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Hønkbål Tæme in Höuston

@turkball.bsky.social

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The reason I can't have nice things. Glutton for Astros punishment. Minority owner of Detroit City FC. Cheap Trick Enthusiast. Consumate Deadhead. #PNEFC #MUBB #GoLeafsGo

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Hønkbål Tæme in Höuston @turkball.bsky.social · 1h

Wow, this UT-UK basketball game is incredibly low scoring.

Hønkbål Tæme in Höuston @turkball.bsky.social · 3h

"Excuse me for not knowing about El Salvador, like i'm ever going to Spain anyway."

Hønkbål Tæme in Höuston @turkball.bsky.social · 8h

Awaiting review.

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STROSFANiknow @strosfaniknow.bsky.social · 1d

Congrats to these scrappy Dodgers. They overcame all obstacles like having a billion dollar salary and sweet TV deals

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Hønkbål Tæme in Höuston @turkball.bsky.social · 1d

Agreed. Hope he likes camping.

Hønkbål Tæme in Höuston @turkball.bsky.social · 1d

With 38 minutes left in my workday on this Friday, it's time to unleash Judas Priest's "Screaming for Vengeance" album on the neighborhood.

Hønkbål Tæme in Höuston @turkball.bsky.social · 1d

Agreed.

Hønkbål Tæme in Höuston @turkball.bsky.social · 1d

I realize that this is some pre-teen rebellion against how he was raised, but I did not expect disrespect for The Possum to be part of this. These kids need to come with manuals.

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Hønkbål Tæme in Höuston @turkball.bsky.social · 1d

Just locked my pre-teen outside of the house for talking ill of George Jones' "A Good year for the Roses". I haven't decided when I'm letting him back in.

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Today is Friday in California @fridaypacific.bsky.social · 1d

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mindflakes @mindflakes.bsky.social · 2d

The hole in a guitar is traditionally used to store soft cheeses and dried meats which are fed to the drummer when he does a good job

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Hønkbål Tæme in Höuston @turkball.bsky.social · 1d

Me looking at the 39.1 pt headstart dropped on me by my opponent who started Ja'Marr Chase against me in my money league.

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Amazing Digital Carcass @amagire.bsky.social · 2d

this one doin numbers on mastodon but bsky doesn't let me have enough characters

@amagire@mastodon.social

elevated horror: what if you're grieving your loved one TOO MUCH?
folk horror: what if a child's disability could EAT PEOPLE?
supernatural horror: what if your childhood trauma could EAT PEOPLE?
psychological horror: what if your adult trauma could EAT PEOPLE?
body horror: what if your gender dysphoria could EAT PEOPLE?
slasher horror: what if a random guy was trying to kill you, instead of a cop or your boyfriend?

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the hype @thehyyyype.bsky.social · 2d

Gollum: what has it got in its pocketses? Is it the preciousss?

Bilbo: ok first of all, talk normal you weird little freak

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Hønkbål Tæme in Höuston @turkball.bsky.social · 2d

I know, right?

Hønkbål Tæme in Höuston @turkball.bsky.social · 2d

On the rare days my wife works with me, she started working in the basement, because I would try to get her to sing with me when she worked in the room on the other side of the wall.

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Hønkbål Tæme in Höuston @turkball.bsky.social · 2d

Sing Somewhere Out There and one may start dueting with you from a distance.

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Hønkbål Tæme in Höuston @turkball.bsky.social · 2d

Better than anything Danny Ric ever wore in Austin.

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Hønkbål Tæme in Höuston @turkball.bsky.social · 2d

Oh man, and Shock Me off 'Love Gun'. Just what a body of work. Sad day today as we are down a Space Ace.

Hønkbål Tæme in Höuston @turkball.bsky.social · 2d

Easily the best of all the KISS solo albums, too. #RIP

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Shea Van Hoy @sheavanhoy.bsky.social · 2d

Rip to the Ace. By far the coolest original member of Kiss. Enjoy his cover of New York Groove.

spotify.link/Z5b1JjKxwXb

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Senator "greenout" Meatlord @hontdog.bsky.social · 2d

The moment that the people who actually created the work are all dead, that work should enter the public domain.

Zach Weinersmith @zachweinersmith.bsky.social · 2d

Do you have any extremely niche, but serious, ethical stances?

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Hønkbål Tæme in Höuston @turkball.bsky.social · 2d

I would, but that's why they don't let me drive the boat anymore.

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Micah @rincewind.run · 2d

like basically everyone who works in software I embody this tweet and do not under any circumstances want to talk to my computer

Tweet from @PPathole

Tech enthusiasts: My entire house is smart.

Tech workers: The only piece of technology in my house is a printer and I keep a gun next to it so I can shoot it if it makes a noise I don’t recognize.

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Banach Space Program @banachspaceprogram.bsky.social · 2d

Dis guy, he yells across da square, "Go Cubs!"

So my buddy Bobby - you know, Da Pope - he says to da guy, he yells at ‘em, “yeah, da Cubs, dey fuckin’ LOST!”

And da whole square jus loses it.

Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 3d

Someone in the crowd: “Go Cubs!”

Pope Leo XIV: “Han perdido! They lost!”

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