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aries candlemancer - nevermind i already did the stupid thing. Part forest witch part forest fire. CowboyandCricket.com

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interviewer: can you explain the gap on your resume?

me: oh it's like a store for preppy 20 year olds
y'all that was our *actual* mayor in Pluribus
November 30, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Forgot the photo lollll

Yall Tzufit got me for secret Santa and she got me my very own Frinos the secret keeper
November 30, 2025 at 7:48 PM
I put aside today to take the leaves in my front yard and I don’t think I’m fit enough to do this
November 30, 2025 at 6:01 PM
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A new flowing fabric set is dropping Monday!
In the meantime, here are some favs from our set with Neri. 💔⚔
November 29, 2025 at 1:42 AM
This shit is so f*ggy
November 28, 2025 at 8:51 PM
I had the wildest fucking set of dreams that included a marketing meeting with Vladimir Putin and telling at Travis Kelce for talking a shit about my dead nanny
November 28, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Chappy hanksgivin
November 27, 2025 at 10:19 PM
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Thanksgiving means the Cowboys play means I need to port over my tradition of sharing this deleted tweet from 2014
November 27, 2025 at 4:38 PM
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DOORDASH: imagine a $12 sandwich

ME: oh dang that sounds so good

DOORDASH: now imagine that it could be yours for just $37
November 26, 2025 at 5:03 PM
SMASHIN THAT ORDER BUTTON
Nobody does it better than McSweeney’s Quarterly Concern @mcsweeneys.net
November 27, 2025 at 12:44 AM
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November 26, 2025 at 4:28 PM
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Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Beautiful choice of image. Remind me though

Was it on this visit to the White House that Trump said “go ahead, I don’t mind” in response to a reporter asking Mamdani if he’d called Trump a fascist?

Or was that a different one
OPINION: "Calling the president a fascist does nothing to advance the Democrats’ cause — and more of the party’s leaders would do well to realize that." — Jonathan Zimmerman
To defeat Trump, stop calling him names
Calling the president a fascist does nothing to advance the Democrats’ cause — and more of the party's leaders would do well to realize that, Jonathan Zimmerman writes.
www.inquirer.com
November 25, 2025 at 4:20 PM
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Man, Spanish really whooped English’s ass with “por supuesto” for “of course”
November 25, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Took Angus and his nasty ass ear to the vet. Some choice phrases were thrown around by the vet like “fantastically yeasty” and “too much gunk for the ear drops”
November 25, 2025 at 12:29 AM
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wish these articles got straight to the point. "why aren't you giving us all your money" just say it man. you know you want to
"People are poor and that's not enriching the rich"
November 24, 2025 at 9:05 PM
This fucks
November 24, 2025 at 10:22 PM
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maybe i am going insane
November 24, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Sending my lapsed catholic mother a St Joseph to put in her outdoor planter while she’s selling her condo
November 24, 2025 at 7:41 PM
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Isn't it so weird to deeply know in your bones something obvious with no equivocation, for years and years, and then to one day see articles about people wondering if maybe the incredibly obvious thing you've known this whole time might be happening, as if the media is discovering it now??
“This is total armageddon for the online right. It’s looking like half of their large accounts were foreigners posing as Americans all along.”
Top MAGA Influencers Accidentally Unmasked as Foreign Actors
A new feature on Elon Musk’s X has given deeper insight into the online “America First” movement.
www.thedailybeast.com
November 24, 2025 at 4:54 PM
I am the exactly level of technically capable to want to install mods on games but to fuck it up every time
November 24, 2025 at 5:19 PM
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Oh hey look, it's my first piece for the AV Club!
November 24, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Comrade PizzaBreadFace
November 24, 2025 at 3:25 PM
I saw a tiktok a few weeks ago about how women experience ego death once a month from age 6 and men will go until they're 35 before they do

I think about it a lot
November 24, 2025 at 3:23 PM
My candle business failed so spectacularly my ego will absolutely never recover.
November 24, 2025 at 3:22 PM