cynical dreamer
@tundrafox907.bsky.social
I'm basically a hermit who is cursed to watch people walk right on by the droids they're looking for.
Talk to me about
Baseball (White Sox)
Football (Colts)
Dogs
Building stuff
Hiking
Going to the gym
Bears 🤎🧡💛🤍🖤
Drag Race💅
EDM
Property rights
Talk to me about
Baseball (White Sox)
Football (Colts)
Dogs
Building stuff
Hiking
Going to the gym
Bears 🤎🧡💛🤍🖤
Drag Race💅
EDM
Property rights
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the news has gone way past my feeling like I'm taking crazy pills. I am snorting huge lines of crazy dust. injecting high-purity crazy directly into my arteries. marinating in crazy juice
December 18, 2025 at 9:37 AM
the news has gone way past my feeling like I'm taking crazy pills. I am snorting huge lines of crazy dust. injecting high-purity crazy directly into my arteries. marinating in crazy juice
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If we don’t fix lying we will seriously never fix anything else
Lying. It’s all lies.
December 18, 2025 at 2:03 AM
If we don’t fix lying we will seriously never fix anything else
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A story I found about Haiti:
In 1999, a group of Haitians were tired of political disorder and dreamed of a better life in the United States. So they built a small, 23-foot boat by hand using pine trees, scrap wood, and used nails. They called the boat "Believe in God."
In 1999, a group of Haitians were tired of political disorder and dreamed of a better life in the United States. So they built a small, 23-foot boat by hand using pine trees, scrap wood, and used nails. They called the boat "Believe in God."
December 18, 2025 at 2:43 AM
A story I found about Haiti:
In 1999, a group of Haitians were tired of political disorder and dreamed of a better life in the United States. So they built a small, 23-foot boat by hand using pine trees, scrap wood, and used nails. They called the boat "Believe in God."
In 1999, a group of Haitians were tired of political disorder and dreamed of a better life in the United States. So they built a small, 23-foot boat by hand using pine trees, scrap wood, and used nails. They called the boat "Believe in God."
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I don't think it's so radical to say that anyone who denies that Biden won the 2020 election should be barred from holding public office. It is an unquestionable mark of a seditionist and on par with pledging loyalty to a foreign government or army.
PAINFUL to watch. There’s a clear Trump judicial nominee loyalty test.
They must forever deny, deny, deny that he lost the 2020 presidential election.
Fragile.
They must forever deny, deny, deny that he lost the 2020 presidential election.
Fragile.
December 17, 2025 at 9:54 PM
I don't think it's so radical to say that anyone who denies that Biden won the 2020 election should be barred from holding public office. It is an unquestionable mark of a seditionist and on par with pledging loyalty to a foreign government or army.
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you couldn't be more 'I'm all vibes' even if you explicitly said 'I'm all vibes'
December 17, 2025 at 5:47 PM
you couldn't be more 'I'm all vibes' even if you explicitly said 'I'm all vibes'
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🎶 that’s me in the group chat
that’s me in the truth room
giving my opinion 🎶
that’s me in the truth room
giving my opinion 🎶
December 17, 2025 at 5:32 PM
🎶 that’s me in the group chat
that’s me in the truth room
giving my opinion 🎶
that’s me in the truth room
giving my opinion 🎶
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When Epstein died, I was 100% certain it was suicide. Because jail sucks and it's not an uncommon thing for detainees to do.
But the way the Trump administration has behaved pretty much every time anything Epstein-related has happened, even I'm starting to be like "...but *was* it suicide?? 🤔"
But the way the Trump administration has behaved pretty much every time anything Epstein-related has happened, even I'm starting to be like "...but *was* it suicide?? 🤔"
Look, I'm not one to quickly believe in conspiracy theories about us attacking Venezuela on a made up provocation to distract from the Epstein files, but the timing of all this is not helping me convince myself that it's not true.
Trump: "Venezuela is completely surrounded by the largest Armada ever assembled ... It will only get bigger, and the shock to them will be like nothing they have ever seen before — Until such time as they return to the USA all of the Oil, Land, and other Assets that they previously stole from us."
December 17, 2025 at 2:44 AM
When Epstein died, I was 100% certain it was suicide. Because jail sucks and it's not an uncommon thing for detainees to do.
But the way the Trump administration has behaved pretty much every time anything Epstein-related has happened, even I'm starting to be like "...but *was* it suicide?? 🤔"
But the way the Trump administration has behaved pretty much every time anything Epstein-related has happened, even I'm starting to be like "...but *was* it suicide?? 🤔"
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What oil, what land, what assets did Venezuela steal from the US? And when? A social media post from an alternative reality.
Trump: "Venezuela is completely surrounded by the largest Armada ever assembled ... It will only get bigger, and the shock to them will be like nothing they have ever seen before — Until such time as they return to the USA all of the Oil, Land, and other Assets that they previously stole from us."
December 16, 2025 at 11:57 PM
What oil, what land, what assets did Venezuela steal from the US? And when? A social media post from an alternative reality.
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President Trump spoke publicly about Colorado's Tina Peters for the first time since issuing her a so-called "pardon."
Trump did not mention the pardon but did make several false claims about Peters' case.
We unpack them one by one.
Trump did not mention the pardon but did make several false claims about Peters' case.
We unpack them one by one.
December 16, 2025 at 2:41 AM
President Trump spoke publicly about Colorado's Tina Peters for the first time since issuing her a so-called "pardon."
Trump did not mention the pardon but did make several false claims about Peters' case.
We unpack them one by one.
Trump did not mention the pardon but did make several false claims about Peters' case.
We unpack them one by one.
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"please come back to twitter"
*yelling from inside the getting kicked in the nuts factory* it's actually insane that you guys won't come in here
December 15, 2025 at 6:03 PM
"please come back to twitter"
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Imagine being a Trump supporter and being like "Sir this post is beneath you." I don't think you know this man
December 15, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Imagine being a Trump supporter and being like "Sir this post is beneath you." I don't think you know this man
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Use today to remember how incredible Rob Reiner was.
Not to repeat what we already know about Trump.
Not to repeat what we already know about Trump.
When I was a freshman in college, I was a reporter for the newspaper.
One assignment that year was to cover Ron Howard, screening the movie Parenthood and then talking about it w the audience afterward
So I watched the entire movie like everyone else, but since I was
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One assignment that year was to cover Ron Howard, screening the movie Parenthood and then talking about it w the audience afterward
So I watched the entire movie like everyone else, but since I was
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a young man with long blonde hair is looking at the camera and saying `` as you wish '' .
ALT: a young man with long blonde hair is looking at the camera and saying `` as you wish '' .
media.tenor.com
December 15, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Use today to remember how incredible Rob Reiner was.
Not to repeat what we already know about Trump.
Not to repeat what we already know about Trump.
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Checking in on whether Trump rises to the moment like
a person holding a bag with a note that says dead dove do not eat
ALT: a person holding a bag with a note that says dead dove do not eat
media.tenor.com
December 15, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Checking in on whether Trump rises to the moment like
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The cultural impact of Rob Reiner cannot be understated. Legend isn't big enough a word. It goes to 11. You can't handle the truth. As you wish. I'll have what she's having. I'm your number one fan. You guys wanna see a dead body? The very idea of a bucket list. The West Wing.
All from his movies.
All from his movies.
December 15, 2025 at 3:51 AM
The cultural impact of Rob Reiner cannot be understated. Legend isn't big enough a word. It goes to 11. You can't handle the truth. As you wish. I'll have what she's having. I'm your number one fan. You guys wanna see a dead body? The very idea of a bucket list. The West Wing.
All from his movies.
All from his movies.
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This entire weekend
December 15, 2025 at 3:58 AM
This entire weekend
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We staffed the entire FBI with guys who only make memes and podcasts, hope that doesn't affect our ability to respond to major crimes
December 15, 2025 at 5:52 AM
We staffed the entire FBI with guys who only make memes and podcasts, hope that doesn't affect our ability to respond to major crimes
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Rob Reiner had a hand in writing, producing, directing, knowing a guy, pairing up talents, punching up a script on the down low, doing a cameo for like so much of the funniest shit coming out of Hollywood the last 50 years. His influence is seen everywhere
December 15, 2025 at 4:03 AM
Rob Reiner had a hand in writing, producing, directing, knowing a guy, pairing up talents, punching up a script on the down low, doing a cameo for like so much of the funniest shit coming out of Hollywood the last 50 years. His influence is seen everywhere
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What's striking about Trump's lies, and those of his apologists, is that they're not even plausible. They don't try to be plausible. As others have noted, that's kind of the point. True authoritarian control and power is telling a blatant and obvious lie, and showing you can get away with it.
Q: Can you explain what's going on with the bandages on Trump's hand?
LEAVITT: We've given you an explanation. The president is literally constantly shaking hands.
LEAVITT: We've given you an explanation. The president is literally constantly shaking hands.
December 14, 2025 at 7:56 PM
What's striking about Trump's lies, and those of his apologists, is that they're not even plausible. They don't try to be plausible. As others have noted, that's kind of the point. True authoritarian control and power is telling a blatant and obvious lie, and showing you can get away with it.
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This is fucking grim. Somebody invented a white guy, an "IT professional" named Edward Crabtree, who stopped the Bondi shooting and spread it all over the internet, which was picked up by AI agents and slop aggregation sites.
The real hero is a fruit stand owner named Ahmed el Ahmed.
The real hero is a fruit stand owner named Ahmed el Ahmed.
December 14, 2025 at 8:02 PM
This is fucking grim. Somebody invented a white guy, an "IT professional" named Edward Crabtree, who stopped the Bondi shooting and spread it all over the internet, which was picked up by AI agents and slop aggregation sites.
The real hero is a fruit stand owner named Ahmed el Ahmed.
The real hero is a fruit stand owner named Ahmed el Ahmed.
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Sunrise over an icy Turnagain Arm.
December 14, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Sunrise over an icy Turnagain Arm.