tw000
@tw000.bsky.social
Tech Generalist, here for the humor and pet pics.
Current main profile is on Fediverse: @[email protected]
Old Twitter bio: Tech generalist and auto enthusiast. I also like food and pets.
Current main profile is on Fediverse: @[email protected]
Old Twitter bio: Tech generalist and auto enthusiast. I also like food and pets.
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For the new kids:
Rule 1: Where there is value, there is crime.
Rule 2: A fine is a price.
Rule 3: Nothing ever stops until a Rich White Guy goes to jail.
Rule 4: There are no Moriartys
Rule 5: Everyone can be conned.
Rule 1: Where there is value, there is crime.
Rule 2: A fine is a price.
Rule 3: Nothing ever stops until a Rich White Guy goes to jail.
Rule 4: There are no Moriartys
Rule 5: Everyone can be conned.
March 16, 2025 at 8:52 PM
For the new kids:
Rule 1: Where there is value, there is crime.
Rule 2: A fine is a price.
Rule 3: Nothing ever stops until a Rich White Guy goes to jail.
Rule 4: There are no Moriartys
Rule 5: Everyone can be conned.
Rule 1: Where there is value, there is crime.
Rule 2: A fine is a price.
Rule 3: Nothing ever stops until a Rich White Guy goes to jail.
Rule 4: There are no Moriartys
Rule 5: Everyone can be conned.
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again just to be fair I am on the side of "there is an extremely narrow set of tasks these tools are actually useful for" but normies are now straight up using it like google
March 21, 2025 at 1:52 PM
again just to be fair I am on the side of "there is an extremely narrow set of tasks these tools are actually useful for" but normies are now straight up using it like google
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I remember a line from the Hbomb video about plagiarism talking about how you only plagiarize if you don’t view the thing you’re stealing as having worth, and that’s the same as all this AI stuff. Music has worth because it takes time and skill and devotion and it’s not worth having if it doesn’t
January 12, 2025 at 10:49 PM
I remember a line from the Hbomb video about plagiarism talking about how you only plagiarize if you don’t view the thing you’re stealing as having worth, and that’s the same as all this AI stuff. Music has worth because it takes time and skill and devotion and it’s not worth having if it doesn’t
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Complete knowledge of the full majesty of universal creation in all its divine facets is when I own an island.
An undisclosed 2023 agreement between Microsoft and OpenAI defines achieving AGI as the point when OpenAI develops AI systems that generate $100B+ in profits (Stephanie Palazzolo/The Information)
Main Link | Techmeme Permalink
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December 26, 2024 at 8:44 PM
Complete knowledge of the full majesty of universal creation in all its divine facets is when I own an island.
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you will be visited by three spirits
the three spirits:
the three spirits:
December 24, 2024 at 4:28 AM
you will be visited by three spirits
the three spirits:
the three spirits:
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Cat Clinging To Side Of Christmas Tree Admits That Was Extent Of Plan
theonion.com/cat-clinging...
theonion.com/cat-clinging...
December 23, 2024 at 8:07 PM
Cat Clinging To Side Of Christmas Tree Admits That Was Extent Of Plan
theonion.com/cat-clinging...
theonion.com/cat-clinging...
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All right, folks, let's say, hypothetically, your following is very carefully and purposefully curated to include a lot of stuff that is likely to infuriate or sadden you at any given moment. What feeds do you recommend that are... not that?
December 7, 2024 at 9:13 PM
All right, folks, let's say, hypothetically, your following is very carefully and purposefully curated to include a lot of stuff that is likely to infuriate or sadden you at any given moment. What feeds do you recommend that are... not that?
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Being an adult means accepting that your dog may have just scammed a second lunch out of you
December 4, 2024 at 7:55 PM
Being an adult means accepting that your dog may have just scammed a second lunch out of you
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Googling Franz Kafka and being fed a nightmarish tangle of inaccurate AI overviews, YouTube shorts, and Reddit threads about open source streaming platforms:
“Damn, if only there was a word for this…”
“Damn, if only there was a word for this…”
December 3, 2024 at 7:11 AM
Googling Franz Kafka and being fed a nightmarish tangle of inaccurate AI overviews, YouTube shorts, and Reddit threads about open source streaming platforms:
“Damn, if only there was a word for this…”
“Damn, if only there was a word for this…”
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The Pittsburgh penguins have what I can only describe as a T-Shirt technical
December 4, 2024 at 1:54 AM
The Pittsburgh penguins have what I can only describe as a T-Shirt technical
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At its heart, Star Trek is a utopian fantasy about a society so advanced that they are capable of holding productive meetings that last no longer than three minutes
December 3, 2024 at 4:58 PM
At its heart, Star Trek is a utopian fantasy about a society so advanced that they are capable of holding productive meetings that last no longer than three minutes
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Digital identity is going to be a hugely important space in the next few years. A lot of complaints in this thread highlight the reasons why.
There's a whole lot of conversation still to be had about proving identity, but just want to call out that this option is available right now (and super cool to see!)
The only way Dylan could get a nytimes-dot-com handle like this is if nytimes set it up!
The only way Dylan could get a nytimes-dot-com handle like this is if nytimes set it up!
Update: I'm now @dylanfreedman.nytimes.com!
December 2, 2024 at 11:31 PM
Digital identity is going to be a hugely important space in the next few years. A lot of complaints in this thread highlight the reasons why.
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Some ppl will tell you Thanksgiving is about togetherness and gratitude but it’s actually about eating a leftover sandwich alone in your kitchen on December 2nd
Toast, mashed potatoes, turkey, toast slice soaked in gravy, stuffing, Mac n cheese, cranberry sauce, light mayo, salt n pepper, toast
Toast, mashed potatoes, turkey, toast slice soaked in gravy, stuffing, Mac n cheese, cranberry sauce, light mayo, salt n pepper, toast
December 2, 2024 at 6:24 PM
Some ppl will tell you Thanksgiving is about togetherness and gratitude but it’s actually about eating a leftover sandwich alone in your kitchen on December 2nd
Toast, mashed potatoes, turkey, toast slice soaked in gravy, stuffing, Mac n cheese, cranberry sauce, light mayo, salt n pepper, toast
Toast, mashed potatoes, turkey, toast slice soaked in gravy, stuffing, Mac n cheese, cranberry sauce, light mayo, salt n pepper, toast
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This man has just had the kind of reprieve that almost no one can appreciate the magnitude of. 🌽😹🌽
ahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahaha
November 21, 2024 at 6:35 PM
This man has just had the kind of reprieve that almost no one can appreciate the magnitude of. 🌽😹🌽
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Hi everyone.
The Onion, with the help of the Sandy Hook families, has purchased InfoWars.
We are planning on making it a very funny, very stupid website.
We have retained the services of some Onion and Clickhole Hall of Famers to pull this off.
I can't wait to show you what we have cooked up.
The Onion, with the help of the Sandy Hook families, has purchased InfoWars.
We are planning on making it a very funny, very stupid website.
We have retained the services of some Onion and Clickhole Hall of Famers to pull this off.
I can't wait to show you what we have cooked up.
The Onion Buys Alex Jones’s Infowars Out of Bankruptcy
The satirical news site planned to turn Infowars into a parody of itself, mocking “weird internet personalities” who peddle conspiracy theories and health supplements.
www.nytimes.com
November 14, 2024 at 2:09 PM
Hi everyone.
The Onion, with the help of the Sandy Hook families, has purchased InfoWars.
We are planning on making it a very funny, very stupid website.
We have retained the services of some Onion and Clickhole Hall of Famers to pull this off.
I can't wait to show you what we have cooked up.
The Onion, with the help of the Sandy Hook families, has purchased InfoWars.
We are planning on making it a very funny, very stupid website.
We have retained the services of some Onion and Clickhole Hall of Famers to pull this off.
I can't wait to show you what we have cooked up.
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Have you ever wondered what happens behind the scenes when you type your password into the Windows logon screen and hit enter? I'm waiting for a build to complete, so I'm gonna tell you.
November 7, 2024 at 10:57 PM
Have you ever wondered what happens behind the scenes when you type your password into the Windows logon screen and hit enter? I'm waiting for a build to complete, so I'm gonna tell you.
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www.esa.int/ESA_Multimed... it's a lot of formerly inhabitated land straight up underwater
Valencia flood disaster
Spain is suffering its worst flood in decades after torrential rains struck the eastern province of Valencia. These satellite images vividly illustrate the dramatic transformation of the landscape.
www.esa.int
November 3, 2024 at 10:31 PM
www.esa.int/ESA_Multimed... it's a lot of formerly inhabitated land straight up underwater
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Good keming makes a design feel dean and modem
October 11, 2024 at 1:06 AM
Good keming makes a design feel dean and modem
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NOTE: If your job continually makes you perform multi-factor/two-factor authentication all day — THEY CAN FIX THAT. Unless you are in a very narrow few fields like pharmacy IT'S NOT CONFIGURED CORRECTLY. Please escalate to your management, it should have pass-through these days.
September 17, 2024 at 2:04 AM
NOTE: If your job continually makes you perform multi-factor/two-factor authentication all day — THEY CAN FIX THAT. Unless you are in a very narrow few fields like pharmacy IT'S NOT CONFIGURED CORRECTLY. Please escalate to your management, it should have pass-through these days.