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Keep all your potatoes in one room in a big fuck-off pile.

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interviewer: can you explain the gap on your resume?

me: oh it's like a store for preppy 20 year olds
I really want some chips and queso
January 26, 2026 at 9:49 PM
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This hit so fucking hard today.
January 26, 2026 at 8:52 PM
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Now I want to know which CNN reporter or producer doesn't know the word "sycophant."
January 26, 2026 at 7:26 PM
January 26, 2026 at 8:20 PM
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It’s cliché by now but I do come back to it: if you wrote this in fiction people would roll their eyes and tell you to be less hamfisted
January 26, 2026 at 5:46 PM
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according to bluesky, working for ice is a protected class against discrimination lol
January 26, 2026 at 5:58 PM
I wasn’t feeling so excited about bugonia but then I saw someone on TikTok say it was a soft disclosure and man a conspiracy theory that nutty is exactly enough of a push
January 26, 2026 at 5:43 PM
January 26, 2026 at 5:22 PM
Translation: it’s cheaper for the airlines and the DoT to settle lawsuits than pay for safety and security upkeep.

You soul is worth a specific amount of money.
January 26, 2026 at 5:21 PM
Really glad I bought the Ketchup amiibo token back in 2020 so I never have to go without the best villager on my island
January 26, 2026 at 4:43 PM
@asterionhex.monster hog cranker is back!!!!!!
January 26, 2026 at 3:37 PM
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I will admit these photos do make it seem like I kicked the baby offstage
January 26, 2026 at 3:23 PM
I would genuinely love this please come scam me it costs $300 to have an adult rake my leaves
"I’m only asking for thirty bucks. Is that a scam or a steal? Hey, that’s for you to decide. I’m just an unlicensed, nonprofessional youngster with an inadequate shovel, a mom who says she doesn’t want me sitting around inside all day, and a dream."
I’m the Neighbor Kid Offering to Shovel Your Walkway Because I Know You Can’t Say No
Hello, it’s me, your selectively friendly neighborhood preteen, here to solicit some soft-earned pocket money. I’m either Jaden, Jalen, or Jason. Y...
buff.ly
January 26, 2026 at 3:24 PM
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Man Struggling To Pierce Orange Peel With Fingernail Under Impression He Could Kill If He Had To https://theonion.com/man-struggling-to-pierce-orange-peel-with-fingernail-un-1819579648/
January 26, 2026 at 3:00 PM
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Can confirm that being a journalist is occasionally very sick indeed.
January 26, 2026 at 9:34 AM
January 26, 2026 at 2:16 PM
People are willing to die for this which is more than any American has been in a long time and it’s horrible and beautiful and terrifying
I do think that a possibly underrated dynamic in The Horrors is that the Right as it has reconstituted itself under Trump legitimately can’t understand sincere moral or physical courage
January 26, 2026 at 2:52 AM
That guy who is doing the “how you do fellow kids” about the democrat signal chat has a reply history where he’s equally slavering for ids on men getting skewered by huge dongs
January 26, 2026 at 2:50 AM
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Your Cherokee words for today.
The top word is English followed by how it is written in the Cherokee language followed by how it is spelled in English then how to pronounce it phonetically.
January 25, 2026 at 2:35 AM
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"Birth of the Homunculus"

A sorceress astounded by her creation.

This painting has been floating around in my head for months now, and I only found the right time to bring it to fruition yesterday!

(see thread for details + process shot-by-shot)
December 4, 2025 at 8:38 PM
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it’s that time again
January 25, 2026 at 6:19 PM
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Fuck you.
I won’t do what you tell me.

Stay till the end.
January 25, 2026 at 6:16 AM
Don’t worry I’ve been on the internet for 30 years I have only been Like This on Public for half of that
January 25, 2026 at 8:44 PM
#LRP 15 years on the internet my brand remains impeccable
January 25, 2026 at 8:44 PM
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my husband woke me up with these news today and then like a few minutes later I was like. Wait. How did you learn about this subreddit and he was like "Turbles" and I was like "bless you @turbl.es ILU" and fell back asleep
I'm not going to post screenshots for obvious reasons but I have been alerted that a bunch of the top posts in r/MassiveCock are anti-ICE now and anyone who defends ICE in comments is getting yelled down lol
January 25, 2026 at 8:19 PM