Bligeard the Satyr
@tofusatyr.bsky.social
Patron Saint & connoisseur of notions, booze & vegan scran
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International men's day today, which means every man has to suck & fuck every other man, in an international style.
November 19, 2025 at 8:01 AM
International men's day today, which means every man has to suck & fuck every other man, in an international style.
Working on becoming the most stylish person at work.
November 19, 2025 at 7:43 AM
Working on becoming the most stylish person at work.
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You either catch the bus, or you live long enough to become the white boy wearing shorts in 1°c weather.
November 18, 2025 at 8:27 PM
You either catch the bus, or you live long enough to become the white boy wearing shorts in 1°c weather.
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The problem here is that farmers are given no other livelihood options on these places, aside from sheep.
So it's a *societal* issue.
So it's a *societal* issue.
What Ireland's uplands look like up close due to sheep: molinia deserts, with open wounds of erosion, as the vegetation that holds the soil together is stripped away.
This was once all rainforest, and with the sheep gone could be again.
In a time of ecological collapse, there is just *no* excuse.
This was once all rainforest, and with the sheep gone could be again.
In a time of ecological collapse, there is just *no* excuse.
November 18, 2025 at 7:56 AM
The problem here is that farmers are given no other livelihood options on these places, aside from sheep.
So it's a *societal* issue.
So it's a *societal* issue.
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This is precisely what "there's no economic crisis" dickheads like that cunt stencil and his neoliberal cohorts try to gloss over. "Look how nice a TV you can get for the apartment you can't afford".
Pretty much all affordability discourse could benefit from just posting this chart.
If you're in the better off America, all the luxury goods you want in excess are for the most part much cheaper. If you're in the poorer America, most of the shit you need to live/grow is more expensive.
If you're in the better off America, all the luxury goods you want in excess are for the most part much cheaper. If you're in the poorer America, most of the shit you need to live/grow is more expensive.
November 18, 2025 at 7:30 AM
This is precisely what "there's no economic crisis" dickheads like that cunt stencil and his neoliberal cohorts try to gloss over. "Look how nice a TV you can get for the apartment you can't afford".
One thing that always boils my piss is that whenever there's a potentially interesting conversation in our media about people who are seen as, or who are made to feel, "less Irish" for whatever reason, it's always the most spoilt-rotten well-to-do whiners & chancers leading those conversations.
irish times politics podcast griping that catherine connolly's focus on gaeilge, and the phrase "tír gan teanga, tír gan anam" means people without gaeilge are less irish
they offer canada & australia as counter examples! they HAD native languages! colonisers destroyed them! that's less soul now!!
they offer canada & australia as counter examples! they HAD native languages! colonisers destroyed them! that's less soul now!!
November 17, 2025 at 1:13 PM
One thing that always boils my piss is that whenever there's a potentially interesting conversation in our media about people who are seen as, or who are made to feel, "less Irish" for whatever reason, it's always the most spoilt-rotten well-to-do whiners & chancers leading those conversations.
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Many of our 'children' ( I am someone who has had my adult child living with me) have the kind of 'respectable jobs' in the civil service, teaching, health care etc that were once the goal of Irish Mammies.
They can afford neither rent or 'affordable housing' on their mid-career salaries.
They can afford neither rent or 'affordable housing' on their mid-career salaries.
Housing crisis in a nutshell
“Our adult children would love to move out
There’s a beautiful new apartment block 5 minutes away. Sadly they are all for rent at extortionate prices
What’s more infuriating is many of these apartments are still vacant” (text in alt) www.irishtimes.com/opinion/lett...
“Our adult children would love to move out
There’s a beautiful new apartment block 5 minutes away. Sadly they are all for rent at extortionate prices
What’s more infuriating is many of these apartments are still vacant” (text in alt) www.irishtimes.com/opinion/lett...
November 17, 2025 at 9:11 AM
Many of our 'children' ( I am someone who has had my adult child living with me) have the kind of 'respectable jobs' in the civil service, teaching, health care etc that were once the goal of Irish Mammies.
They can afford neither rent or 'affordable housing' on their mid-career salaries.
They can afford neither rent or 'affordable housing' on their mid-career salaries.
I am decidedly anti christmas-markets.
Bunch of shite.
Just a load of drop-shipped & overpriced mass-produced tat from a big franchise.
The food is also shite.
Go and buy a dildo in the local perverts shop.
Cromwell was right about Christmas.
Bunch of shite.
Just a load of drop-shipped & overpriced mass-produced tat from a big franchise.
The food is also shite.
Go and buy a dildo in the local perverts shop.
Cromwell was right about Christmas.
November 16, 2025 at 10:47 PM
I am decidedly anti christmas-markets.
Bunch of shite.
Just a load of drop-shipped & overpriced mass-produced tat from a big franchise.
The food is also shite.
Go and buy a dildo in the local perverts shop.
Cromwell was right about Christmas.
Bunch of shite.
Just a load of drop-shipped & overpriced mass-produced tat from a big franchise.
The food is also shite.
Go and buy a dildo in the local perverts shop.
Cromwell was right about Christmas.
Recently it seems like I struggle to talk about anything that's bothering me or getting me down, and I'm not quite sure how to go about fixing that.
I make little of what bothers me quite a lot, and sweep it behind euphemisms, but I think it's because I'm just a bit stuck on how to deal with it.
I make little of what bothers me quite a lot, and sweep it behind euphemisms, but I think it's because I'm just a bit stuck on how to deal with it.
November 16, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Recently it seems like I struggle to talk about anything that's bothering me or getting me down, and I'm not quite sure how to go about fixing that.
I make little of what bothers me quite a lot, and sweep it behind euphemisms, but I think it's because I'm just a bit stuck on how to deal with it.
I make little of what bothers me quite a lot, and sweep it behind euphemisms, but I think it's because I'm just a bit stuck on how to deal with it.
Nobody respects and/or loves the rain more than me.
You're all weak, fake, and straight for your rain-averse ways.
I, however, am strong. Strong and sexual in some other, distinctly non-straight, way!
All because I respect the rain.
You're all weak, fake, and straight for your rain-averse ways.
I, however, am strong. Strong and sexual in some other, distinctly non-straight, way!
All because I respect the rain.
November 14, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Nobody respects and/or loves the rain more than me.
You're all weak, fake, and straight for your rain-averse ways.
I, however, am strong. Strong and sexual in some other, distinctly non-straight, way!
All because I respect the rain.
You're all weak, fake, and straight for your rain-averse ways.
I, however, am strong. Strong and sexual in some other, distinctly non-straight, way!
All because I respect the rain.
Always funny to see noted landlord Adnan Hussain claim to be all about the "economically left but socially conservative" and/or "people of faith" among us as he's finally bullied out of the party he was dead-set on wrecking with his ridiculous hateful right-wing shit.
November 14, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Always funny to see noted landlord Adnan Hussain claim to be all about the "economically left but socially conservative" and/or "people of faith" among us as he's finally bullied out of the party he was dead-set on wrecking with his ridiculous hateful right-wing shit.
Reposted as much art as I feel emboldened to today.
All gallery-worthy and deserving your attention... Or else!
All gallery-worthy and deserving your attention... Or else!
Reposted as much art as I feel emboldened to today.
All gallery-worthy and deserving your attention... Or else!
All gallery-worthy and deserving your attention... Or else!
Reposted as much art as I feel emboldened to today.
All gallery-worthy and deserving your attention... Or else!
All gallery-worthy and deserving your attention... Or else!
November 14, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Reposted as much art as I feel emboldened to today.
All gallery-worthy and deserving your attention... Or else!
All gallery-worthy and deserving your attention... Or else!
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It's a very normal Marty after hours and hours of super fun and special screentime <3
November 13, 2025 at 10:44 AM
It's a very normal Marty after hours and hours of super fun and special screentime <3
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November 14, 2025 at 10:59 AM
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Catching up with Ollie after the weekly group ride, call that a steamed ham 🚲🐷💦
(Many thanks to @timebombdogart.bsky.social for another perfect piggy! 🙏)
(Many thanks to @timebombdogart.bsky.social for another perfect piggy! 🙏)
September 16, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Catching up with Ollie after the weekly group ride, call that a steamed ham 🚲🐷💦
(Many thanks to @timebombdogart.bsky.social for another perfect piggy! 🙏)
(Many thanks to @timebombdogart.bsky.social for another perfect piggy! 🙏)
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everytime i shower
November 12, 2025 at 7:03 AM
everytime i shower
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Temptation of St. Karex
For Stinkdawg
For Stinkdawg
April 10, 2024 at 10:21 PM
Temptation of St. Karex
For Stinkdawg
For Stinkdawg
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He really needs your help losing No Nut November 👀
November 3, 2025 at 1:21 AM
He really needs your help losing No Nut November 👀