Bligeard the Satyr
@tofusatyr.bsky.social
Patron Saint & connoisseur of notions, booze & vegan scran
Sound lad
Sound lad
Inspired by @lewisburns.bsky.social
November 19, 2025 at 1:44 PM
Inspired by @lewisburns.bsky.social
I see what you did there. Thats some solid mathematics!
November 19, 2025 at 8:41 AM
I see what you did there. Thats some solid mathematics!
Working on becoming the most stylish person at work.
November 19, 2025 at 7:43 AM
Working on becoming the most stylish person at work.
You either catch the bus, or you live long enough to become the white boy wearing shorts in 1°c weather.
November 18, 2025 at 8:27 PM
You either catch the bus, or you live long enough to become the white boy wearing shorts in 1°c weather.
I frequently fear that I am intellectually this man.
November 13, 2025 at 8:35 PM
I frequently fear that I am intellectually this man.
This is how I feel having to meet up with allegedly well-respected figures in the field of whatever it is I allegedly do.
November 13, 2025 at 3:15 PM
This is how I feel having to meet up with allegedly well-respected figures in the field of whatever it is I allegedly do.
Presenting this without comment.
November 13, 2025 at 7:56 AM
Presenting this without comment.
Feast your eyes while I rest mine. It's bedtime for me.
November 11, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Feast your eyes while I rest mine. It's bedtime for me.
Pyjama-maxxing after me boxing
November 11, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Pyjama-maxxing after me boxing
Thinking about housing & plants 😍😍😍
November 5, 2025 at 7:48 AM
Thinking about housing & plants 😍😍😍
I sometimes, in my weaker moments of wanting to make myself feel more sexually desirable, wonder about trying to make myself more conventionally attractive. Especially wrt my clothes & hair & beard.
Then I actually look at what currently passes as conventionally attractive and I just think wtf?
Then I actually look at what currently passes as conventionally attractive and I just think wtf?
November 3, 2025 at 7:39 AM
I sometimes, in my weaker moments of wanting to make myself feel more sexually desirable, wonder about trying to make myself more conventionally attractive. Especially wrt my clothes & hair & beard.
Then I actually look at what currently passes as conventionally attractive and I just think wtf?
Then I actually look at what currently passes as conventionally attractive and I just think wtf?
Sneaky second pic, to teach the virtue of patience and hope.
November 2, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Sneaky second pic, to teach the virtue of patience and hope.
What if I posted some thigh as a treat this Sunday.
November 2, 2025 at 9:08 AM
What if I posted some thigh as a treat this Sunday.
Pure Celtic donk for ye auld Samhain like.
November 1, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Pure Celtic donk for ye auld Samhain like.
Feeling very shirtless-werewolf rn as I'm horny but also thinking I must get back onto me learning Gaeilge.
October 30, 2025 at 10:38 AM
Feeling very shirtless-werewolf rn as I'm horny but also thinking I must get back onto me learning Gaeilge.
The nations cosiest man strikes again!
October 30, 2025 at 7:46 AM
The nations cosiest man strikes again!
If you see this post a vampire that isn't Dracula
October 27, 2025 at 7:44 AM
If you see this post a vampire that isn't Dracula
OooooooOOOOoooOoOoooh it's
All
For
Me
Grog....
Me jolly jolly grog
All
For
Me
Grog....
Me jolly jolly grog
October 25, 2025 at 5:21 PM
OooooooOOOOoooOoOoooh it's
All
For
Me
Grog....
Me jolly jolly grog
All
For
Me
Grog....
Me jolly jolly grog
Is there anyone capable of making a more appealing looking veggie sausage bap than me?
No
No there isn't.
No
No there isn't.
October 25, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Is there anyone capable of making a more appealing looking veggie sausage bap than me?
No
No there isn't.
No
No there isn't.
2 x evil
3 x nefarious
4 x sound
5 x gregarious
UK has Beamish now, just has to make it cheaperz cunts.
3 x nefarious
4 x sound
5 x gregarious
UK has Beamish now, just has to make it cheaperz cunts.
October 24, 2025 at 9:26 PM
2 x evil
3 x nefarious
4 x sound
5 x gregarious
UK has Beamish now, just has to make it cheaperz cunts.
3 x nefarious
4 x sound
5 x gregarious
UK has Beamish now, just has to make it cheaperz cunts.
Update: the violin is worth less monetarily than a repair would actually cost. Got shown around the workshop, but basically, it's a replacement job.
October 18, 2025 at 1:37 PM
Update: the violin is worth less monetarily than a repair would actually cost. Got shown around the workshop, but basically, it's a replacement job.
To anyone who knows anything about violins:
Is it worth repairing a cheap bastard violin where the sound post has broken through the front of the instrument? Or is that going to cost the same as just getting another cheap bastard violin?
Is it worth repairing a cheap bastard violin where the sound post has broken through the front of the instrument? Or is that going to cost the same as just getting another cheap bastard violin?
October 14, 2025 at 6:40 AM
To anyone who knows anything about violins:
Is it worth repairing a cheap bastard violin where the sound post has broken through the front of the instrument? Or is that going to cost the same as just getting another cheap bastard violin?
Is it worth repairing a cheap bastard violin where the sound post has broken through the front of the instrument? Or is that going to cost the same as just getting another cheap bastard violin?
Spotted @slurmsmackenzie.bsky.social in the wild
October 12, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Spotted @slurmsmackenzie.bsky.social in the wild
How much luck am I entitled to?
October 10, 2025 at 6:34 AM
How much luck am I entitled to?