Tom Coveney
@tomcove6888.bsky.social
Keep on spinning that chicken wheel
…Werner Herzog is doing an ad for Warframe.
This is the *weirdest fucking timeline.*
This is the *weirdest fucking timeline.*
December 12, 2025 at 2:55 AM
…Werner Herzog is doing an ad for Warframe.
This is the *weirdest fucking timeline.*
This is the *weirdest fucking timeline.*
I still think there’s not enough attention paid to the fact that the president of Nintendo’s last name is Bowser.
December 12, 2025 at 12:35 AM
I still think there’s not enough attention paid to the fact that the president of Nintendo’s last name is Bowser.
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Every gambling ad is like “if you’re struggling with addiction pls call this # but…if you’re not a pussy-
December 11, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Every gambling ad is like “if you’re struggling with addiction pls call this # but…if you’re not a pussy-
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Jimmy Fallon: so this new product is called a shit sandwich? is it good?
Guest: Yes, Jimmy. It's great.
Jimmy Fallon: [taking out a photo of a shit sandwich pasted onto a black piece of poster board and showing it to the camera] wow. would you take a look at that?
Guest: Yes, Jimmy. It's great.
Jimmy Fallon: [taking out a photo of a shit sandwich pasted onto a black piece of poster board and showing it to the camera] wow. would you take a look at that?
December 9, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Jimmy Fallon: so this new product is called a shit sandwich? is it good?
Guest: Yes, Jimmy. It's great.
Jimmy Fallon: [taking out a photo of a shit sandwich pasted onto a black piece of poster board and showing it to the camera] wow. would you take a look at that?
Guest: Yes, Jimmy. It's great.
Jimmy Fallon: [taking out a photo of a shit sandwich pasted onto a black piece of poster board and showing it to the camera] wow. would you take a look at that?
I helped raise two newborns without touching AI, can I have a tenth of the money this piece of shit has made?
Jimmy Fallon: "And do you use ChatGPT when raising your baby?"
Sam Altman: "I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT."
Sam Altman: "I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT."
December 9, 2025 at 4:08 PM
I helped raise two newborns without touching AI, can I have a tenth of the money this piece of shit has made?
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You just don’t run into as many orbs in the real world as games would have you expect.
December 8, 2025 at 7:56 PM
You just don’t run into as many orbs in the real world as games would have you expect.
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pals you gotta quit spotify
December 8, 2025 at 4:44 PM
pals you gotta quit spotify
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i subscribed to the red zone channel in order to hear the latest about draftkings, but i'd conservatively estimate that 75% of the broadcast has nothing to do with draftkings. they keep trying to shoehorn in all these football games. i don't like football. i don't watch football. what is this shit
December 7, 2025 at 6:30 PM
i subscribed to the red zone channel in order to hear the latest about draftkings, but i'd conservatively estimate that 75% of the broadcast has nothing to do with draftkings. they keep trying to shoehorn in all these football games. i don't like football. i don't watch football. what is this shit
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the main issue with metriod prime 4 and one I can't believe nobody caught before releasing the game is that 4 isn't even a prime number. the premise was invalid from the very start.
December 7, 2025 at 1:21 PM
the main issue with metriod prime 4 and one I can't believe nobody caught before releasing the game is that 4 isn't even a prime number. the premise was invalid from the very start.
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Red Lobster never released a commercial with a jingle that went “Shrimply having a wonderful Fishmastime.” That’s why they went bankrupt.
December 5, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Red Lobster never released a commercial with a jingle that went “Shrimply having a wonderful Fishmastime.” That’s why they went bankrupt.
I wonder what percentage of the vote I could get if I ran on a platform whose main issue was making it illegal for companies to send you an email saying “your package has shipped!” when in reality they have only created a shipping label for it.
December 3, 2025 at 6:46 PM
I wonder what percentage of the vote I could get if I ran on a platform whose main issue was making it illegal for companies to send you an email saying “your package has shipped!” when in reality they have only created a shipping label for it.
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Happy T. Hanksgiving, everybody!
November 27, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Happy T. Hanksgiving, everybody!
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🚨 BREAKING: Zohran Mamdani to require all NYC students to carry a 3DS.
November 26, 2025 at 9:02 PM
🚨 BREAKING: Zohran Mamdani to require all NYC students to carry a 3DS.
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They’re called “Shmups” because you SHMOVE UP the screen
November 26, 2025 at 11:17 PM
They’re called “Shmups” because you SHMOVE UP the screen
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Handing back student work that’s been written by ChatGPT with a 0 followed by the comment “This essay will never stand in authentic wonder before the Beauty of God’s creation.”
Pope Leo XIV told students not to use artificial intelligence for homework, saying that AI ‘won’t stand in authentic wonder before the beauty of God’s creation.’
Even God Is Worried About ChatGPT
Pope Leo XIV told students not to use artificial intelligence for homework, saying that AI ‘won’t stand in authentic wonder before the beauty of God’s creation.’
www.vulture.com
November 26, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Handing back student work that’s been written by ChatGPT with a 0 followed by the comment “This essay will never stand in authentic wonder before the Beauty of God’s creation.”
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Now I heard there was a tiny box
Engraved with names like Minecraft Notch
And Brian Fargo and FourZeroTwo, yeah
But though it promised games for free
And mobile ports on your TV
It's a cold and it's a broken Founders' Ouya
Engraved with names like Minecraft Notch
And Brian Fargo and FourZeroTwo, yeah
But though it promised games for free
And mobile ports on your TV
It's a cold and it's a broken Founders' Ouya
November 26, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Now I heard there was a tiny box
Engraved with names like Minecraft Notch
And Brian Fargo and FourZeroTwo, yeah
But though it promised games for free
And mobile ports on your TV
It's a cold and it's a broken Founders' Ouya
Engraved with names like Minecraft Notch
And Brian Fargo and FourZeroTwo, yeah
But though it promised games for free
And mobile ports on your TV
It's a cold and it's a broken Founders' Ouya
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Cannot believe this soccer game announcer who talks like a @jonbois.bsky.social post
November 25, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Cannot believe this soccer game announcer who talks like a @jonbois.bsky.social post
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The entire US economy is propped up by a product so toxic and insidious that everyone has to go on a weekly scavenger hunt just to remove it from products they're already using.
heads up, gmail has a new setting automatically on that allows their a*i to be trained on your emails so make sure to turn off the 'Smart Feature' checkbox in your settings
November 22, 2025 at 8:17 PM
The entire US economy is propped up by a product so toxic and insidious that everyone has to go on a weekly scavenger hunt just to remove it from products they're already using.
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