Twinklebreeze
@twinklebreeze.bsky.social
A lurker and avid shitpost enjoyer. Also and arborist.
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The year is 2075. Every movie is about Avengers. Each movie ticket costs $200,000 and includes a small FilmMonkey™ who sits on your lap and feels your emotions for you
December 1, 2024 at 7:56 AM
The year is 2075. Every movie is about Avengers. Each movie ticket costs $200,000 and includes a small FilmMonkey™ who sits on your lap and feels your emotions for you
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Playing chess in a beautifully rendered park with an AI reconstruction of my deceased grandfather. I think of all the things I never got to say to him, and also review the DLC hat options
December 1, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Playing chess in a beautifully rendered park with an AI reconstruction of my deceased grandfather. I think of all the things I never got to say to him, and also review the DLC hat options
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I'm cyber monday meant something very different in my day years old
December 1, 2025 at 11:18 PM
I'm cyber monday meant something very different in my day years old
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Nature Begins Reclaiming Chuck Grassley
December 1, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Nature Begins Reclaiming Chuck Grassley
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the other mustache dad at kindergarten drop off shaved his mustache. while this does leave me as the undisputed king, I can't help but feel like something more important was lost
December 1, 2025 at 4:12 PM
the other mustache dad at kindergarten drop off shaved his mustache. while this does leave me as the undisputed king, I can't help but feel like something more important was lost
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so cool you love music and got a high paying gig at the AI music company. I love lions so I got a job in Africa helping dentists hunt them
December 1, 2025 at 5:28 PM
so cool you love music and got a high paying gig at the AI music company. I love lions so I got a job in Africa helping dentists hunt them
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when the waiter tries to take our bread and wine
December 1, 2025 at 5:04 AM
when the waiter tries to take our bread and wine
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Gender this, sexuality that. I play by one rule and one rule only: if it’s a hole, my tongue is goin’ in there
December 1, 2025 at 7:12 AM
Gender this, sexuality that. I play by one rule and one rule only: if it’s a hole, my tongue is goin’ in there
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no one likes someone stuck in the past stop bitching about today and start bitching about tomorrow
November 30, 2025 at 5:31 PM
no one likes someone stuck in the past stop bitching about today and start bitching about tomorrow
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going from 4-day weekend to 5-day work week should be illegal. it’s a shock to the system. i can’t just quit loafing about cold turkey
November 30, 2025 at 8:21 PM
going from 4-day weekend to 5-day work week should be illegal. it’s a shock to the system. i can’t just quit loafing about cold turkey
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i want a girl with a strong floor and a no ceiling
November 30, 2025 at 6:31 PM
i want a girl with a strong floor and a no ceiling
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The Keebler Elves are billionaires now, and as part of the President's Advisory Council they've said some alarming things about the connection between Pepperidge Farms and autism.
November 27, 2025 at 12:27 AM
The Keebler Elves are billionaires now, and as part of the President's Advisory Council they've said some alarming things about the connection between Pepperidge Farms and autism.
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optimistic guy in the town from Uzumaki: well I think our town is BLESSED by spirals
December 1, 2025 at 2:17 AM
optimistic guy in the town from Uzumaki: well I think our town is BLESSED by spirals
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The Munsters poses the chilling question, what if your parents were a vampire and a Frankenstein? The Addams Family poses the chilling question, what if your parents were openly sexual?
December 1, 2025 at 2:56 AM
The Munsters poses the chilling question, what if your parents were a vampire and a Frankenstein? The Addams Family poses the chilling question, what if your parents were openly sexual?
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nightmare shrooms rotation
Tomorrow Grimes will DJ a livestream of immortality influencer Bryan Johnson tripping on shrooms to determine its effect on longevity. Mr. Beast and the CEO of Salesforce will be there too.
Grimes DJing Immortality Influencer's Shroom Trip With Special Guest Mr. Beast
Grimes is a fan of Bryan Johnson, the multimillionaire and immortality influencer who spends his time trying to fight death. He is perhaps best known for undergoing plasma transfusions with donations ...
stereogum.com
December 1, 2025 at 3:14 AM
nightmare shrooms rotation
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reverse mortgage cowgirl
December 1, 2025 at 3:00 AM
reverse mortgage cowgirl
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perfect feed placement 🔥
November 30, 2025 at 3:25 PM
perfect feed placement 🔥
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If your business model doesn’t work without breaking the law, you’re not in business.
You’re in organized crime.
You’re in organized crime.
The OpenAI ruling writers should know about 👀 (if your work was scraped for LLM training, this affects you). www.hollywoodreporter.com/business/bus...
OpenAI Loses Key Discovery Battle as It Cedes Ground to Authors in AI Lawsuits
The issue has been a major battleground in discovery. OpenAI could be on the hook for hundreds of millions, if not billions, of dollars if it was aware it was infringing on copyrighted material.
www.hollywoodreporter.com
November 29, 2025 at 7:43 PM
If your business model doesn’t work without breaking the law, you’re not in business.
You’re in organized crime.
You’re in organized crime.
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As a centrist, I think Donald Trump is bad, but the political and economic conditions that enabled him to become president twice are good
November 30, 2025 at 2:53 PM
As a centrist, I think Donald Trump is bad, but the political and economic conditions that enabled him to become president twice are good
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Perfect Tom Stoppard story from DTel obituary:
His response to a letter from Harold Pinter canvassing support for a proposal to have the Comedy Theatre in London rechristened the Pinter Theatre, “Have you thought, instead, of changing your name to Harold Comedy?”
His response to a letter from Harold Pinter canvassing support for a proposal to have the Comedy Theatre in London rechristened the Pinter Theatre, “Have you thought, instead, of changing your name to Harold Comedy?”
November 29, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Perfect Tom Stoppard story from DTel obituary:
His response to a letter from Harold Pinter canvassing support for a proposal to have the Comedy Theatre in London rechristened the Pinter Theatre, “Have you thought, instead, of changing your name to Harold Comedy?”
His response to a letter from Harold Pinter canvassing support for a proposal to have the Comedy Theatre in London rechristened the Pinter Theatre, “Have you thought, instead, of changing your name to Harold Comedy?”
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I bet people in olden times were walking around with the most insane toenails
November 30, 2025 at 5:36 AM
I bet people in olden times were walking around with the most insane toenails
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The thing about AI anime dubs and AI Actor Tilly Norwood and AI music is just the fucking disrespect, this is what your industry thinks can replace you and it’s not even good. It’s not even a thing you look at with dread at how the computer has replaced Man, it just sucks ass lol it just blows
November 30, 2025 at 5:44 AM
The thing about AI anime dubs and AI Actor Tilly Norwood and AI music is just the fucking disrespect, this is what your industry thinks can replace you and it’s not even good. It’s not even a thing you look at with dread at how the computer has replaced Man, it just sucks ass lol it just blows
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I’m very unhappy about the aggressive AI upscaling in the Beatles Anthology on Disney Plus. It’s added a whole extra Beatle! Who the fuck is “George”?
November 30, 2025 at 1:29 PM
I’m very unhappy about the aggressive AI upscaling in the Beatles Anthology on Disney Plus. It’s added a whole extra Beatle! Who the fuck is “George”?
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it's basically lying to call Clifford a "big red dog." you're being dishonest. my friend has a big red dog. labrador retriever, weighs like a hundred pounds. if you survived a godzilla attack you wouldn't be like "saw a big lizard in tokyo today"
November 24, 2023 at 1:14 AM
it's basically lying to call Clifford a "big red dog." you're being dishonest. my friend has a big red dog. labrador retriever, weighs like a hundred pounds. if you survived a godzilla attack you wouldn't be like "saw a big lizard in tokyo today"