Maeve
twodeltas.bsky.social
Maeve
@twodeltas.bsky.social
All views and opinions are my own unless they're funny, insightful, intelligent, or profound.

Sometimes an artist.
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The good news? We’re winning universal childcare faster than anyone expected. The bad news? Ms. Rachel and I have to find some new song inspiration…
January 18, 2026 at 9:39 PM
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Quint.
January 18, 2026 at 9:27 PM
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The classic tyranny play is "We'll give you security in exchange for liberty" but these guys are wrecking both. Most of you just don't appreciate the political genius at work here
January 18, 2026 at 9:00 PM
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January 18, 2026 at 7:19 PM
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"Are you squandering the precious
gift of life In front of the idiot box?
Are you on your third beer
Of the evening?"

"Does whiskey count as beer?"

"Maybe its time you joined the
exciting field of monorail conducting
by enrolling at the Lanley Institute."

"Marge I want to be a monorail conductor"
January 18, 2026 at 7:02 PM
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Average Sunday show interview:

OFFICIAL: we are going to dip enemies of the state into acid vats

HOST: how will you pay for it?

OFFICIAL: tariffs

HOST: critics say tariffs don't generate acid vat money

OFFICIAL: tariffs have generated more money than has ever existed

HOST: thank u for ur time
January 18, 2026 at 3:53 PM
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January 18, 2026 at 6:17 PM
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January 18, 2026 at 6:14 PM
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I’ve tried very hard to engage with people in this community over the last 36 hours, but it’s clear that the culture here is corrosive and not interested in debate. It’s too bad, because my “Doctor Gizmo’s Patent Snake Oil Cure-All” is well worth the money, especially in this midst of this plague
January 18, 2026 at 3:31 PM
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A man goes to doctor and says he's depressed. He says life is not worth living. Doctor says, "Treatment is simple, the film “Paul Blart: Mall Cop” is playing at the cinema down the street. Go and see that, it’ll cheer you up.” Kevin James bursts into tears and says “But doctor…”
January 18, 2026 at 5:43 PM
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January 18, 2026 at 5:19 PM
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Every time the Trump regime uses the words "funded protesters" and "outside agitators" news outlets need to cut to this photo from last week.

ICE has invaded these communities. Outside agitators don't show up in their fucking bathrobes.
January 18, 2026 at 4:20 PM
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it's because their idiotic central thesis -- "good times make weak men" -- has a small kernel of truth to it in that they are weak men driven insane by their own sustained lack of material hardship
January 18, 2026 at 4:09 PM
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January 18, 2026 at 4:58 PM
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America itself is a failing state. Aligning yourself with the west is aligning yourself with the declining empire that wants you dead. China is rising and it much closer. De-dollarization is taking place across the world. People like Zarif keep acting like it's still 2010. Time to grow up.
November 3, 2025 at 9:15 PM
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Brazilian Primus! Made from a soccer ball and smooth all over
January 18, 2026 at 4:13 PM
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Also you can't sexually molest your employees and students any more
January 18, 2026 at 4:03 PM
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Family Dog Suspected Cause Of Miniature Chuck-Wagon Disaster https://theonion.com/family-dog-suspected-cause-of-miniature-chuck-wagon-dis-1819564597/
January 18, 2026 at 4:00 PM
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Not kidding it's because they saw too many nazi memes on twitter about america dying because we eat tofu and there are gay people here or whatever
Fight and help win a world war.

Establish a global order that cements your national power for 80 years.

Blow it all up.

What am I missing?
January 18, 2026 at 3:58 PM
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January 18, 2026 at 7:35 AM
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🙂‍↕️
January 18, 2026 at 1:10 PM
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Lady knight lineart:
January 18, 2026 at 12:37 AM
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Why are pop songs such a part of the Star Trek universe now?
January 18, 2026 at 3:33 PM
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e621’s “tag what you see” rule was made to ensure all the insecure cishet dudes who browse the site to jerk off that they won’t ever encounter any yucky queers like trans women or non binary characters because they are not gay whatsoever.

Fuck e621. Stop fucking using it.
e621 drop dead!!!
January 18, 2026 at 2:07 AM