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Another crunch month with my sad captains @bigbigtruck.com · 14h

i could have fuckin told you that, yoda

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Isa / EvilCleverDog @evilcleverdog.bsky.social · Aug 23

Using ChatGPT

Edith @edithcharles.bsky.social · Aug 23

What's something that isn't considered embarrassing but you think it should be?

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Incorrect Final Fantasy Quotes @incorrectffqts.bsky.social · 2d

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Tom Coveney @tomcove6888.bsky.social · 2d

We’re close to the point where that’s just called “getting off the internet.”

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Kathryn Salamander @transsalamander.bsky.social · 2d

Jenny Nicholson tweet continues to not miss

@JennyENicholson

How come major film studios keep being like Jared Leto may have allegations, but at least he looks weird, stars in box office bombs, and is not a good actor

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Tom Coveney @tomcove6888.bsky.social · 3d

People will be born, live, and die
Empires will rise and fall
Everything will turn to dust
The Tigers and Mariners will still be tied 2-2

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Tom Coveney @tomcove6888.bsky.social · 3d

Kronk Point GIF

Alt: Kronk Point GIF

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Tom Coveney @tomcove6888.bsky.social · 3d

THANK YOU

Tom Coveney @tomcove6888.bsky.social · 3d

STOP
FUCKING
HITTING
IT
RIGHT
TO
THEM

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Tom Coveney @tomcove6888.bsky.social · 3d

Just sneak Skubal into the bullpen in someone else’s uniform and let him pitch again, see if anybody notices

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Roger Cormier: Built for Fall @yayroger.bsky.social · 3d

ADAM AMIN: Welcome to the top of the 47th
[Sun rises]
[Sun keeps getting bigger]
ADAM AMIN: yes
[World engulfed by flames]
ADAM AMIN: oh god yes
AJ PIERZYNSKI: shoulda bunted

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Tom Coveney @tomcove6888.bsky.social · 3d

#ALDS #Tigers #baseball #postseason #stress #ItsSoLate

Shinji from Evangelion sitting in a chair bent over

Tom Coveney @tomcove6888.bsky.social · 3d

34 innings to go to fulfill the Buckian Prophecy

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Kim McCauley @kimischilling.bsky.social · 3d

I think that Tork should have gotten a hit so that people could have posted "who up Torkin they shit"

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Tom Coveney @tomcove6888.bsky.social · 3d

Isn’t it crazy that human brains can do something like track a ball and figure out where it’s going to the point where the crowd in the area it’s going to land will stand up and get ready to catch it and the fielder will stop running because he knows he can’t get to it?
Anyway, I’m very tired.

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Tom Coveney @tomcove6888.bsky.social · 3d

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Tom Coveney @tomcove6888.bsky.social · 3d

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A screenshot of the heart rate app on an Apple Watch showing a current heart rate of 106 BPM.

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Chris Laporte @laportereporte.bsky.social · 3d

once again bringing this over from the other place for posterity

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Tom Coveney @tomcove6888.bsky.social · 3d

I have made myself stay slumped on the couch because if I get up and walk around I’m afraid I’ll either stomp the floor so hard it’ll wake everybody up or kick something so hard I’ll break it/my leg #baseball #ALDS #fun #yay #haha #woo

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Tom Coveney @tomcove6888.bsky.social · 3d

I have to make sure not to let a single noise escape my mouth because if I do I’m not really confident in my ability to keep it from becoming an extremely loud scream (of joy or rage, depending on who’s batting!)
#baseball #ALCS #sports #fun #highbloodpressure

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Ryan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 3d

baseball is the best preparation for death because it does not come with a clock that tells you when your suffering will end one way or the other

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Tom Coveney @tomcove6888.bsky.social · 3d

Oh hey I forgot how much I hate watching playoff sports for teams I like!
Turns out, it’s a lot!

Tom Coveney @tomcove6888.bsky.social · 3d

I’m no mechanic, but… I don’t think it’s supposed to be doing that.

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Tom Coveney @tomcove6888.bsky.social · 3d

GO TIGERS!!!

…But everything else sounds great!

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Tom Coveney @tomcove6888.bsky.social · 4d

lol
And furthermore,
lmao

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