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@ilyvonn1.bsky.social

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✨ Cookie Dealer ✨ @ilyvonn1.bsky.social · Aug 29

♥️The site is live. I know it’s late and I’ll repost in the morning but I’m so happy y’all can actually order stuff like y’all been asking:

Baked By Vonn @bakedbyvonn.bsky.social · Aug 29

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✨ Cookie Dealer ✨ @ilyvonn1.bsky.social · 9h

And it was and still is a fire ass song

Maybe:…… @getthebagcoach.bsky.social · 9h

Jaheim made a song saying “Just in case he gets killed while he goes out with his friends that his lady should give him some 🐱”…. It was on the Billboard Charts

✨ Cookie Dealer ✨ @ilyvonn1.bsky.social · 11h

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOO

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safe space☁️🦂🇹🇹🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇵🇸 @peaceofkrys.bsky.social · 17h

type of TED talk I’d tune into

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✨ Cookie Dealer ✨ @ilyvonn1.bsky.social · 12h

Cause he don’t lmao. ACAB! 😭

✨ Cookie Dealer ✨ @ilyvonn1.bsky.social · 13h

I’ve gotta make David’s Togepi egg and buy my shorts for my Misty costume

✨ Cookie Dealer ✨ @ilyvonn1.bsky.social · 13h

Irl nobody wants me either lmao. Except a police officer but he don’t count cause I would never be with a police officer LMFAO.

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✨ Cookie Dealer ✨ @ilyvonn1.bsky.social · 13h

None cause don’t nobody want me fr 😭

Everything is JOKES! @hanginwitcoop.blacksky.app · 14h

How many ppl on your skyline would be hurt if you came out with your new BF/GF? Lol

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✨ Cookie Dealer ✨ @ilyvonn1.bsky.social · 13h

Your wife knows the key to life!

✨ Cookie Dealer ✨ @ilyvonn1.bsky.social · 13h

Lmao people act like I’m terrible for not being touchy feely 😭

✨ Cookie Dealer ✨ @ilyvonn1.bsky.social · 13h

They aren’t!!!!

✨ Cookie Dealer ✨ @ilyvonn1.bsky.social · 13h

Stupidity!!!!

✨ Cookie Dealer ✨ @ilyvonn1.bsky.social · 1d

!!!!!!

1018🧁Spookalicious Je💀🕸️ @jeahbrandey.being.baby · 1d

a lot of yall ain’t get yall asses beat up on the playground that’s why yall be moving the way yall do.

✨ Cookie Dealer ✨ @ilyvonn1.bsky.social · 1d

Exactly !!!!!!

✨ Cookie Dealer ✨ @ilyvonn1.bsky.social · 1d

Right?!?! Like he never even considered that I might not want that😭😭😭

✨ Cookie Dealer ✨ @ilyvonn1.bsky.social · 1d

Romantic love is beautiful but baby I am loved in so many ways that I will be just fine without it if it’s not in the cards for me 🤷🏽‍♀️

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✨ Cookie Dealer ✨ @ilyvonn1.bsky.social · 1d

I had an uber driver tonight ask me how I could be fulfilled as a mom without being married and I looked at that nigga like he had three heads 😭😭😭

Empé 👑🃏🦋 @yeahroccsbykeagain.blacksky.app · 1d

I remember back when I was still on Twitter I said that hailing romantic love as the pinnacle of human interaction was what was fuckin us up and you would’ve thought I said desiring romantic love was a sin. They were PISSED that day.