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Same stuff, different platform
Three notes:
A) Does Matty get a slap on the wrist since that was a blind hit? I mean, not full speed but definitely intent
B) Gustav Forsling you rabid Swedish badger
C) The 1st for Jones pick is at 10 after their loss. So good on you, and I hope y’all get suspended!
A) Does Matty get a slap on the wrist since that was a blind hit? I mean, not full speed but definitely intent
B) Gustav Forsling you rabid Swedish badger
C) The 1st for Jones pick is at 10 after their loss. So good on you, and I hope y’all get suspended!
Insane fight between the Panthers and Lightning in the NHL.
155 minutes in penalties and the coach Paul Maurice was tossed.
Video is nearly 3 minutes long.
155 minutes in penalties and the coach Paul Maurice was tossed.
Video is nearly 3 minutes long.
February 6, 2026 at 5:07 AM
Three notes:
A) Does Matty get a slap on the wrist since that was a blind hit? I mean, not full speed but definitely intent
B) Gustav Forsling you rabid Swedish badger
C) The 1st for Jones pick is at 10 after their loss. So good on you, and I hope y’all get suspended!
A) Does Matty get a slap on the wrist since that was a blind hit? I mean, not full speed but definitely intent
B) Gustav Forsling you rabid Swedish badger
C) The 1st for Jones pick is at 10 after their loss. So good on you, and I hope y’all get suspended!
Avery’s brother happens to be Gavin Hayes of the Hawks/Hogs
A puck to the end wall where Mantha taps it straight back to Avery Hayes for his second goal of the night/career
2-1 Penguins
2-1 Penguins
February 6, 2026 at 12:55 AM
Avery’s brother happens to be Gavin Hayes of the Hawks/Hogs
Congrats to the lady in the waiting room at PT who is talking to someone regarding:
A shower head issue
Her mammogram
Dinner tonight
One of my biggest pet peeves: talking in a waiting room like it’s your living room. Just unreal.
A shower head issue
Her mammogram
Dinner tonight
One of my biggest pet peeves: talking in a waiting room like it’s your living room. Just unreal.
February 5, 2026 at 7:51 PM
Congrats to the lady in the waiting room at PT who is talking to someone regarding:
A shower head issue
Her mammogram
Dinner tonight
One of my biggest pet peeves: talking in a waiting room like it’s your living room. Just unreal.
A shower head issue
Her mammogram
Dinner tonight
One of my biggest pet peeves: talking in a waiting room like it’s your living room. Just unreal.
Holy shit, Roman Kantserov:
February 5, 2026 at 2:07 PM
Holy shit, Roman Kantserov:
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February 5, 2026 at 1:40 PM
When Blues fans see Binny’s starting
February 5, 2026 at 5:46 AM
When Blues fans see Binny’s starting
Michkov can be had for an Uncle Nick’s gyro by that return
ESPN sources: The LA Kings have acquired standout forward Artemi Panarin from the NY Rangers in exchange for a conditional third-round pick and prospect Liam Greentree, per me and @emilymkaplan.
February 4, 2026 at 8:16 PM
Michkov can be had for an Uncle Nick’s gyro by that return
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Carter Verhaeghe is making hockey more inclusive. He is a proud supporter of Best Buddies, Special Olympics and the /FlaPanthers Adaptive Hockey Crew, and had them part of his #StanleyCup celebration this summer.
Watch Verhaeghe and the Panthers tomorrow on /NHL_on_TNT at 7 p.m. ET.
Watch Verhaeghe and the Panthers tomorrow on /NHL_on_TNT at 7 p.m. ET.
February 3, 2026 at 10:19 PM
Carter Verhaeghe is making hockey more inclusive. He is a proud supporter of Best Buddies, Special Olympics and the /FlaPanthers Adaptive Hockey Crew, and had them part of his #StanleyCup celebration this summer.
Watch Verhaeghe and the Panthers tomorrow on /NHL_on_TNT at 7 p.m. ET.
Watch Verhaeghe and the Panthers tomorrow on /NHL_on_TNT at 7 p.m. ET.
If the Bulls were smart they’d put Ivey at Wrigley’s ivy, just saying
February 3, 2026 at 8:35 PM
If the Bulls were smart they’d put Ivey at Wrigley’s ivy, just saying
I didn’t know it was your birthday @scotttkennedy.bsky.social
happy birthday scott you are a handsome fella
February 3, 2026 at 7:04 PM
I didn’t know it was your birthday @scotttkennedy.bsky.social
Apparently this guy isn’t a legal scholar
February 3, 2026 at 1:56 PM
Apparently this guy isn’t a legal scholar
Fall asleep and Hawks win, so… hey?
February 3, 2026 at 6:02 AM
Fall asleep and Hawks win, so… hey?
CarShield makes Victory Auto Parts look like Ridley Scott’s 1984 Apple commercial
February 3, 2026 at 2:00 AM
CarShield makes Victory Auto Parts look like Ridley Scott’s 1984 Apple commercial
I’d assume with the roster freeze Wednesday that *maybe* there’s some players sent down. My hunch is Rinzel and Slaggert, but we will see. You don’t hold a player out right before he loses waiver eligibility, tin foil hat or not.
February 3, 2026 at 1:12 AM
I’d assume with the roster freeze Wednesday that *maybe* there’s some players sent down. My hunch is Rinzel and Slaggert, but we will see. You don’t hold a player out right before he loses waiver eligibility, tin foil hat or not.
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I’m sorry but what did libertarians think that the anonymous money laundering racism coin that you could only functionally use for illicit activity was doing other than this, exactly
February 2, 2026 at 7:24 PM
I’m sorry but what did libertarians think that the anonymous money laundering racism coin that you could only functionally use for illicit activity was doing other than this, exactly
I did a thing
February 2, 2026 at 11:46 PM
I did a thing
Wait a minute: so NHL trots out a non-profit cancer center, gives them $100k, that’s nice, right?
But then says hey- we’ll give you even more for a shot that’s statistically unhittable.
Got an idea: don’t make the monkey dance, give them a good-sized donation and everyone wins!
But then says hey- we’ll give you even more for a shot that’s statistically unhittable.
Got an idea: don’t make the monkey dance, give them a good-sized donation and everyone wins!
Subban, Barber, Mayfield support charity | NHL.com
P.K. Subban announces former Buccaneer Ronde Barber to present a check on behalf of the Lightning Foundation to the Moffitt Cancer Center in Tampa, Florida, and Baker Mayfield takes the ice to double ...
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February 2, 2026 at 3:58 PM
Wait a minute: so NHL trots out a non-profit cancer center, gives them $100k, that’s nice, right?
But then says hey- we’ll give you even more for a shot that’s statistically unhittable.
Got an idea: don’t make the monkey dance, give them a good-sized donation and everyone wins!
But then says hey- we’ll give you even more for a shot that’s statistically unhittable.
Got an idea: don’t make the monkey dance, give them a good-sized donation and everyone wins!
Something I saw over the weekend, and I’ll go back to KFC should make a run for: if Michkov has the right coach that will allow him to do his own thing, he’s almost at a PPG.
Brad Shaw was that coach. He was good under Torts, great with Shaw but has regressed a lot with Tocchet.
Brad Shaw was that coach. He was good under Torts, great with Shaw but has regressed a lot with Tocchet.
February 2, 2026 at 1:42 PM
Something I saw over the weekend, and I’ll go back to KFC should make a run for: if Michkov has the right coach that will allow him to do his own thing, he’s almost at a PPG.
Brad Shaw was that coach. He was good under Torts, great with Shaw but has regressed a lot with Tocchet.
Brad Shaw was that coach. He was good under Torts, great with Shaw but has regressed a lot with Tocchet.
Yeah, it’s 2a but it’s one of those situations where I fell asleep, was woken up by the kid and can’t get back to sleep.
February 2, 2026 at 8:14 AM
Yeah, it’s 2a but it’s one of those situations where I fell asleep, was woken up by the kid and can’t get back to sleep.
HE IS SO OLD WHAT HAPPEN
February 2, 2026 at 1:14 AM
HE IS SO OLD WHAT HAPPEN
At 5/3 to prove that once again, I’m a chaos giraffe on skates who should have never baked his skates because I’m in pain.
Nick Lardis scored for the Hogs; 1:2 after 2.
Nick Lardis scored for the Hogs; 1:2 after 2.
February 1, 2026 at 9:49 PM
At 5/3 to prove that once again, I’m a chaos giraffe on skates who should have never baked his skates because I’m in pain.
Nick Lardis scored for the Hogs; 1:2 after 2.
Nick Lardis scored for the Hogs; 1:2 after 2.