Beautiful, Conflicted Vegetable Man
@toomanymonkeys.bsky.social
He/him. I'm just on this earth to build a broad set of skills that I'm exceptionally mediocre at. Also to shit post.
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GET IN THE PENALTY BOX SHINJI
November 16, 2025 at 11:28 PM
GET IN THE PENALTY BOX SHINJI
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YOU GUYS WANNA SEE SOMETHING CURSED???? HOW ABOUT NEON GENESIS LEHIGH VALLEY PHANTOMS HOCKEY?????
November 16, 2025 at 11:25 PM
YOU GUYS WANNA SEE SOMETHING CURSED???? HOW ABOUT NEON GENESIS LEHIGH VALLEY PHANTOMS HOCKEY?????
At the unveiling of the world's largest pair of jeans. To warm up the crowd, you can try on the second largest pair, 8 feet by 8 feet.
The host is emphasizing how much larger the largest pair is.
He says he cried
The host is emphasizing how much larger the largest pair is.
He says he cried
November 16, 2025 at 2:42 AM
At the unveiling of the world's largest pair of jeans. To warm up the crowd, you can try on the second largest pair, 8 feet by 8 feet.
The host is emphasizing how much larger the largest pair is.
He says he cried
The host is emphasizing how much larger the largest pair is.
He says he cried
What do you think the Pope's favorite Argento movie is?
November 16, 2025 at 1:24 AM
What do you think the Pope's favorite Argento movie is?
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the bisexual community preemptively repudiates bill clinton, like, just in case
November 15, 2025 at 5:35 AM
the bisexual community preemptively repudiates bill clinton, like, just in case
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{yakov smirnoff voice} America! What a country! Here you have everything: car on fire, no driver at wheel, street muddied with thousand lonely suicides, and machine with belly that bleed to death!
August 29, 2025 at 1:34 PM
{yakov smirnoff voice} America! What a country! Here you have everything: car on fire, no driver at wheel, street muddied with thousand lonely suicides, and machine with belly that bleed to death!
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Devastating! Local man loses bookmark in House of Leaves
November 15, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Devastating! Local man loses bookmark in House of Leaves
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Found a BUTTernut squash at the farmers market
November 14, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Found a BUTTernut squash at the farmers market
I'm not a live sports-watcher, so I'm sure this has been done to death by people who are exposed to it constantly but
I was at the gym with an NBA game on, and there was an ad for some sports book gambling with a person looking up a complicated bet on their computer and consulting a complicated 1/
I was at the gym with an NBA game on, and there was an ad for some sports book gambling with a person looking up a complicated bet on their computer and consulting a complicated 1/
November 14, 2025 at 9:36 PM
I'm not a live sports-watcher, so I'm sure this has been done to death by people who are exposed to it constantly but
I was at the gym with an NBA game on, and there was an ad for some sports book gambling with a person looking up a complicated bet on their computer and consulting a complicated 1/
I was at the gym with an NBA game on, and there was an ad for some sports book gambling with a person looking up a complicated bet on their computer and consulting a complicated 1/
This is a "not even wrong" position. Nothing being said here has a bearing on reality on multiple levels
Fed Governor Stephen Miran: "Cutting down net migration to 0, potentially even negative because of the deportations that have been occurring, I think is very deflationary."
November 14, 2025 at 8:36 PM
This is a "not even wrong" position. Nothing being said here has a bearing on reality on multiple levels
Sometimes, dead is better
November 14, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Sometimes, dead is better
Open borders between North American countries, EU style.
And either abolish marriage as a tax benefit or grant it to platonic and polyam relationships. A household is a household is a household
And either abolish marriage as a tax benefit or grant it to platonic and polyam relationships. A household is a household is a household
"my least woke opinion is---"
That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.
Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.
Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
November 14, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Open borders between North American countries, EU style.
And either abolish marriage as a tax benefit or grant it to platonic and polyam relationships. A household is a household is a household
And either abolish marriage as a tax benefit or grant it to platonic and polyam relationships. A household is a household is a household
True love is agreeing to have the dumbest cameo in your husband's movie
November 14, 2025 at 6:58 AM
True love is agreeing to have the dumbest cameo in your husband's movie
"You only need to believe for the length of the ritual"
Brenan Lee Mulligan talking about engaging in pagan rituals as a form of poetry as a stone-cold atheist and hitting me like a sack of pennies
Brenan Lee Mulligan talking about engaging in pagan rituals as a form of poetry as a stone-cold atheist and hitting me like a sack of pennies
November 14, 2025 at 5:01 AM
"You only need to believe for the length of the ritual"
Brenan Lee Mulligan talking about engaging in pagan rituals as a form of poetry as a stone-cold atheist and hitting me like a sack of pennies
Brenan Lee Mulligan talking about engaging in pagan rituals as a form of poetry as a stone-cold atheist and hitting me like a sack of pennies
Love this as a defense of the NYT's behavior re:Trump. No no, it's not journalistic malpractice, because the paper KNEW that there was a connection between a presidential candidate and a convicted sex trafficker.
It was so boring that they couldn't possibly investigate further. Or tell people.
It was so boring that they couldn't possibly investigate further. Or tell people.
They knew Trump and Epstein had a relationship. That wasnt a secret. Haven’t seen anything in the Landon exchanges that does much to advance anything specific. Seems like an incredibly minor plot point, even by last 12 hours standard.
November 13, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Love this as a defense of the NYT's behavior re:Trump. No no, it's not journalistic malpractice, because the paper KNEW that there was a connection between a presidential candidate and a convicted sex trafficker.
It was so boring that they couldn't possibly investigate further. Or tell people.
It was so boring that they couldn't possibly investigate further. Or tell people.
A friend of mine on college graduation weekend dove into a fountain and colided face-first with a sprinkler immediately.
No concussion, had a good rest of the evening with us
No concussion, had a good rest of the evening with us
had an awful day. please reply with your favorite memory someone that totally ate shit in a physical way that isn’t a total bummer
November 13, 2025 at 6:39 AM
A friend of mine on college graduation weekend dove into a fountain and colided face-first with a sprinkler immediately.
No concussion, had a good rest of the evening with us
No concussion, had a good rest of the evening with us
Without downloading any new pics, describe your gender
November 13, 2025 at 4:53 AM
Without downloading any new pics, describe your gender
Even when you try and apply a lot of attributes to games you can end up in trouble
Both Blue Prince and Slay the Spire could be described as Rogue-like Deckbuilders but damn, they're hard to consider kin.
This essay is great though, and even if games defy genre, it's given me more terms to use.
Both Blue Prince and Slay the Spire could be described as Rogue-like Deckbuilders but damn, they're hard to consider kin.
This essay is great though, and even if games defy genre, it's given me more terms to use.
I'm a "metroidbrainia" defender, but I agree with this thesis. These games don't all belong in the same bag, and the more granular the genres can get, the easier it'll be to find and make more!
Humanity is so bad at genre names, though. Books have an entire category just called "fiction" ffs
Humanity is so bad at genre names, though. Books have an entire category just called "fiction" ffs
azhdarchid.com/against-metr...
I really do hate the term 'metroidbrania'. I think so do many of you. Let's nip it in the bud before it becomes something people are financially invested in.
I really do hate the term 'metroidbrania'. I think so do many of you. Let's nip it in the bud before it becomes something people are financially invested in.
November 13, 2025 at 3:22 AM
Even when you try and apply a lot of attributes to games you can end up in trouble
Both Blue Prince and Slay the Spire could be described as Rogue-like Deckbuilders but damn, they're hard to consider kin.
This essay is great though, and even if games defy genre, it's given me more terms to use.
Both Blue Prince and Slay the Spire could be described as Rogue-like Deckbuilders but damn, they're hard to consider kin.
This essay is great though, and even if games defy genre, it's given me more terms to use.
Black coat white collar black hat Celibate yeah...
The Pope's a timebomb
The Pope's a timebomb
What's from Chicago, hates Illinois Nazis, and is holy as fuck?
It's the Pope in 1982.
It's the Pope in 1982.
November 13, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Black coat white collar black hat Celibate yeah...
The Pope's a timebomb
The Pope's a timebomb
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I know it's always been the same fucking guys but it's ALL THE SAME FUCKING GUYS
Jeffrey Epstein advised Steve Bannon that the lawyers representing Brett Kavanaugh in his confirmation hearing should accuse Christine Blasey Ford of being on medications that cause false memories or memory loss.
November 12, 2025 at 11:03 PM
I know it's always been the same fucking guys but it's ALL THE SAME FUCKING GUYS
It's truly hard to overstate how much the NYT has fucked this whole country.
Epstein: I’m best friends with this pedo running for President, here’s a bunch of stories about how big a pedo he is
NYT: but her emails
NYT: but her emails
Landon Thomas Jr of the New York Times got told by Jeffrey Epstein that Trump walked into a glass door bc he was so busy staring at girls in Epstein's house and didn't print it. wild that the Times didn't consider that newsworthy.
November 12, 2025 at 10:44 PM
It's truly hard to overstate how much the NYT has fucked this whole country.
The email with Epstein where they discuss all the ways they can "hang" Trump just feels too on-the-nose as a set up in fiction.
The only conspiracy theory I've ever believed in trending towards being true is making me feel like I'm going crazy
November 12, 2025 at 9:30 PM
The email with Epstein where they discuss all the ways they can "hang" Trump just feels too on-the-nose as a set up in fiction.
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POTUS gave a convicted child sex abuser favorable treatment, and dangled the prospect of a pardon, so she would tell lies about if he was implicated in her crimes. That's not speculative or circumstantial, it's a cold hard proven fact, in and of itself more than enough to demand removal from office.
Ghislaine Maxwell lied about Trump never going to Epstein's house (directly contradicted by her email correspondence with Epstein), and she was rewarded for that lie with a transfer to a cushier prison. The coverup is happening in plain sight.
November 12, 2025 at 8:00 PM
POTUS gave a convicted child sex abuser favorable treatment, and dangled the prospect of a pardon, so she would tell lies about if he was implicated in her crimes. That's not speculative or circumstantial, it's a cold hard proven fact, in and of itself more than enough to demand removal from office.
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learned hamburger helplessness
November 12, 2025 at 3:35 PM
learned hamburger helplessness