Senator "Asparagus Pee" Meatlord
@hontdog.bsky.social
(Ⓐ-Whatever State Fucks The Hardest)
Following this account is a binding agreement in which I can make a pog from your PFP
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Following this account is a binding agreement in which I can make a pog from your PFP
Trans lives are precious
I do not followback politics-heavy accounts sorry
banner contributions @dsoart.com and @scomputer.fun
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fun reminder that this dude beat the brakes off andy dick
November 29, 2025 at 8:14 PM
fun reminder that this dude beat the brakes off andy dick
my brother jake is finally home 🎵
November 29, 2025 at 8:07 PM
my brother jake is finally home 🎵
boy those globalists have got their disinformation supply chain on LOCK its insane
November 29, 2025 at 7:56 PM
boy those globalists have got their disinformation supply chain on LOCK its insane
Rumors that i have a secret cartoon milf mistress are completely untrue
I am a family man and a patriot and i would never EVER pay a red haired glasses wearing milf to step on whereever my nuts would be
I am a family man and a patriot and i would never EVER pay a red haired glasses wearing milf to step on whereever my nuts would be
November 29, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Rumors that i have a secret cartoon milf mistress are completely untrue
I am a family man and a patriot and i would never EVER pay a red haired glasses wearing milf to step on whereever my nuts would be
I am a family man and a patriot and i would never EVER pay a red haired glasses wearing milf to step on whereever my nuts would be
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so @hontdog.bsky.social is a winner. he should be praised forever.
November 29, 2025 at 7:29 PM
so @hontdog.bsky.social is a winner. he should be praised forever.
November 29, 2025 at 7:10 PM
..."let you off the hook?"
what are you gonna do, post another boomer ass gif? please no
what are you gonna do, post another boomer ass gif? please no
November 29, 2025 at 6:08 PM
..."let you off the hook?"
what are you gonna do, post another boomer ass gif? please no
what are you gonna do, post another boomer ass gif? please no
always clean your labiass
the ass vagina is also called the bussy
November 29, 2025 at 2:14 PM
always clean your labiass
did yall ever see that cartoon where humpty dumpty built a tower of bable to try and get treasure out of the sun and then the sun spanked him
November 29, 2025 at 2:04 PM
did yall ever see that cartoon where humpty dumpty built a tower of bable to try and get treasure out of the sun and then the sun spanked him
i'm easily at a 2
November 29, 2025 at 1:42 PM
i'm easily at a 2
yo check it out, if you know an artist and they're tryina make a living off their art
dont be like "hey you should draw [this thing]" but not offer to pay for it
hontdog awayyyyyyy
dont be like "hey you should draw [this thing]" but not offer to pay for it
hontdog awayyyyyyy
November 29, 2025 at 1:32 PM
yo check it out, if you know an artist and they're tryina make a living off their art
dont be like "hey you should draw [this thing]" but not offer to pay for it
hontdog awayyyyyyy
dont be like "hey you should draw [this thing]" but not offer to pay for it
hontdog awayyyyyyy
>be me
>take meatkid to the bathroom
"lets take a potty break bud"
>sit him on the toilet, leave
>listening, hear loud splash
>moments later, hear him say "gotta clean it up"
>panic
>go in, hes standing on the toilet seat with a loaf laying on the seat
>goddamit
>still pooped on the potty, win
>take meatkid to the bathroom
"lets take a potty break bud"
>sit him on the toilet, leave
>listening, hear loud splash
>moments later, hear him say "gotta clean it up"
>panic
>go in, hes standing on the toilet seat with a loaf laying on the seat
>goddamit
>still pooped on the potty, win
November 29, 2025 at 1:21 PM
>be me
>take meatkid to the bathroom
"lets take a potty break bud"
>sit him on the toilet, leave
>listening, hear loud splash
>moments later, hear him say "gotta clean it up"
>panic
>go in, hes standing on the toilet seat with a loaf laying on the seat
>goddamit
>still pooped on the potty, win
>take meatkid to the bathroom
"lets take a potty break bud"
>sit him on the toilet, leave
>listening, hear loud splash
>moments later, hear him say "gotta clean it up"
>panic
>go in, hes standing on the toilet seat with a loaf laying on the seat
>goddamit
>still pooped on the potty, win
if it weren't for stolen valor i'd have no valor at all
November 29, 2025 at 1:09 PM
if it weren't for stolen valor i'd have no valor at all
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💛 FRIENDS 💛
my loyalty hydrated and begrudgingly medicated clergy, my darling gathering of freaks and perverts! I've been permabanned, and must start over after 367 days of telling libs to go fuck themselves
help me find those that would seek me
my loyalty hydrated and begrudgingly medicated clergy, my darling gathering of freaks and perverts! I've been permabanned, and must start over after 367 days of telling libs to go fuck themselves
help me find those that would seek me
November 29, 2025 at 10:23 AM
💛 FRIENDS 💛
my loyalty hydrated and begrudgingly medicated clergy, my darling gathering of freaks and perverts! I've been permabanned, and must start over after 367 days of telling libs to go fuck themselves
help me find those that would seek me
my loyalty hydrated and begrudgingly medicated clergy, my darling gathering of freaks and perverts! I've been permabanned, and must start over after 367 days of telling libs to go fuck themselves
help me find those that would seek me
Reposted by Senator "Asparagus Pee" Meatlord
im glad the raccoon family disinvited trip the raccoon from thanksgiving he always gets into the magic mushrooms
November 29, 2025 at 4:25 AM
im glad the raccoon family disinvited trip the raccoon from thanksgiving he always gets into the magic mushrooms
meatkid had such an awesome day today. ran around the house with three other kids for hourrrrs
read the grinch who stole xmas to him, and he was fuckin OUT
read the grinch who stole xmas to him, and he was fuckin OUT
November 29, 2025 at 12:36 AM
meatkid had such an awesome day today. ran around the house with three other kids for hourrrrs
read the grinch who stole xmas to him, and he was fuckin OUT
read the grinch who stole xmas to him, and he was fuckin OUT
November 28, 2025 at 11:19 PM
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our lawyer for when we inevitably get caught pressing pills
November 28, 2025 at 7:40 PM
our lawyer for when we inevitably get caught pressing pills
I hate maximalist decor, its like TV static and anxiety rolled into one horrible sensation
November 28, 2025 at 1:21 PM
I hate maximalist decor, its like TV static and anxiety rolled into one horrible sensation
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If you have "liberal" and/or "centrist" in your bio, you shouldn't follow me, on here, please. Also, don't come into my mentions. Don't engage with me. I don't give a shit about whatever it is that you have to say. Keep it to your fucking self!! You will be blocked if you don't fuck off!
Shalom. 👍🏾
Shalom. 👍🏾
November 28, 2025 at 10:51 AM
If you have "liberal" and/or "centrist" in your bio, you shouldn't follow me, on here, please. Also, don't come into my mentions. Don't engage with me. I don't give a shit about whatever it is that you have to say. Keep it to your fucking self!! You will be blocked if you don't fuck off!
Shalom. 👍🏾
Shalom. 👍🏾
downloading the golden era of SNL because im out of ibuprofen
November 28, 2025 at 12:08 PM
downloading the golden era of SNL because im out of ibuprofen
holy fuck
Everyone go google this right now:
Dutch Angle
Everyone go google this right now:
Dutch Angle
November 28, 2025 at 11:50 AM
holy fuck
Everyone go google this right now:
Dutch Angle
Everyone go google this right now:
Dutch Angle