Rocky
@rockyl.bsky.social
He/Him Metro Detroit. Board games, Xbox, 5e, soccer, still masking. Former climber/marathoner.
Nothing to promote, will try and update this more as I (hopefully) use this platform.
Nothing to promote, will try and update this more as I (hopefully) use this platform.
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i know WHY this is but that just makes it even more of a kick in the pants lmao
November 28, 2025 at 3:28 AM
i know WHY this is but that just makes it even more of a kick in the pants lmao
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![Comic. Panels up to the 10-year point are grayed out. New panels since the Ten Years comic, which chronicles the first ten years of PERSON 1's journey with cancer: (1) [two people in bed] PERSON 1 (woman): One more chapter? PERSON 2 (man): Don’t we both have to get up early? PERSON 1: Nnnnnggggh PERSON 2: Sure, good point. (2) [many people wearing masks, walking while looking at graphs on their phones] (3) [birds landing on people] PERSON 2 in beanie and scarf: Hah! They like *my* seeds best. PERSON 1 in scarf holding phone with a bird sitting on it: Wait, how do I take a picture of this one? (4) [two people rowing boats with tree landscape] (5) [Person 1 carries overflowing stack of things to Person 2 in bed] PERSON 1: I brought you honey lemon tea, more pillows, a cinnamon roll, Tylenol, another blanket, a– PERSON 2: It was just Appendicitis, I’m really– PERSON 1: *It is my turn to take care of you and I am going to do it right!* (6) [Two people in car] (7) [still in car) PERSON 1: Oh my god. PERSON 2: Oh my god. (8) [car driving] PERSON 1: Pull over! PERSON 2: I am! (9) [both people get out of car] (10) [Large colored panel of aurora borealis over water with both people looking on] (11) [Person 1 sits against tree while Person 2 lies on the ground] PERSON 1: Fifteen years. No sign of the cancer. (12) I *am* having some weird symptoms. Joint pain. Fatigue. I think I’m losing my close-up vision. PERSON 2: Yeah. Me too. (13) PERSON 2: I think we’re getting old. (14) PERSON 1: I guess that’s okay. PERSON 2: It’s all I wanted.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:cz73r7iyiqn26upot4jtjdhk/bafkreihwhjblp5lyiwp63ouar7ocfea7evmckytoeo7rkfuoo4gw5rnrra@jpeg)
November 26, 2025 at 10:32 PM
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when trying on pants, do this in the store. then tell the sales associate "the menswear guy told me to do this."
IG mr.funkys0ul
IG mr.funkys0ul
November 25, 2025 at 10:17 AM
when trying on pants, do this in the store. then tell the sales associate "the menswear guy told me to do this."
IG mr.funkys0ul
IG mr.funkys0ul
Lions looked uninspired today, but a win is a win that's a win.
November 23, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Lions looked uninspired today, but a win is a win that's a win.
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Someone tagged me in the same video on Twitter haha
Live- action of this
Live- action of this
December 31, 2024 at 10:39 PM
Someone tagged me in the same video on Twitter haha
Live- action of this
Live- action of this
Can't believe I'm being discriminated against in haircare like this. Not everyone is happy.
November 18, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Can't believe I'm being discriminated against in haircare like this. Not everyone is happy.
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53 hours and 43 minutes later, I've finished listening to "The Years of Lyndon Johnson: Master of the Senate". I own the set but hadn't gotten around to them; my drive to Virginia was as good a reason as any.
Of the four books, that's probably the correct one to have available.
It's incredible.
Of the four books, that's probably the correct one to have available.
It's incredible.
November 17, 2025 at 9:26 PM
53 hours and 43 minutes later, I've finished listening to "The Years of Lyndon Johnson: Master of the Senate". I own the set but hadn't gotten around to them; my drive to Virginia was as good a reason as any.
Of the four books, that's probably the correct one to have available.
It's incredible.
Of the four books, that's probably the correct one to have available.
It's incredible.
Statistically speaking, I'm unlikely to wake at 2AM again if I go to sleep at 1AM.
November 17, 2025 at 5:46 AM
Statistically speaking, I'm unlikely to wake at 2AM again if I go to sleep at 1AM.
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Red and Blue Composition, by Ad Reinhardt, 1941 (flipped), 📸 by Andrew Mordzynski
November 17, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Red and Blue Composition, by Ad Reinhardt, 1941 (flipped), 📸 by Andrew Mordzynski
Was cheaper to get a Costco membership alongside the COVID and flu shots than it was to just get the vaccines.
Of course afterwards I had to partake in the hotdogs they have.
Of course afterwards I had to partake in the hotdogs they have.
November 14, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Was cheaper to get a Costco membership alongside the COVID and flu shots than it was to just get the vaccines.
Of course afterwards I had to partake in the hotdogs they have.
Of course afterwards I had to partake in the hotdogs they have.
Nice to see the Red Wings get back to a win. Still too early to know where this team will go for the season.
The Pistons though, where the fuck did this come from? We're just gonna ride those vibes and go from there.
The Pistons though, where the fuck did this come from? We're just gonna ride those vibes and go from there.
November 14, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Nice to see the Red Wings get back to a win. Still too early to know where this team will go for the season.
The Pistons though, where the fuck did this come from? We're just gonna ride those vibes and go from there.
The Pistons though, where the fuck did this come from? We're just gonna ride those vibes and go from there.
I love planning these cooking stations in 20-minute intervals to accommodate flipping/changing the record that's spinning.
November 6, 2025 at 10:53 PM
I love planning these cooking stations in 20-minute intervals to accommodate flipping/changing the record that's spinning.
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Do cyborgs dream of electric sheep?
November 4, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Do cyborgs dream of electric sheep?
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Ding, Ding, Ding, we have a winner!
Congratulations to Dillon Dingler on his first career Gold Glove Award. 👏 #RawlingsGoldGloveAwards
Congratulations to Dillon Dingler on his first career Gold Glove Award. 👏 #RawlingsGoldGloveAwards
November 3, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Ding, Ding, Ding, we have a winner!
Congratulations to Dillon Dingler on his first career Gold Glove Award. 👏 #RawlingsGoldGloveAwards
Congratulations to Dillon Dingler on his first career Gold Glove Award. 👏 #RawlingsGoldGloveAwards
I do not miss the Red Wings being in the Western Conference.
October 31, 2025 at 5:15 AM
I do not miss the Red Wings being in the Western Conference.
I've had steak hiccups for about two hours and they're finally done.
Been quite a while since I've had hiccups, much less a persistent bout like that.
Been quite a while since I've had hiccups, much less a persistent bout like that.
October 25, 2025 at 4:01 AM
I've had steak hiccups for about two hours and they're finally done.
Been quite a while since I've had hiccups, much less a persistent bout like that.
Been quite a while since I've had hiccups, much less a persistent bout like that.
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This is a really, really good act of protest that uses a protest language that has a chance of reaching people who would otherwise dismiss the issue. You can tell by how many former Catholics are seeing it here and having like entire full-body shudders despite having left the church decades ago.
October 11, 2025 at 11:02 PM
This is a really, really good act of protest that uses a protest language that has a chance of reaching people who would otherwise dismiss the issue. You can tell by how many former Catholics are seeing it here and having like entire full-body shudders despite having left the church decades ago.
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For any Catholic, the sight of a Eucharistic Procession being turned away at the gates of the destination is the embodiment of Jesus being denied entrance. You don't have to be Catholic to get the symbolism in that!
October 11, 2025 at 11:02 PM
For any Catholic, the sight of a Eucharistic Procession being turned away at the gates of the destination is the embodiment of Jesus being denied entrance. You don't have to be Catholic to get the symbolism in that!
Kerry "Bonds" Carpenter. The Tigers might be in this, yet.
October 11, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Kerry "Bonds" Carpenter. The Tigers might be in this, yet.
@obsidian.net, please, fix this achievement so I can put "Avowed" to rest.
October 10, 2025 at 9:26 PM
@obsidian.net, please, fix this achievement so I can put "Avowed" to rest.
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When I’m being given verbal instructions and I disassociate through the important parts
October 7, 2025 at 3:28 AM
When I’m being given verbal instructions and I disassociate through the important parts