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The reason I can't have nice things. Glutton for Astros punishment. Minority owner of Detroit City FC. Cheap Trick Enthusiast. Consumate Deadhead. #PNEFC #MUBB #GoLeafsGo
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"You couldn't buy her, though, that's what's killing you, isn't it? That's it, Stef. She thinks you're shit. And deep down, you know she's right." #40thAnniversaryScreening
February 14, 2026 at 2:08 AM
"You couldn't buy her, though, that's what's killing you, isn't it? That's it, Stef. She thinks you're shit. And deep down, you know she's right." #40thAnniversaryScreening
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Norwegian biathlete Sturla Holm Lægreid after winning his second bronze medal of the 2026 Olympics
February 13, 2026 at 3:05 PM
Norwegian biathlete Sturla Holm Lægreid after winning his second bronze medal of the 2026 Olympics
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me to my teenage son: "hey it's 12 degrees out. you can't just wear your giannis jersey to school."
teenage son:
teenage son:
February 13, 2026 at 1:52 PM
me to my teenage son: "hey it's 12 degrees out. you can't just wear your giannis jersey to school."
teenage son:
teenage son:
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Surprise murder confession incoming
GUESS WHO JUST WON BRONZE AGAIN
February 13, 2026 at 2:08 PM
Surprise murder confession incoming
Klæbo is an absolute beast.
February 13, 2026 at 2:31 PM
Klæbo is an absolute beast.
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This is your regular reminder that in the year 2000, Paul Rudd, with frosted tips, appeared in the Hong Kong film GEN-Y COPS as a bad guy (kinda). In the movie, he does martial arts, fights a robot, and, most shocking of all, does an entire scene in Cantonese.
February 12, 2026 at 10:47 PM
This is your regular reminder that in the year 2000, Paul Rudd, with frosted tips, appeared in the Hong Kong film GEN-Y COPS as a bad guy (kinda). In the movie, he does martial arts, fights a robot, and, most shocking of all, does an entire scene in Cantonese.
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Final luge race of the Olympics comes up at 12:30 PM ET with the always exciting Team Relay!
Sliders will have a reaction start the moment the paddle is hit by the previous slider, so not only do you have to have a good slide, you've got to do that too.
Here's what that looks like!
(FIL video)
Sliders will have a reaction start the moment the paddle is hit by the previous slider, so not only do you have to have a good slide, you've got to do that too.
Here's what that looks like!
(FIL video)
February 12, 2026 at 2:10 PM
Final luge race of the Olympics comes up at 12:30 PM ET with the always exciting Team Relay!
Sliders will have a reaction start the moment the paddle is hit by the previous slider, so not only do you have to have a good slide, you've got to do that too.
Here's what that looks like!
(FIL video)
Sliders will have a reaction start the moment the paddle is hit by the previous slider, so not only do you have to have a good slide, you've got to do that too.
Here's what that looks like!
(FIL video)
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both quarterbacks from the 1999 west canaan coyotes gone too soon. damn.
February 11, 2026 at 8:01 PM
both quarterbacks from the 1999 west canaan coyotes gone too soon. damn.
Just watching Moguls makes my knees hurt.
February 11, 2026 at 1:50 PM
Just watching Moguls makes my knees hurt.
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Since I joined these men, I've seen shit that'll turn you white!
February 11, 2026 at 4:00 AM
Since I joined these men, I've seen shit that'll turn you white!
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new most bizarre moment of the Olympics just dropped
Norwegian biathlete wins bronze medal, then, totally unprompted, reveal he cheated on his GF, she left him, and he wants to apologize publicly hoping she takes him back
www.vg.no/sport/i/vr5g...
Norwegian biathlete wins bronze medal, then, totally unprompted, reveal he cheated on his GF, she left him, and he wants to apologize publicly hoping she takes him back
www.vg.no/sport/i/vr5g...
February 10, 2026 at 5:05 PM
new most bizarre moment of the Olympics just dropped
Norwegian biathlete wins bronze medal, then, totally unprompted, reveal he cheated on his GF, she left him, and he wants to apologize publicly hoping she takes him back
www.vg.no/sport/i/vr5g...
Norwegian biathlete wins bronze medal, then, totally unprompted, reveal he cheated on his GF, she left him, and he wants to apologize publicly hoping she takes him back
www.vg.no/sport/i/vr5g...
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NBC nails the promotional material ahead of the gold medal round.
Its curling time!
(this time with the Alt text)
Its curling time!
(this time with the Alt text)
February 10, 2026 at 5:00 PM
NBC nails the promotional material ahead of the gold medal round.
Its curling time!
(this time with the Alt text)
Its curling time!
(this time with the Alt text)
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Using the power of analytics
February 10, 2026 at 4:28 PM
Using the power of analytics
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Everybody knows that Pupper just won Downhill Gold
February 10, 2026 at 1:27 PM
Everybody knows that Pupper just won Downhill Gold
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Gozer worshippers.
February 9, 2026 at 7:00 PM
Gozer worshippers.
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Pitchers and catchers this week:
I Want You To Get The Word Out There That We Back Up The Wire GIF
ALT: I Want You To Get The Word Out There That We Back Up The Wire GIF
media.tenor.com
February 9, 2026 at 1:56 PM
Pitchers and catchers this week:
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Seattle intros set to Man in the Box
New England is in deep shit.
New England is in deep shit.
February 8, 2026 at 11:16 PM
Seattle intros set to Man in the Box
New England is in deep shit.
New England is in deep shit.
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Me every week watching Scottie Scheffler
February 8, 2026 at 9:04 PM
Me every week watching Scottie Scheffler
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Hans Zimmer when there’s a new Christopher Nolan movie coming out AND it’s an Olympic figure skating year
a man is holding a stack of money on his head while talking on a cell phone .
ALT: a man is holding a stack of money on his head while talking on a cell phone .
media.tenor.com
February 8, 2026 at 6:49 PM
Hans Zimmer when there’s a new Christopher Nolan movie coming out AND it’s an Olympic figure skating year