✨ Kobayashi Maru ✨
@ilyvonn1.bsky.social
Mom
Flight Attendant
Ex Pastry Chef
I’m very nice but I’ll cuss you out too
https://www.bakedbyvonn.store
Flight Attendant
Ex Pastry Chef
I’m very nice but I’ll cuss you out too
https://www.bakedbyvonn.store
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✨ Kobayashi Maru ✨
@ilyvonn1.bsky.social
· Aug 29
The site is live! You can order as many cookies as your heart desires 🥰🫶🏾
If you use this link you’ll get free shipping on orders over $50
Stack with code: WELCOME10 and you’ll get 10% off orders over $35
bakedbyvonn.etsy.com?coupon=BAKED...
If you use this link you’ll get free shipping on orders over $50
Stack with code: WELCOME10 and you’ll get 10% off orders over $35
bakedbyvonn.etsy.com?coupon=BAKED...
bakedbyvonn.etsy.com
♥️The site is live. I know it’s late and I’ll repost in the morning but I’m so happy y’all can actually order stuff like y’all been asking:
Any time…
And any place…
I don’t care who’s around
And any place…
I don’t care who’s around
December 7, 2025 at 9:07 AM
Any time…
And any place…
I don’t care who’s around
And any place…
I don’t care who’s around
Keep it up you can’t get enough of me
This a real body
This a real body
This a real bodyyyyt
music.apple.com/us/album/rea...
This a real body
This a real body
This a real bodyyyyt
music.apple.com/us/album/rea...
Real Body (feat. Ari Lennox) by D Smoke on Apple Music
Song · 2020 · Duration 3:07
music.apple.com
December 7, 2025 at 8:58 AM
Keep it up you can’t get enough of me
This a real body
This a real body
This a real bodyyyyt
music.apple.com/us/album/rea...
This a real body
This a real body
This a real bodyyyyt
music.apple.com/us/album/rea...
You will get this busted biscuit can body and you will like it!!!!
December 7, 2025 at 8:33 AM
You will get this busted biscuit can body and you will like it!!!!
Can’t keep yo eyes off my fatty
Daddy I want you…
Daddy I want you…
December 7, 2025 at 8:31 AM
Can’t keep yo eyes off my fatty
Daddy I want you…
Daddy I want you…
I would have CRIED OMG
Belly button was gonna be right up under yo rib cage 😭
I used to want a BBL so bad but that healing process and the chances of looking crazy made me say “FUCK NO!”
December 7, 2025 at 8:25 AM
I would have CRIED OMG
Exactly! These botched guitar shaped people have me terrified😭
I am so scared of spending thousands of dollars and looking crazy 😭😭😭😭
I used to want a BBL so bad but that healing process and the chances of looking crazy made me say “FUCK NO!”
December 7, 2025 at 8:18 AM
Exactly! These botched guitar shaped people have me terrified😭
I used to want a BBL so bad but that healing process and the chances of looking crazy made me say “FUCK NO!”
December 7, 2025 at 8:15 AM
I used to want a BBL so bad but that healing process and the chances of looking crazy made me say “FUCK NO!”
Tell me have you ever had a gentleman?
December 7, 2025 at 8:08 AM
Tell me have you ever had a gentleman?
Clearly I’m in a mood
December 7, 2025 at 7:54 AM
Clearly I’m in a mood
Versace on the floor!
December 7, 2025 at 7:43 AM
Versace on the floor!
I’m getting Paris baguette in the morning. I’ve wanted it for two days. I’m not going to keep avoiding it lol.
December 7, 2025 at 7:42 AM
I’m getting Paris baguette in the morning. I’ve wanted it for two days. I’m not going to keep avoiding it lol.
On It by Jazmine Sullivan & Ari Lennox on Apple Music
Song · 2021 · Duration 3:24
music.apple.com
December 7, 2025 at 7:29 AM
They’re deleted now
December 7, 2025 at 7:14 AM
They’re deleted now
Some people’s sex just looks… boring/annoying/ridiculous. But if they like it I love it!
December 7, 2025 at 7:03 AM
Some people’s sex just looks… boring/annoying/ridiculous. But if they like it I love it!
My father. That’s it. Because he won’t actually do it lol
Is anyone allowed to show up at your house unannounced?
December 7, 2025 at 6:38 AM
My father. That’s it. Because he won’t actually do it lol
Reposted by ✨ Kobayashi Maru ✨
An emu will F*CK you up so I know an ostrich will tear yo ass out the frame
December 7, 2025 at 12:47 AM
An emu will F*CK you up so I know an ostrich will tear yo ass out the frame
Oh I need this to be real so I can pop out 😭
i wish dallas would do a studio 54 theme party. i’d be in there in a gold dress with my hair as big as humanly possible lmao.
December 7, 2025 at 6:33 AM
Oh I need this to be real so I can pop out 😭
Reposted by ✨ Kobayashi Maru ✨
The skyline BIG horny tonight 🤣
December 7, 2025 at 6:22 AM
The skyline BIG horny tonight 🤣
My daughter just asked me where Brampton is 😭😭😭😭😭😭
December 7, 2025 at 6:09 AM
My daughter just asked me where Brampton is 😭😭😭😭😭😭
PDM really needs a 90% off sale cause I need Meliora Athalia and Safanad
December 7, 2025 at 6:02 AM
PDM really needs a 90% off sale cause I need Meliora Athalia and Safanad
Reposted by ✨ Kobayashi Maru ✨
Some blessings come disguised as delays. Be patient God is building something beautiful.
December 7, 2025 at 5:57 AM
Some blessings come disguised as delays. Be patient God is building something beautiful.