✨ Kobayashi Maru ✨
@ilyvonn1.bsky.social
Mom
Flight Attendant
Ex Pastry Chef
I’m very nice but I’ll cuss you out too
https://www.bakedbyvonn.store
Flight Attendant
Ex Pastry Chef
I’m very nice but I’ll cuss you out too
https://www.bakedbyvonn.store
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✨ Kobayashi Maru ✨
@ilyvonn1.bsky.social
· Aug 29
The site is live! You can order as many cookies as your heart desires 🥰🫶🏾
If you use this link you’ll get free shipping on orders over $50
Stack with code: WELCOME10 and you’ll get 10% off orders over $35
bakedbyvonn.etsy.com?coupon=BAKED...
If you use this link you’ll get free shipping on orders over $50
Stack with code: WELCOME10 and you’ll get 10% off orders over $35
bakedbyvonn.etsy.com?coupon=BAKED...
bakedbyvonn.etsy.com
♥️The site is live. I know it’s late and I’ll repost in the morning but I’m so happy y’all can actually order stuff like y’all been asking:
Apricot preserves
Are you a strawberry jam or grape jam person
December 10, 2025 at 8:26 AM
Apricot preserves
I need ** ** ****** ** *** ********* ***
December 10, 2025 at 7:54 AM
I need ** ** ****** ** *** ********* ***
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My son was born safely ♥️
Dear fellow nutty folks up b4 2am,
Tell me something good that happened to you this year. ❤️
Tell me something good that happened to you this year. ❤️
December 10, 2025 at 7:11 AM
My son was born safely ♥️
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"I'm not in denial, I'm in open rebellion" damn that quote goes hard
“I am so bored by AI. One of the things I love about the theatre is AI can’t do it.”
Ethan Hawke is a dude 👌🏻
Ethan Hawke is a dude 👌🏻
December 10, 2025 at 5:10 AM
"I'm not in denial, I'm in open rebellion" damn that quote goes hard
!!!!!
You don’t have to pour yourself empty to prove you’re full of love.
December 10, 2025 at 6:10 AM
!!!!!
Let me actually get some sleep. I can finally work on orders tomorrow 🥰
December 10, 2025 at 6:03 AM
Let me actually get some sleep. I can finally work on orders tomorrow 🥰
I need to be kissed on the forehead and told I’m pretty with the mascara streaming down my face ASAP
December 10, 2025 at 5:53 AM
I need to be kissed on the forehead and told I’m pretty with the mascara streaming down my face ASAP
I need to take more photos more often
December 10, 2025 at 5:48 AM
I need to take more photos more often
Issa old photo but a good one
December 10, 2025 at 5:45 AM
Issa old photo but a good one
Need
December 10, 2025 at 5:30 AM
Need
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Just keep swimming 🐠
December 10, 2025 at 5:30 AM
Just keep swimming 🐠
If a nigga looked at me like that after I come up for air I’m just leaving lmao
December 10, 2025 at 5:14 AM
If a nigga looked at me like that after I come up for air I’m just leaving lmao
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AI is everywhere and it’s so fuckin annoying seein commercials about it.
December 10, 2025 at 4:38 AM
AI is everywhere and it’s so fuckin annoying seein commercials about it.
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Zero.
I want to be as sober as possible to best articulate how incredibly wonderful she is in my eyes and how I would be honored to court her, with the aspiration for us to grow and evolve together into a beautiful, passionate, mutually respectful, and everlasting relationship.
I want to be as sober as possible to best articulate how incredibly wonderful she is in my eyes and how I would be honored to court her, with the aspiration for us to grow and evolve together into a beautiful, passionate, mutually respectful, and everlasting relationship.
How many drinks would it take you to confess to your crush that you like them? Currently I'm 5 drinks and one shot in and still nobody could get that confession up out of me. Lmao.
December 10, 2025 at 4:48 AM
Zero.
I want to be as sober as possible to best articulate how incredibly wonderful she is in my eyes and how I would be honored to court her, with the aspiration for us to grow and evolve together into a beautiful, passionate, mutually respectful, and everlasting relationship.
I want to be as sober as possible to best articulate how incredibly wonderful she is in my eyes and how I would be honored to court her, with the aspiration for us to grow and evolve together into a beautiful, passionate, mutually respectful, and everlasting relationship.
Rocking back and forth contemplating continuing to be a good person or burn this bitch down
December 10, 2025 at 5:02 AM
Rocking back and forth contemplating continuing to be a good person or burn this bitch down
I need a hug and a whole lot of therapy
December 10, 2025 at 3:09 AM
I need a hug and a whole lot of therapy
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It’s gotta be a miserable experience to be on social media and only consume and discuss politics or current tragedies.
You don’t ever just wanna talk about some ass and titties?
You don’t ever just wanna talk about some ass and titties?
December 10, 2025 at 2:07 AM
It’s gotta be a miserable experience to be on social media and only consume and discuss politics or current tragedies.
You don’t ever just wanna talk about some ass and titties?
You don’t ever just wanna talk about some ass and titties?
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I know the quip about this app being too freaked out…
But ass and titties can be healing.
But ass and titties can be healing.
December 10, 2025 at 2:08 AM
I know the quip about this app being too freaked out…
But ass and titties can be healing.
But ass and titties can be healing.
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as I once said
December 10, 2025 at 2:12 AM
as I once said
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Ladies and Gentlemen ✨HER✨
December 10, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Ladies and Gentlemen ✨HER✨
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Blonde (my favorite)
Extremely light pink
Teal
Neon green
Which color?
Extremely light pink
Teal
Neon green
Which color?
I gotta figure out what color I’ll dye it
December 10, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Blonde (my favorite)
Extremely light pink
Teal
Neon green
Which color?
Extremely light pink
Teal
Neon green
Which color?