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Two-Buck Chuck
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Following this account will not bring value to your life. This is not a place of honor.

I cannot be more clear about this. DO NOT FOLLOW THIS ACCOUNT, IT SUCKS.

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"A massive gap has emerged in Sudan’s gold sector as record production levels fail to reach the state treasury. While the country produced over 70 tons of gold in 2025 despite the ongoing conflict, official records show that less than 20 tons were exported through formal channels. " Sudan Tribune
January 15, 2026 at 2:09 PM
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RT if you've never had a tab of ChatGPT open 'just to do quick research'
January 13, 2026 at 8:45 PM
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or steak?? i usually smok weef
December 26, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Fuck you advertisers, I like being bald
December 23, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Selling thin-cut goat jerky called "Ram Chips" to cash in on the AI bubble
December 15, 2025 at 8:35 PM
RIP Poster's Roulette, the only truly fair way to interact with other posts
November 27, 2025 at 12:56 AM
AI anime ad for bipolar medication. This world is beyond parody
November 18, 2025 at 1:54 AM
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"babies are born worshipping unknown gods" is one of the most incredible dwarf fortress bugs i have heard of. its poetry.
November 11, 2025 at 4:18 PM
We need Zapatismo yesterday
October 30, 2025 at 8:16 PM
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Heyyyyyyyyy casual reminder that Catholic dioceses in the US are going bankrupt due to *clerical child sex abuse lawsuits*
October 30, 2025 at 1:21 PM
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if a headline tells you somebody was shot but not by who, it was the cops
October 23, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Hominy criminally underrated fr
October 23, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Sign this petition to add an emoji for the Mandaean holy symbol. Truly one of the most interesting world religions, one of very few surviving in the present day with links to gnosticism (to my knowledge), and one that was devastated by state violence and repression. c.org/YWjCc4YLZw
Can you spare a minute to help this campaign?
Add an Official Emoji for the Mandaean Religion (الديانة المندائية)
c.org
October 20, 2025 at 5:34 PM
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hi it would be very cool if you could sign this petition to add the Drabsha (main symbol of the faith) to unicode but be demure and mindful about it and don't meme about it or me i'm a heretic to my people 😇

the web and its stewards have been a blessing for preserving our snuffbait ethnoreligion :)
Sign the Petition
Add an Official Emoji for the Mandaean Religion (الديانة المندائية)
www.change.org
October 20, 2025 at 4:44 PM
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I donated to their Patreon for their birthday last week. 💛 other people could too. www.patreon.com/c/amateurcra... you get a sticker if you want from becoming a patron. And I hate having to see their brb feed disappear from my page to be able to detect that they were banned. again.
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creating Electronic Music and Sound Packs
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October 6, 2025 at 7:09 PM
I'm nobody, but I gotta say I'll miss all you cool people when the Iron Waffle comes for you. I've learned a lot from you all, and I hope a better platform comes for you soon
October 7, 2025 at 2:02 AM
@chantalalive.blacksky.app
Amateur Crastinator AC @amateurcrastinator.com has also been suspended, within 12 hours of criticizing Jay's banning of Link.

Messaging you about it because I know you've interacted previously on this platform re: disability issues
October 6, 2025 at 3:48 PM
October 6, 2025 at 3:32 PM
The people most likely to receive benefits from longevity research are those least deserving of it.

Go ride a jet ski and let your assets mature without doing anything. Give immortality to the maid who does your chores and the itinerant laborer who harvested your vegetables.
October 1, 2025 at 1:25 PM
Ruin any book by adding "Tom Clancy's" to the title

Tom Clancy's House of Chains
Ruin any book by adding "Tom Clancy's" to the title

Tom Clancy’s Men Without Women
Ruin any book by adding "Tom Clancy's" to the title

Tom Clancy's High on the Hog
August 27, 2025 at 11:45 PM
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The west's war on drugs has been a monumental failure, the west is still the biggest consumer market for cocaine. Western demand is what fuels the cartels. And Western banks profit from laundering cartel money. The empire pretends to fight drugs while feeding off them.
August 22, 2025 at 4:01 PM
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Instead, Colombian liberals and conservatives worsened everything. And the US enacted “Plan Colombia.” Billions in military aid to spray chemicals, militarise rural areas, and destroy coca fields. It didn’t kill the cartels—it killed farmers’ food, poisoned communities, and made conditions worse.
August 22, 2025 at 4:01 PM