@tutayza.bsky.social
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“In addition to the protons, electrons, and neutrons that we’re all familiar with, scientists have discovered the droneon in the US Senate building.”
February 17, 2026 at 1:46 PM
“In addition to the protons, electrons, and neutrons that we’re all familiar with, scientists have discovered the droneon in the US Senate building.”
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So our BGs think the 20th century was defined by small arms…we’re gonna lose the next war bad.
February 14, 2026 at 11:58 PM
So our BGs think the 20th century was defined by small arms…we’re gonna lose the next war bad.
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I always like to tell this story but during WWII, a 23 year old PHD mathematician from Harvard was able to solve the 8th Air Force’s gunnery problem in like 2 months without spending a day in the military (turns out you have to lead your target)
Hegseth to US military: if you get into MIT, we won't let you attend because of the risk that you will be exposed to ideas hostile to MAGA when you study there.
February 14, 2026 at 10:06 PM
I always like to tell this story but during WWII, a 23 year old PHD mathematician from Harvard was able to solve the 8th Air Force’s gunnery problem in like 2 months without spending a day in the military (turns out you have to lead your target)
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!["At its heart, Star Trek is a utopian fantasy about a society so advanced that they are capable of holding productive meetings that last no longer than three minutes" [a TNG meeting as an illustration]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:4djfp3b27soxcfkxhirydi6d/bafkreiezsrtrlkw2jferhzitab3m2i2m6xmeni7tb2op773bxlni75zabe@jpeg)
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A Valentine’s Day cartoon for @newscientist.com
February 14, 2026 at 2:02 PM
A Valentine’s Day cartoon for @newscientist.com
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jfk going to great lengths to hire and conceal an army of doctors to supply him with the latest and greatest combination of medications available in specifically recorded dosages
nixon accepting strange bottles of pills that he got out of the back of a car and then devouring them by the handful
nixon accepting strange bottles of pills that he got out of the back of a car and then devouring them by the handful
![In fact, it became clear during our research, Nixon consumed large quantities of one particular drug over a long period apparently without a prescription or proper medical supervision.
The drug was Dilantin, the brand name of an anti-epileptic medication known to pharmacologists as Phenyton, and the circumstances in which he came to start taking it were alarmingly casual. He heard about the drug, probably soon after being elected president, while dining at Key Biscayne with his long-time friend Bebe Rebozo and the millionaire founder of the Dreyfus Fund, Jack Dreyfus Jr.
Dreyfus, who had contributed to the Nixon campaigns in both 1960 and 1968, had no medical qualifications. Having credited Dilantin with relieving him of chronic depression almost overnight, he had become the leading advocate of it as a panace for all manner of ailments. He poured millions of dollars into promoting the drug, which he considered a "gift from God" with properties that could bring almost miraculous relief from disorders ranging trom heart problems and asthma to leprosy and arthritis -beliefs he still held at age 86 in 2000
At their 1968 meeting in Key Biscayne, as Dreyfus told us,
"Nixon said, 'Why don't you give me some Dilantin?' So l thought, What the heck, he's [going to be] president of the United States. I can't get in trouble...' So I went out to the car and got a bottle of a thousand and gave it to him. A few days later he called me and said, 'Is it all right if I take two a day?' | said, 'Yes, I think so.' Later on, when I went to see him at the White House, he asked me if he could have some more. I gave him another large bottle." Asked what Nixon wanted the Dilantin for, Dreyfus was vague. Nixon, he said, had "a lot of things... worries"](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:4xwxmnh6mu62j322mglp7tt6/bafkreibbtztqpxiux4tk7tnsst35x3ei5blqg24mruordankikru5alos4@jpeg)
February 7, 2026 at 7:15 PM
jfk going to great lengths to hire and conceal an army of doctors to supply him with the latest and greatest combination of medications available in specifically recorded dosages
nixon accepting strange bottles of pills that he got out of the back of a car and then devouring them by the handful
nixon accepting strange bottles of pills that he got out of the back of a car and then devouring them by the handful
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I found the crown of France in the gutter, the first time as tragedy and the second time as farce.
February 7, 2026 at 8:47 AM
I found the crown of France in the gutter, the first time as tragedy and the second time as farce.
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bold claim from a man who couldn't write
Y’all, I’m losing my mind over here. I need everyone to read this article. I can’t go it alone!!!
“Epstein argues that teaching children to write may be harmful because writing forces “linear” and “narrow” patterns of thinking, whereas the greatest thinkers never wrote.”
“Epstein argues that teaching children to write may be harmful because writing forces “linear” and “narrow” patterns of thinking, whereas the greatest thinkers never wrote.”
“The interview also becomes an exercise in intellectual peacocking as they invoke Socrates, Isaac Newton and quantum physics but pay little attention to Epstein’s crimes. Epstein reveals himself to be a living museum of racial prejudice.”
February 5, 2026 at 1:46 PM
bold claim from a man who couldn't write
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when elon musk says they're going to make one billion robots, the correct response is to tell him "no you're not". it's not a debatable point, and part of the reason he's so wealthy and powerful is that people *who have the power to tell him no do not*
January 29, 2026 at 9:39 PM
when elon musk says they're going to make one billion robots, the correct response is to tell him "no you're not". it's not a debatable point, and part of the reason he's so wealthy and powerful is that people *who have the power to tell him no do not*
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credit to the excellent unnamed hand letterer who managed to anticipate AI font
Women's Action Committee for Lasting Peace Rally (1947)
Source: Hennepin County Library
Women's Action Committee for Lasting Peace Workshop Chairmen display signs bearing the titles of their workshops being conducted at the ""One World or None"" rally in the Nicollet Hotel, sponsored by the ...
Source: Hennepin County Library
Women's Action Committee for Lasting Peace Workshop Chairmen display signs bearing the titles of their workshops being conducted at the ""One World or None"" rally in the Nicollet Hotel, sponsored by the ...
January 29, 2026 at 11:05 PM
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I'm a big believer in this shit. Every civil servant should have a fun dress uniform, ideally something fun and dating between 1860 and 1950.
i strongly believe all civil servants should have really cool formal uniforms for special occaisions
January 26, 2026 at 12:52 AM
I'm a big believer in this shit. Every civil servant should have a fun dress uniform, ideally something fun and dating between 1860 and 1950.
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I think you get a “we lost a war” behind the desire to change PME. I share that sentiment.
Name a battle we lost. Name an engagement we lost. Name an insurgent we located who didn’t die. Our capacity for violence was never the decisive factor in the GWOT. “Make PME just war” is risible bullshit.
Name a battle we lost. Name an engagement we lost. Name an insurgent we located who didn’t die. Our capacity for violence was never the decisive factor in the GWOT. “Make PME just war” is risible bullshit.
January 24, 2026 at 3:31 PM
I think you get a “we lost a war” behind the desire to change PME. I share that sentiment.
Name a battle we lost. Name an engagement we lost. Name an insurgent we located who didn’t die. Our capacity for violence was never the decisive factor in the GWOT. “Make PME just war” is risible bullshit.
Name a battle we lost. Name an engagement we lost. Name an insurgent we located who didn’t die. Our capacity for violence was never the decisive factor in the GWOT. “Make PME just war” is risible bullshit.
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You're telling me that it can hurt your influence in a country if you constantly threaten it?
January 24, 2026 at 3:21 PM
You're telling me that it can hurt your influence in a country if you constantly threaten it?
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Steve and Brad are playing 'The floor is lava'. They're stuck.
January 23, 2026 at 12:40 PM
Steve and Brad are playing 'The floor is lava'. They're stuck.
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![Ryan Vance (@ryanjjvance) on twitter:
"summoning circle, hope this works"
[partial circle of candles around the words:]
A cure
For being clums- [a flame]
Ah shit [another flame]
Ah no [more flames]
[even more flames] Oh no oh no
[inferno]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:4djfp3b27soxcfkxhirydi6d/bafkreih7wlqglc4aeij2hbd5mrt2qicaxhgxvjq4ulk3o34n2po5jrrfby@jpeg)
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Mafia goon: Nice house you got here...it'd be a shame if something happened to it
Media outlets: Mafia goon rules out use of force. Expresses regret at the mere thought of it
Media outlets: Mafia goon rules out use of force. Expresses regret at the mere thought of it
January 21, 2026 at 2:36 PM
Mafia goon: Nice house you got here...it'd be a shame if something happened to it
Media outlets: Mafia goon rules out use of force. Expresses regret at the mere thought of it
Media outlets: Mafia goon rules out use of force. Expresses regret at the mere thought of it
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In the 2010s, the Icelandic tv station Channel 2 accidentally added subtitles from a gritty crime drama to an episode of Teletubbies.
I have translated some of the highlights
I have translated some of the highlights
January 20, 2026 at 12:30 AM
In the 2010s, the Icelandic tv station Channel 2 accidentally added subtitles from a gritty crime drama to an episode of Teletubbies.
I have translated some of the highlights
I have translated some of the highlights
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@vienna_official
today we welcome his imperial highness archduke franz ferdinand to sarajevo. unity, stability, progress.
@pan_slav_posting
wild that austria thinks this is a good idea but ok
today we welcome his imperial highness archduke franz ferdinand to sarajevo. unity, stability, progress.
@pan_slav_posting
wild that austria thinks this is a good idea but ok
as a black comedy, someone should write a version of WWI leadup that has social media. Don't bother about incongruity of fitting 21st century social media tech into early 1900s. Just imagine what it would have been like
January 19, 2026 at 7:04 PM
@vienna_official
today we welcome his imperial highness archduke franz ferdinand to sarajevo. unity, stability, progress.
@pan_slav_posting
wild that austria thinks this is a good idea but ok
today we welcome his imperial highness archduke franz ferdinand to sarajevo. unity, stability, progress.
@pan_slav_posting
wild that austria thinks this is a good idea but ok