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Rear Admiral Chel Kihten, RADM, USN

@finalantifaxiv.bsky.social

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Rear Admiral Chel Kihten, RADM, USN @finalantifaxiv.bsky.social · Jan 24

My one goal is to be the first person to say "this is how Bernie can still win" after he dies

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Rear Admiral Chel Kihten, RADM, USN @finalantifaxiv.bsky.social · 4h

Its all a matter of how immersed you can get in that RP baby

Rear Admiral Chel Kihten, RADM, USN @finalantifaxiv.bsky.social · 5h

Good advice

Rear Admiral Chel Kihten, RADM, USN @finalantifaxiv.bsky.social · 6h

We truly remade Twitter. Nature is healing

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Rear Admiral Chel Kihten, RADM, USN @finalantifaxiv.bsky.social · 6h

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Rear Admiral Chel Kihten, RADM, USN @finalantifaxiv.bsky.social · 6h

Eddington is a hard movie to watch having lived it very recently

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Rear Admiral Chel Kihten, RADM, USN @finalantifaxiv.bsky.social · 6h

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Rear Admiral Chel Kihten, RADM, USN @finalantifaxiv.bsky.social · 6h

All my posts are better than that meme

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Rear Admiral Chel Kihten, RADM, USN @finalantifaxiv.bsky.social · 7h

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Rear Admiral Chel Kihten, RADM, USN @finalantifaxiv.bsky.social · 13h

Wow ok I forgot the response to this kind of post is usually good lol ill put together some references

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Rear Admiral Chel Kihten, RADM, USN @finalantifaxiv.bsky.social · 1d

Theres a market for ffxiv artists to make some tweety bird airbrushed t-shirt at the state fair level art and that market is me.

Rear Admiral Chel Kihten, RADM, USN @finalantifaxiv.bsky.social · 1d

I need Chel to mirror me irl

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Rear Admiral Chel Kihten, RADM, USN @finalantifaxiv.bsky.social · 1d

I need a piece of art made of my character wearing a big t-shirt sitting on the front steps of a house ripping a bong. Ill pay money for it if any artist wants to take a shot. I dont have the patience to shop around.

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Rear Admiral Chel Kihten, RADM, USN @finalantifaxiv.bsky.social · 1d

Also she wanted blinds in the bedroom, not the blackout curtains my grandma made, so I put those in the room with my computer but now I know its the daytime in the bedroom when the sun is out which she likes but I hate for the aforementioned reasons of it being perverse.

Rear Admiral Chel Kihten, RADM, USN @finalantifaxiv.bsky.social · 1d

Id push back on the smoking outside thing but she just means cigarettes so I can always just hit the bong which is still trashy but a funnier type of trashy for a 40 year old burnout. Maybe I can just use the hookah again.

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Rear Admiral Chel Kihten, RADM, USN @finalantifaxiv.bsky.social · 1d

Its UNNATURAL to be glowing in sunlight. Unseemly. Its gooner shit. I dont belong in this world.

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Rear Admiral Chel Kihten, RADM, USN @finalantifaxiv.bsky.social · 1d

Nikki says i have to start smoking outside since the vape laws changed but our schedules mean if we are in bed together its like late morning afternoon and if I want to smoke after we have sex I gotta put something on and go outside IN THE SUNSHINE and I cant emphasize how abhorrent that feels