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aries candlemancer - nevermind i already did the stupid thing. Part forest witch part forest fire. CowboyandCricket.com

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interviewer: can you explain the gap on your resume?

me: oh it's like a store for preppy 20 year olds
This is so much graceful, genuine, and constructive criticism for someone who essentially farted on a piece of paper and turned it in
idk not to mention how very nuanced and normal the actual response here was
December 1, 2025 at 5:55 PM
I would love it if one single person who ever told me “you should make an xyz candle id buy so many!” ever bought one single candle
December 1, 2025 at 5:49 PM
I gotta do one more thing I don’t want to do before I’m free
December 1, 2025 at 5:35 PM
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what this makes me think is that unions should push for fusion voting wherever possible www.hamiltonnolan.com/p/how-to-win...
How to Win Red States With a Labor Party
We can take political power without asking Democrats for it.
www.hamiltonnolan.com
December 1, 2025 at 5:31 PM
If you're in line STAY IN LINE
December 1, 2025 at 4:28 PM
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Santa Tweet! Santa Tweet!
December 24, 2023 at 6:32 PM
wheezing
December 1, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Genuinely can't imagine what the Shopify customer service lines are like today, Cyber Fucking Monday with customer admin systems down

would a $800 predatory loan help your business grow, babies?
December 1, 2025 at 4:15 PM
So amazingly I've experienced this for some of my All Time albums

Kanye's 808s & Heartbreaks (pre-shittification)
The Postal Service's Get Up

But still dreamin about Fiona Apple's When The Pawn... or Fetch the Boltcutters
If you could go to a concert where the band is going to just play one of their albums straight through from beginning to end who (and what) would be your dream pick
December 1, 2025 at 4:13 PM
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We have an immediate need for an RPG proofreader. This is a paid gig, proofing just over 11,000 words. Experience is preferred.

Please email [email protected] with your resume and rate. If you don't have a set rate that's fine - we can talk.

Please feel free to share, tag and recommend.
December 1, 2025 at 3:16 PM
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sittin’ on badook of the ba
October 23, 2024 at 6:45 PM
I just cannot post from my phone anymore the (i assume) AI autocorrect is making me look even dumber than the old one did
December 1, 2025 at 3:52 PM
I want to watch couples therapy with dr orna but I’ve also watched every single clip of it that has ever crossed a feed so I’m not sure there’s much left
December 1, 2025 at 3:20 PM
tried to get some shit done this morning before Real Work but instead

shopify is down
the access portal to my doctor's office is telling me it can't verify my identity with the correct data i've provided
the horrors persist
December 1, 2025 at 2:54 PM
He contemplates, he snuggles
December 1, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Imagine caring about sports enough that you think it’s important what gender people are
December 1, 2025 at 2:27 PM
y'all that was our *actual* mayor in Pluribus
November 30, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Forgot the photo lollll

Yall Tzufit got me for secret Santa and she got me my very own Frinos the secret keeper
November 30, 2025 at 7:48 PM
I put aside today to take the leaves in my front yard and I don’t think I’m fit enough to do this
November 30, 2025 at 6:01 PM
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A new flowing fabric set is dropping Monday!
In the meantime, here are some favs from our set with Neri. 💔⚔
November 29, 2025 at 1:42 AM
This shit is so f*ggy
November 28, 2025 at 8:51 PM
I had the wildest fucking set of dreams that included a marketing meeting with Vladimir Putin and telling at Travis Kelce for talking a shit about my dead nanny
November 28, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Chappy hanksgivin
November 27, 2025 at 10:19 PM
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Thanksgiving means the Cowboys play means I need to port over my tradition of sharing this deleted tweet from 2014
November 27, 2025 at 4:38 PM
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DOORDASH: imagine a $12 sandwich

ME: oh dang that sounds so good

DOORDASH: now imagine that it could be yours for just $37
November 26, 2025 at 5:03 PM