Twinklebreeze
twinklebreeze.bsky.social
Twinklebreeze
@twinklebreeze.bsky.social
A lurker and avid shitpost enjoyer. Also and arborist.
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Nature Begins Reclaiming Chuck Grassley
December 1, 2025 at 4:00 PM
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the other mustache dad at kindergarten drop off shaved his mustache. while this does leave me as the undisputed king, I can't help but feel like something more important was lost
December 1, 2025 at 4:12 PM
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December 1, 2025 at 4:32 PM
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so cool you love music and got a high paying gig at the AI music company. I love lions so I got a job in Africa helping dentists hunt them
December 1, 2025 at 5:28 PM
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when the waiter tries to take our bread and wine
December 1, 2025 at 5:04 AM
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Gender this, sexuality that. I play by one rule and one rule only: if it’s a hole, my tongue is goin’ in there
December 1, 2025 at 7:12 AM
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no one likes someone stuck in the past stop bitching about today and start bitching about tomorrow
November 30, 2025 at 5:31 PM
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going from 4-day weekend to 5-day work week should be illegal. it’s a shock to the system. i can’t just quit loafing about cold turkey
November 30, 2025 at 8:21 PM
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i want a girl with a strong floor and a no ceiling
November 30, 2025 at 6:31 PM
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The Keebler Elves are billionaires now, and as part of the President's Advisory Council they've said some alarming things about the connection between Pepperidge Farms and autism.
November 27, 2025 at 12:27 AM
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optimistic guy in the town from Uzumaki: well I think our town is BLESSED by spirals
December 1, 2025 at 2:17 AM
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The Munsters poses the chilling question, what if your parents were a vampire and a Frankenstein? The Addams Family poses the chilling question, what if your parents were openly sexual?
December 1, 2025 at 2:56 AM
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nightmare shrooms rotation
December 1, 2025 at 3:14 AM
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reverse mortgage cowgirl
December 1, 2025 at 3:00 AM
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perfect feed placement 🔥
November 30, 2025 at 3:25 PM
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If your business model doesn’t work without breaking the law, you’re not in business.

You’re in organized crime.
November 29, 2025 at 7:43 PM
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As a centrist, I think Donald Trump is bad, but the political and economic conditions that enabled him to become president twice are good
November 30, 2025 at 2:53 PM
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Perfect Tom Stoppard story from DTel obituary:

His response to a letter from Harold Pinter canvassing support for a proposal to have the Comedy Theatre in London rechristened the Pinter Theatre, “Have you thought, instead, of changing your name to Harold Comedy?”
November 29, 2025 at 7:09 PM
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I bet people in olden times were walking around with the most insane toenails
November 30, 2025 at 5:36 AM
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The thing about AI anime dubs and AI Actor Tilly Norwood and AI music is just the fucking disrespect, this is what your industry thinks can replace you and it’s not even good. It’s not even a thing you look at with dread at how the computer has replaced Man, it just sucks ass lol it just blows
November 30, 2025 at 5:44 AM
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I’m very unhappy about the aggressive AI upscaling in the Beatles Anthology on Disney Plus. It’s added a whole extra Beatle! Who the fuck is “George”?
November 30, 2025 at 1:29 PM
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it's basically lying to call Clifford a "big red dog." you're being dishonest. my friend has a big red dog. labrador retriever, weighs like a hundred pounds. if you survived a godzilla attack you wouldn't be like "saw a big lizard in tokyo today"
November 24, 2023 at 1:14 AM
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I'm a little sick haha
Yeah everyone is sick right now it's crazy
January 10, 2025 at 1:21 AM
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Why is every journalist a suck-up now. Bring back weasel-faced little bastards who hate everyone
November 29, 2025 at 8:00 PM
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cutting off my nose but not to spite my face, I'm not an idiot
November 29, 2025 at 9:42 PM