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Rocky
@rockyl.bsky.social
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He/Him Metro Detroit. Board games, Xbox, 5e, soccer, still masking. Former climber/marathoner.

Nothing to promote, will try and update this more as I (hopefully) use this platform.
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"Are you carrying?"
I don't leave home without it.
A pink spray bottle with "<- Bitch-Begone" written on top of it.
November 26, 2025 at 4:42 PM
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Fix her? She's perfect.
(just noticed you were on here as well)
A screenshot from "The Outer Worlds 2". It's of a broken trainrail that overlooks a long drop. Subtitles show Aza speaking. "You ever just think... What if I jumped?"
November 26, 2025 at 3:59 PM
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I don't know what you mean.
Drawing of a cloaked figure, flames between hands. Text reads: I didn't ask how big the room is I said I cast fireball
November 26, 2025 at 3:18 AM
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I may have started having machinations to do the same.
TV showing "Baldur's Gate 3" being updated on an Xbox.
November 26, 2025 at 2:52 AM
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Sorry I have to retire this one.
Top photo is a photo of a knock-off Elmo between a display of fruits and a pile of white powder, looking at the powder. The second panel has the puppet face down in the white powder. Text in the first panel reads: On the left next to the fruits: Andy Ibanez vs RHP On the fight next to the white powder: Andy Ibanez vs LHP
November 22, 2025 at 12:50 AM
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Can't believe I'm being discriminated against in haircare like this. Not everyone is happy.
A store shelf filled with "Happy Hair People" products.
November 18, 2025 at 9:29 PM
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53 hours and 43 minutes later, I've finished listening to "The Years of Lyndon Johnson: Master of the Senate". I own the set but hadn't gotten around to them; my drive to Virginia was as good a reason as any.

Of the four books, that's probably the correct one to have available.

It's incredible.
The Spotify page for "Master of the Senate: The Years of Lyndon Johnson III".
November 17, 2025 at 9:26 PM
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A classic.
Cartoon of a hand holding a candy valentine heart. Text reads: Another day of being a sl*t in theory but never in practice
November 17, 2025 at 3:09 PM
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Just along for the ride.
Comic of a cow looking at two hallways, both lead to the same endpoint. Text reads: Top-left: The illusion... Top-right: voting for someone who gave head to Bill Clinton Bottom-left: 2016 Republican candidate Bottom-right: 2016 Democratic candidate
November 15, 2025 at 8:56 AM
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Didn't expect to see an Iris in the wild.
A hand holding up a half-closed Maker's Cabinet Iris.
November 15, 2025 at 12:50 AM
rockyl.bsky.social
Was cheaper to get a Costco membership alongside the COVID and flu shots than it was to just get the vaccines.

Of course afterwards I had to partake in the hotdogs they have.
Man in mask, two bandages on the right arm. Two hotdogs being held in one hand, next to a pair of fountain drink cups on a table.
November 14, 2025 at 7:45 PM
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Can't move — that's the law.
A gray cat curled up between a pair of legs that are covered by a blanket.
November 12, 2025 at 10:34 PM
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An orange shirt, with pellets dotted around the front. Text reads: Dick Cheneys' quila hinting expedition 2006
November 5, 2025 at 12:19 AM
rockyl.bsky.social
"Rush Hour 2" nailed it.
Jackie Chan and Chris Tucker looking at each other. Text reads: Follow the rich white man
November 4, 2025 at 11:22 PM
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100%

I was ready to sleep after what I thought was a loss. Now it's after two and I'm *up*.
A tweet from an account called "hockey images that precede unfortunate events" showing three LA Kings players celebrating a win over the Detroit Red Wings in overtime. The goal goes on to be called off and the Red Wings would win in a shootout.
October 31, 2025 at 6:03 AM
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Classical painting of a woman looking down at a chair, the chair has had clothes Photoshopped onto it. Text reads: Clothes too dirty for the closet, but too clean for the laundry? Welcome to: The Chair
October 15, 2025 at 12:28 AM
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Exhausted looking animation, wearing a Tigers hat. Text reads: "Living the dream".
October 11, 2025 at 5:58 AM
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Tigers/Mariners
A black and white frame that says "Absolute Cinema", with Paws the Tigers mascot holding his hands up.
October 11, 2025 at 4:12 AM
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@obsidian.net, please, fix this achievement so I can put "Avowed" to rest.
A screenshot of a locked achievement titled "Now Riposte!".
October 10, 2025 at 9:26 PM
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Who am I seeing at Harry's before the gates open at Comerica?
A baseball glove, mask, drink, and hand resting in a wooden bar.
October 7, 2025 at 4:34 PM
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Oh to play it for the first time again. I think it took a few weeks for the twitch in my eye to go away from all the RNGesus.
A screenshot showing all achievements unlocked in "Blue Prince".
October 5, 2025 at 5:01 AM
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I've shown a few people Lansquenet.
A desk of cards splayed out in one hand.
October 5, 2025 at 12:06 AM
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Thanks for the nod against Ohio.
A map of the continental US, Ohio is in red. Lower-third is designed like a news story. "Breaking news Ohio quarantined 21:36 Not because of Coronavirus. It's just a shithole."
September 30, 2025 at 5:09 PM
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Victory Monday.
An imitation of "Washington Crossing the Delaware" with Dan Campbell as Washington and various Lions players and their two coordinators as a crew.
September 29, 2025 at 2:04 PM
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Lions with a statement victory.
A candle, Honolulu Blue label, text reads: "Smells like a Detroit Win".
September 23, 2025 at 3:27 AM