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aries candlemancer - nevermind i already did the stupid thing. Part forest witch part forest fire. CowboyandCricket.com
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@turbl.es
· Feb 13
interviewer: can you explain the gap on your resume?
me: oh it's like a store for preppy 20 year olds
me: oh it's like a store for preppy 20 year olds
y'all that was our *actual* mayor in Pluribus
November 30, 2025 at 8:18 PM
y'all that was our *actual* mayor in Pluribus
Forgot the photo lollll
Yall Tzufit got me for secret Santa and she got me my very own Frinos the secret keeper
Yall Tzufit got me for secret Santa and she got me my very own Frinos the secret keeper
November 30, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Forgot the photo lollll
Yall Tzufit got me for secret Santa and she got me my very own Frinos the secret keeper
Yall Tzufit got me for secret Santa and she got me my very own Frinos the secret keeper
I put aside today to take the leaves in my front yard and I don’t think I’m fit enough to do this
November 30, 2025 at 6:01 PM
I put aside today to take the leaves in my front yard and I don’t think I’m fit enough to do this
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A new flowing fabric set is dropping Monday!
In the meantime, here are some favs from our set with Neri. 💔⚔
In the meantime, here are some favs from our set with Neri. 💔⚔
November 29, 2025 at 1:42 AM
A new flowing fabric set is dropping Monday!
In the meantime, here are some favs from our set with Neri. 💔⚔
In the meantime, here are some favs from our set with Neri. 💔⚔
I had the wildest fucking set of dreams that included a marketing meeting with Vladimir Putin and telling at Travis Kelce for talking a shit about my dead nanny
November 28, 2025 at 4:18 PM
I had the wildest fucking set of dreams that included a marketing meeting with Vladimir Putin and telling at Travis Kelce for talking a shit about my dead nanny
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Thanksgiving means the Cowboys play means I need to port over my tradition of sharing this deleted tweet from 2014
November 27, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Thanksgiving means the Cowboys play means I need to port over my tradition of sharing this deleted tweet from 2014
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DOORDASH: imagine a $12 sandwich
ME: oh dang that sounds so good
DOORDASH: now imagine that it could be yours for just $37
ME: oh dang that sounds so good
DOORDASH: now imagine that it could be yours for just $37
November 26, 2025 at 5:03 PM
DOORDASH: imagine a $12 sandwich
ME: oh dang that sounds so good
DOORDASH: now imagine that it could be yours for just $37
ME: oh dang that sounds so good
DOORDASH: now imagine that it could be yours for just $37
SMASHIN THAT ORDER BUTTON
Nobody does it better than McSweeney’s Quarterly Concern @mcsweeneys.net
November 27, 2025 at 12:44 AM
SMASHIN THAT ORDER BUTTON
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Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
Beautiful choice of image. Remind me though
Was it on this visit to the White House that Trump said “go ahead, I don’t mind” in response to a reporter asking Mamdani if he’d called Trump a fascist?
Or was that a different one
Was it on this visit to the White House that Trump said “go ahead, I don’t mind” in response to a reporter asking Mamdani if he’d called Trump a fascist?
Or was that a different one
OPINION: "Calling the president a fascist does nothing to advance the Democrats’ cause — and more of the party’s leaders would do well to realize that." — Jonathan Zimmerman
To defeat Trump, stop calling him names
Calling the president a fascist does nothing to advance the Democrats’ cause — and more of the party's leaders would do well to realize that, Jonathan Zimmerman writes.
www.inquirer.com
November 25, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Beautiful choice of image. Remind me though
Was it on this visit to the White House that Trump said “go ahead, I don’t mind” in response to a reporter asking Mamdani if he’d called Trump a fascist?
Or was that a different one
Was it on this visit to the White House that Trump said “go ahead, I don’t mind” in response to a reporter asking Mamdani if he’d called Trump a fascist?
Or was that a different one
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Man, Spanish really whooped English’s ass with “por supuesto” for “of course”
November 25, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Man, Spanish really whooped English’s ass with “por supuesto” for “of course”
Took Angus and his nasty ass ear to the vet. Some choice phrases were thrown around by the vet like “fantastically yeasty” and “too much gunk for the ear drops”
November 25, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Took Angus and his nasty ass ear to the vet. Some choice phrases were thrown around by the vet like “fantastically yeasty” and “too much gunk for the ear drops”
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wish these articles got straight to the point. "why aren't you giving us all your money" just say it man. you know you want to
![An article with the headline "[US people] are holding onto devices longer than ever and it's costing the economy".](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:jye22xkea3jqsabskhfec347/bafkreigunh6t53vvgp2sewo2fsy4xttrwgy3zrdwplje7j2qjop5jdeyxy@jpeg)
November 24, 2025 at 9:05 PM
wish these articles got straight to the point. "why aren't you giving us all your money" just say it man. you know you want to
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maybe i am going insane
November 24, 2025 at 6:49 PM
maybe i am going insane
Sending my lapsed catholic mother a St Joseph to put in her outdoor planter while she’s selling her condo
November 24, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Sending my lapsed catholic mother a St Joseph to put in her outdoor planter while she’s selling her condo
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Isn't it so weird to deeply know in your bones something obvious with no equivocation, for years and years, and then to one day see articles about people wondering if maybe the incredibly obvious thing you've known this whole time might be happening, as if the media is discovering it now??
“This is total armageddon for the online right. It’s looking like half of their large accounts were foreigners posing as Americans all along.”
Top MAGA Influencers Accidentally Unmasked as Foreign Actors
A new feature on Elon Musk’s X has given deeper insight into the online “America First” movement.
www.thedailybeast.com
November 24, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Isn't it so weird to deeply know in your bones something obvious with no equivocation, for years and years, and then to one day see articles about people wondering if maybe the incredibly obvious thing you've known this whole time might be happening, as if the media is discovering it now??
I am the exactly level of technically capable to want to install mods on games but to fuck it up every time
November 24, 2025 at 5:19 PM
I am the exactly level of technically capable to want to install mods on games but to fuck it up every time
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Oh hey look, it's my first piece for the AV Club!
The HD-2D remakes of Dragon Quest might modernize these ancient RPGs, but could anything recreate the experience of playing them on the NES? www.avclub.com/dragon-quest...
A quest for relevance: Dragon Quest’s remakes search for the impact it had in the ‘80s
The HD-2D remakes of Dragon Quest might modernize these ancient RPGs, but could anything recreate the experience of playing Dragon Warrior on the NES?
www.avclub.com
November 24, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Oh hey look, it's my first piece for the AV Club!
I saw a tiktok a few weeks ago about how women experience ego death once a month from age 6 and men will go until they're 35 before they do
I think about it a lot
I think about it a lot
November 24, 2025 at 3:23 PM
I saw a tiktok a few weeks ago about how women experience ego death once a month from age 6 and men will go until they're 35 before they do
I think about it a lot
I think about it a lot
My candle business failed so spectacularly my ego will absolutely never recover.
November 24, 2025 at 3:22 PM
My candle business failed so spectacularly my ego will absolutely never recover.