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Keep all your potatoes in one room in a big fuck-off pile.
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@turbl.es
· Feb 13
interviewer: can you explain the gap on your resume?
me: oh it's like a store for preppy 20 year olds
me: oh it's like a store for preppy 20 year olds
Anybody want to be an NPC in my next campaign? Tell me the name to use and pronouns ty in advance
January 28, 2026 at 11:44 PM
Anybody want to be an NPC in my next campaign? Tell me the name to use and pronouns ty in advance
just did a little dance to get my dogs worked up while i sang their names
January 28, 2026 at 11:25 PM
just did a little dance to get my dogs worked up while i sang their names
The reminder that dog people have been just as in love with these idiots as we are for all of human history
May as well dive right in.
Did you know that dogs in ancient Mesopotamia also refused to drop the ball?
According to a Sumerian proverb, “The dog understands ‘Take it!’ It does not understand ‘Put it down!’”
Source: cdli.mpiwg-berlin.mpg.de/artifacts/34...
Did you know that dogs in ancient Mesopotamia also refused to drop the ball?
According to a Sumerian proverb, “The dog understands ‘Take it!’ It does not understand ‘Put it down!’”
Source: cdli.mpiwg-berlin.mpg.de/artifacts/34...
January 28, 2026 at 9:11 PM
The reminder that dog people have been just as in love with these idiots as we are for all of human history
Men are so bad at writing sex all they ever talk about is moans and softness. Fucking a leather beanbag with her legs wrapped around your hips pulling you closer
January 28, 2026 at 9:08 PM
Men are so bad at writing sex all they ever talk about is moans and softness. Fucking a leather beanbag with her legs wrapped around your hips pulling you closer
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It’s great to have things you do with your friends or partner, but develop a personality and your own interests. You’re the only person you can guarantee will be with you all your life.
If you’re over 30, quote this with some life advice 🤌🏼
January 28, 2026 at 7:11 PM
It’s great to have things you do with your friends or partner, but develop a personality and your own interests. You’re the only person you can guarantee will be with you all your life.
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For all the fearmongering about capital flight from New York City, there’s an exodus few want to talk about: working people.
Sky-high rents and outrageous child care costs are already pushing families out of the city they keep running.
That’s what we have to change.
That’s what we have to change.
January 28, 2026 at 6:57 PM
For all the fearmongering about capital flight from New York City, there’s an exodus few want to talk about: working people.
Sky-high rents and outrageous child care costs are already pushing families out of the city they keep running.
That’s what we have to change.
That’s what we have to change.
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sorry is there games journalism discourse happening, I was busy clumsily photoshopping a sword into the pope's hand on company time for a @joshuawolens.bsky.social story
January 28, 2026 at 5:39 PM
sorry is there games journalism discourse happening, I was busy clumsily photoshopping a sword into the pope's hand on company time for a @joshuawolens.bsky.social story
The next person who opens their god damned mouth around me and says something like “imagine if those two things were reversed! they’d be doing the opposite thing!” I’m going to take a pencil and jab them right in the kirkular vein
January 28, 2026 at 6:12 PM
The next person who opens their god damned mouth around me and says something like “imagine if those two things were reversed! they’d be doing the opposite thing!” I’m going to take a pencil and jab them right in the kirkular vein
Love the eye makeup but girl you gotta get that foundation out of Forks Washington and cool it on the contour
January 28, 2026 at 2:53 PM
Love the eye makeup but girl you gotta get that foundation out of Forks Washington and cool it on the contour
Got kk slider and credits in new horizons what a good game time to quit
January 28, 2026 at 2:18 PM
Got kk slider and credits in new horizons what a good game time to quit
Absolutely chuffed to make a meal that dirties a lot of dishes now that I don’t have to hand wash them
January 27, 2026 at 11:44 PM
Absolutely chuffed to make a meal that dirties a lot of dishes now that I don’t have to hand wash them
What kind of moron am I that I haven’t remedied this in 24 hours
I really want some chips and queso
January 27, 2026 at 10:25 PM
What kind of moron am I that I haven’t remedied this in 24 hours
I’m so tired of talking about politics!! I don’t want to do this anymore!!!!! Please fix it!!!!
January 27, 2026 at 9:44 PM
I’m so tired of talking about politics!! I don’t want to do this anymore!!!!! Please fix it!!!!
This is genuinely the time that the second amendment has been most relevant since the revolution and now we’re saying that buying guns is an escalation
I think you mean that guns don’t escalate tensions people escalate tensions
I think you mean that guns don’t escalate tensions people escalate tensions
January 27, 2026 at 9:25 PM
This is genuinely the time that the second amendment has been most relevant since the revolution and now we’re saying that buying guns is an escalation
I think you mean that guns don’t escalate tensions people escalate tensions
I think you mean that guns don’t escalate tensions people escalate tensions
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Hey, you guys wanna see a dead body? @jacobinmag.bsky.social
January 27, 2026 at 9:20 PM
Hey, you guys wanna see a dead body? @jacobinmag.bsky.social
She is being hung out to dry and that is why we should not accept their sacrificial lambs as enoigh
"Noem has complained to others that she feels she's being hung out to dry over the episode and has made sure to emphasize she took direction from Miller and the president"
www.axios.com/2026/01/27/t...
www.axios.com/2026/01/27/t...
Scoop: Stephen Miller behind misleading claim that Alex Pretti wanted to "massacre" agents
The episode illustrates the sheer power of Miller, Trump's close and longest-serving political adviser
www.axios.com
January 27, 2026 at 9:19 PM
She is being hung out to dry and that is why we should not accept their sacrificial lambs as enoigh
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me? oh yeah, fine. I'm doing great. just sort of left my body for a second to observe the current moment and my place in it from a high angle, sort of like what I imagine you'd see from a spy satellite? but one that can look through time? but yeah, I'll have that report done by the end of the day
January 27, 2026 at 5:26 PM
me? oh yeah, fine. I'm doing great. just sort of left my body for a second to observe the current moment and my place in it from a high angle, sort of like what I imagine you'd see from a spy satellite? but one that can look through time? but yeah, I'll have that report done by the end of the day
If you think "estrangement from family and friends" is too high a price to pay by your loved ones still supporting a Nazi, I have bad news for you about Nuremberg.
January 27, 2026 at 8:51 PM
If you think "estrangement from family and friends" is too high a price to pay by your loved ones still supporting a Nazi, I have bad news for you about Nuremberg.
White people we are still fucking disgusting. Bully your friends and family. Call them Nazi fucks. You’re better than this and if they’re not with us they don’t deserve your glow.
Economist/YouGov poll shows Trump's approval with
White people:
47% approve
51% disapprove
Hispanics:
27%
68%
18-29:
32%
63%
Men:
43%
54%
Women:
35%
60%
White people:
47% approve
51% disapprove
Hispanics:
27%
68%
18-29:
32%
63%
Men:
43%
54%
Women:
35%
60%
January 27, 2026 at 8:49 PM
White people we are still fucking disgusting. Bully your friends and family. Call them Nazi fucks. You’re better than this and if they’re not with us they don’t deserve your glow.
New dishwasher installed I am so excited to make a machine clean my gross plates
January 27, 2026 at 7:35 PM
New dishwasher installed I am so excited to make a machine clean my gross plates
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Happy large boulder the size of a small boulder day for all who celebrate
January 27, 2024 at 2:56 PM
Happy large boulder the size of a small boulder day for all who celebrate
How can I look at this and still be more than one
Angel Fact: there are actually eight (8) genders. girl, boy, goth girl, goth boy, anime girl, anime boy, faggot, and Minecraft Steve
January 27, 2026 at 5:57 PM
How can I look at this and still be more than one