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t u r b l e s
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aries candlemancer - nevermind i already did the stupid thing. Part forest witch part forest fire. CowboyandCricket.com Letterboxd: https://boxd.it/4cq4p Greatest hits: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:7lahu62iykvd5bits4ho6csy/feed/aaaoxnv5gh3ja
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t u r b l e s @turbl.es · Feb 13
interviewer: can you explain the gap on your resume?

me: oh it's like a store for preppy 20 year olds
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t u r b l e s @turbl.es · 4h
I’m guessing the decaf I got at 3pm wasn’t fucking decafffff
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t u r b l e s @turbl.es · 13h
🕯️
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t u r b l e s @turbl.es · 13h
I had no idea l4d was that old tbh
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t u r b l e s @turbl.es · 13h
In two weeks I am going to meet/see ELEVEN of my internet friends many of whom I’ve known for almost a decade and the joy in my heart I feel about it is distracting me from everything else.
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t u r b l e s @turbl.es · 13h
They really should have made a whole series of Cabin in the Woods with all the other options on the board and without joss
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t u r b l e s @turbl.es · 13h
It definitely distributes your weight differently so it’s less on your tailbone and I think it’s forcing my posture a little better but it’s still day one
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t u r b l e s @turbl.es · 16h
As someone who sucks at budgeting - I DON'T WANT OVERDRAFT PROTECTION, I want the card NOT TO WORK when I DON'T HAVE THE MONEY
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t u r b l e s @turbl.es · 16h
AVIS of MSY has has been holding my wallet hostage since september 12 so I finally replaced all my cards and the Wells Fargo cards are flimsy as fuck are we really this cheap now?
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t u r b l e s @turbl.es · 16h
I got one of those kneeling chairs because I’m fucking old and my lower back is fucked and I’ve been in it for exactly one hour and I’m already sitting in it like a bisexual
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t u r b l e s @turbl.es · 16h
Also works for getting on a damn airplane
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t u r b l e s @turbl.es · 17h
Why are we still saying pow wow to describe business meetings it’s so embarrassing
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turbl.es
t u r b l e s @turbl.es · 17h
Don’t sit in other people’s assigned seats. Anywhere. Like come on.
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Overearnest Replier @andyschimpf.bsky.social · 19h
What is a “we live in a damn society” trivial rule you stand by? Mine is if I decide to let a car in front of me when I am in traffic, anyone else trying to sneak in too are shunned as greedy. Only one “let in” allowed!
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t u r b l e s @turbl.es · 17h
@lilliebette.bsky.social

Happy birthday girlie
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t u r b l e s @turbl.es · 1d
Well, let’s not be so quick to rule out the first one
A Google search for how to get legendary boobs Hades W corrected with how to get legendary boons Hades 2
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BYCTOM @byctom.bsky.social · 1d
this is the most like a mike tyson's punch out guy i have ever seen anyone look
Brewers outfielder Sal Frelick making an intense face as he prepares to throw the ball
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piper @roodypatooti.bsky.social · Aug 26
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Spooky Saba 🏳️‍🌈 @ace-of-dragons.bsky.social · 1d
are you an artist who takes TTRPG character commissions? would you like to be in a starter pack?

let me know below! 🫶🏻 I'm hoping to put this together in the next few days~ 🩷

#DnD #SupportArtists
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turbl.es
t u r b l e s @turbl.es · 1d
Just because they’re laughing doesn’t mean it’s a joke 🫠
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t u r b l e s @turbl.es · 1d
The bing homepage is filled with incredible journalism
An article titled bosses are firing Gen X left and right and honestly, we see why An article titled Gen X says they don’t want to work and honestly we get it
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t u r b l e s @turbl.es · 1d
anyway gotta go modify all my encounters for -2 players
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t u r b l e s @turbl.es · 1d
"Bye. Be healthy, be safe. Good luck. You can do it. Tell [mom] she can do it."

Did we speak a baby into being? Is that a thing we did?"
"Oh my god."
"Oh my god."
"Oh man. What do we do now?"
"I actually cannot. I can't believe that."
"I know."
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t u r b l e s @turbl.es · 1d
"Bye. Be healthy, be safe. Good luck. You can do it. Tell [mom] she can do it."

Did we speak a baby into being? Is that a thing we did?"
"Oh my god."
"Oh my god."
"Oh man. What do we do now?"
"I actually cannot. I can't believe that."
"I know."
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t u r b l e s @turbl.es · 1d
"Did you have the baby just now?"
"So... We gotta go."
"Oh my god! Oh my god! No way! Not a joke. Oh my god."
"It is not a hundred percent confirmed."
"Okay, go! Go! We love you! Go! Go!"
"We gotta go to the O-B-E-D right now. I gotta go. Bye guys."
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t u r b l e s @turbl.es · 1d
Looking at the transcript from last week's D&D

(we were on our 5 min break and everyone was back except pregnant mom & dad players)

"I hope they're not having the baby right now."
"I'm not gonna lie. I was like, it would be really funny"

Dad jumps on:
"Hey guys. Hey."
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t u r b l e s @turbl.es · 1d
not just a big garbage truck,
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KRQE News 13 @krqe.com · 1d
Alec Baldwin says car accident in Hamptons was caused by 'biggest garbage truck'
Alec Baldwin says car accident in Hamptons was caused by ‘biggest garbage truck’
Actor Alec Baldwin assured his fans that he’s “fine” after crashing his wife’s Range Rover into a tree in East Hampton, New York, on Monday morning.
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t u r b l e s @turbl.es · 1d
They really took everything that was interesting about Cuckoo (2024) out of the trailers and as such I really slept on it but that was a pretty good movie!
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