's leader, received the text message on Sunday.
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fuck that
January 18, 2026 at 6:33 PM
fuck that
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Only solution
January 19, 2026 at 1:33 PM
Only solution
Why the hell yall ain’t tell me Marty Supreme was that bad…..
a man wearing a white hat and a necklace looks at the camera
ALT: a man wearing a white hat and a necklace looks at the camera
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January 18, 2026 at 8:19 PM
Why the hell yall ain’t tell me Marty Supreme was that bad…..
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"Eve's Bayou" directed by Kasi Lemmons..
January 18, 2026 at 2:31 AM
"Eve's Bayou" directed by Kasi Lemmons..
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Ideally: Bears vs Patriots
Realistically: Houston vs Seattle
Realistically: Houston vs Seattle
So with that news, who’s going to the Super Bowl?
January 18, 2026 at 2:29 AM
Ideally: Bears vs Patriots
Realistically: Houston vs Seattle
Realistically: Houston vs Seattle
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Trump basically declaring war on the EU on a Saturday morning is some truly insane shit.
January 17, 2026 at 6:35 PM
Trump basically declaring war on the EU on a Saturday morning is some truly insane shit.
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Trump just placed a tariff on most of the EU of 10% that will increase to 25% in June unless they agree to sell him Greenland.
This is mad king shit.
This is mad king shit.
January 17, 2026 at 4:47 PM
Trump just placed a tariff on most of the EU of 10% that will increase to 25% in June unless they agree to sell him Greenland.
This is mad king shit.
This is mad king shit.
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Happy birthday to Mrs. Obama. There is no one like you in the world.
Mrs. Obama embodies unmatched style, grace, and purpose. From the East Wing to the world, she continues to lead with heart, strength, and authenticity.
Mrs. Obama embodies unmatched style, grace, and purpose. From the East Wing to the world, she continues to lead with heart, strength, and authenticity.
January 17, 2026 at 6:16 PM
Happy birthday to Mrs. Obama. There is no one like you in the world.
Mrs. Obama embodies unmatched style, grace, and purpose. From the East Wing to the world, she continues to lead with heart, strength, and authenticity.
Mrs. Obama embodies unmatched style, grace, and purpose. From the East Wing to the world, she continues to lead with heart, strength, and authenticity.
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They’re on their way to Pallet Town.
January 16, 2026 at 10:48 PM
They’re on their way to Pallet Town.
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Look, it’s a picture of me doing stand-up!
And if you want to see AND HEAR me doing stand-up, why not check out my new special “Rini” on YouTube! (Rini is my current partner who LIKES my facial hair.)
#funny #standupcomedy #jokes #comedy #standup
And if you want to see AND HEAR me doing stand-up, why not check out my new special “Rini” on YouTube! (Rini is my current partner who LIKES my facial hair.)
#funny #standupcomedy #jokes #comedy #standup
January 16, 2026 at 7:39 PM
Look, it’s a picture of me doing stand-up!
And if you want to see AND HEAR me doing stand-up, why not check out my new special “Rini” on YouTube! (Rini is my current partner who LIKES my facial hair.)
#funny #standupcomedy #jokes #comedy #standup
And if you want to see AND HEAR me doing stand-up, why not check out my new special “Rini” on YouTube! (Rini is my current partner who LIKES my facial hair.)
#funny #standupcomedy #jokes #comedy #standup
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Why are you taking someone to an “all you can eat” anything if you have a problem with them eating all they can eat…?
Remember that girl who ate, what was it? 50 oysters? I think she’s been dethroned 🥴 www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8fA2AAA/
In my defense… it was all you can eat for $20… I was getting his moneys worth 😭
TikTok video by Kimmy
www.tiktok.com
January 16, 2026 at 6:26 PM
Why are you taking someone to an “all you can eat” anything if you have a problem with them eating all they can eat…?
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Why are you taking someone to an “all you can eat” anything if you have a problem with them eating all they can eat…?
Remember that girl who ate, what was it? 50 oysters? I think she’s been dethroned 🥴 www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8fA2AAA/
January 16, 2026 at 7:15 PM
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Jimmy Kimmel offers to let Trump have one of his trophies if he will pull ICE out of Minneapolis.
January 16, 2026 at 1:12 PM
Jimmy Kimmel offers to let Trump have one of his trophies if he will pull ICE out of Minneapolis.