Joey Flyntz
@tjflyntz.bsky.social
Maryland native. New Jersey resident. D.C. sports lover despite the constant pain it inflicts upon me.
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As tens of thousands across America protest the violence that ICE sows with impunity, federal agents shot and killed another person in Minneapolis today.
ICE terrorizes our cities. ICE puts us all in danger. Abolish ICE.
January 24, 2026 at 6:00 PM
As tens of thousands across America protest the violence that ICE sows with impunity, federal agents shot and killed another person in Minneapolis today.
ICE terrorizes our cities. ICE puts us all in danger. Abolish ICE.
That was unbelievable all around. Cignetti might be the best football coach ever.
January 20, 2026 at 3:38 AM
That was unbelievable all around. Cignetti might be the best football coach ever.
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dude if he does the coin toss and dies on the spot and collapses like a sack of rotten onions I’ll convert to a religion tonight
January 20, 2026 at 12:42 AM
dude if he does the coin toss and dies on the spot and collapses like a sack of rotten onions I’ll convert to a religion tonight
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Average Sunday show interview:
OFFICIAL: we are going to dip enemies of the state into acid vats
HOST: how will you pay for it?
OFFICIAL: tariffs
HOST: critics say tariffs don't generate acid vat money
OFFICIAL: tariffs have generated more money than has ever existed
HOST: thank u for ur time
OFFICIAL: we are going to dip enemies of the state into acid vats
HOST: how will you pay for it?
OFFICIAL: tariffs
HOST: critics say tariffs don't generate acid vat money
OFFICIAL: tariffs have generated more money than has ever existed
HOST: thank u for ur time
January 18, 2026 at 3:53 PM
Average Sunday show interview:
OFFICIAL: we are going to dip enemies of the state into acid vats
HOST: how will you pay for it?
OFFICIAL: tariffs
HOST: critics say tariffs don't generate acid vat money
OFFICIAL: tariffs have generated more money than has ever existed
HOST: thank u for ur time
OFFICIAL: we are going to dip enemies of the state into acid vats
HOST: how will you pay for it?
OFFICIAL: tariffs
HOST: critics say tariffs don't generate acid vat money
OFFICIAL: tariffs have generated more money than has ever existed
HOST: thank u for ur time
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I added captions to this video of people heckling Greg Bovino leaving a Target in Minneapolis, and there's so many people yelling things at him it's like a comedy skit
January 13, 2026 at 3:16 AM
I added captions to this video of people heckling Greg Bovino leaving a Target in Minneapolis, and there's so many people yelling things at him it's like a comedy skit
Holy shit, Indiana.
January 10, 2026 at 12:49 AM
Holy shit, Indiana.
Welcome to Washington. No-brainer.
Per @tompelissero.bsky.social, the Dolphins fired Mike McDaniel
January 8, 2026 at 3:48 PM
Welcome to Washington. No-brainer.
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Nicolás Maduro Charged With Felony Oil Possession
January 5, 2026 at 7:00 PM
Nicolás Maduro Charged With Felony Oil Possession
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the problem: immigration. the solution: political destabilization in latin america.
January 3, 2026 at 6:00 PM
the problem: immigration. the solution: political destabilization in latin america.
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The full spiked 60 Minutes CECOT package, clean & subtitled. 1/5
December 23, 2025 at 1:28 AM
The full spiked 60 Minutes CECOT package, clean & subtitled. 1/5
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every story about this person reads the same
she made a career claiming media was lazy & politically biased, having no clue how journalism works or the rigor involved in reporting.
now in charge, she assumes she can easily produce her own lazy, politically biased work, but keeps running into walls
she made a career claiming media was lazy & politically biased, having no clue how journalism works or the rigor involved in reporting.
now in charge, she assumes she can easily produce her own lazy, politically biased work, but keeps running into walls
One explanation for Bari killing the story is that she did so as a public act of fealty to the administration. But another is that, as an inexperienced journalist, she doesn’t understand that a refusal to go on the record is a kind of comment in and of itself
December 22, 2025 at 2:01 PM
every story about this person reads the same
she made a career claiming media was lazy & politically biased, having no clue how journalism works or the rigor involved in reporting.
now in charge, she assumes she can easily produce her own lazy, politically biased work, but keeps running into walls
she made a career claiming media was lazy & politically biased, having no clue how journalism works or the rigor involved in reporting.
now in charge, she assumes she can easily produce her own lazy, politically biased work, but keeps running into walls
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what are they hiding
December 20, 2025 at 2:56 AM
what are they hiding
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I love to leave my life of unimaginable luxury at the apex of my profession to travel to the windowless lair of a video game streamer with a room-temp IQ so I can do the most absolute dogshit banter imaginable with him and his lumpy shithead buddies.
I really think it's important for these millionaire athletes, none of whom are children, to feel great shame for being interested in Adin Ross to begin with. Mookie Betts, you are 33 years old. You have a wife and children. You should not know who Adin Ross is.
Yo what the hell is going on with LA athletes right now
December 18, 2025 at 9:57 PM
I love to leave my life of unimaginable luxury at the apex of my profession to travel to the windowless lair of a video game streamer with a room-temp IQ so I can do the most absolute dogshit banter imaginable with him and his lumpy shithead buddies.
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Opinion | Trump’s crude remarks about Rob Reiner are unbecoming of a FIFA Peace Prize winner.
December 16, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Opinion | Trump’s crude remarks about Rob Reiner are unbecoming of a FIFA Peace Prize winner.
I hate that Maryland Baseball produces its first legit big leaguer in years and it’s … this guy. Can’t even remotely root for him to do well.
December 13, 2025 at 3:17 PM
I hate that Maryland Baseball produces its first legit big leaguer in years and it’s … this guy. Can’t even remotely root for him to do well.
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A huge night for Democrats:
—They flip Miami's mayorship.
—They flip a state House district in Georgia that had voted Trump by 13%.
—They keep Albuquerque's mayorship, while the liberal faction flips city council.
—And they get big overperformances (+18 & +22) in 2 Florida specials.
—They flip Miami's mayorship.
—They flip a state House district in Georgia that had voted Trump by 13%.
—They keep Albuquerque's mayorship, while the liberal faction flips city council.
—And they get big overperformances (+18 & +22) in 2 Florida specials.
December 10, 2025 at 3:26 AM
A huge night for Democrats:
—They flip Miami's mayorship.
—They flip a state House district in Georgia that had voted Trump by 13%.
—They keep Albuquerque's mayorship, while the liberal faction flips city council.
—And they get big overperformances (+18 & +22) in 2 Florida specials.
—They flip Miami's mayorship.
—They flip a state House district in Georgia that had voted Trump by 13%.
—They keep Albuquerque's mayorship, while the liberal faction flips city council.
—And they get big overperformances (+18 & +22) in 2 Florida specials.
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have been thinking about this for like two hours and I think what stands out the most is that Trump feels genuinely honored. he has no conception whatsoever that it is complete horseshit invented to flatter him. he loves it!
December 5, 2025 at 7:47 PM
have been thinking about this for like two hours and I think what stands out the most is that Trump feels genuinely honored. he has no conception whatsoever that it is complete horseshit invented to flatter him. he loves it!
Soccer is a dumb sport that people pretend to like to seem cultured. Thank God I never fell for it. Not that I cared anyway, but I will never watch a FIFA event and I hope the U.S. goes winless in the World Cup.
December 5, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Soccer is a dumb sport that people pretend to like to seem cultured. Thank God I never fell for it. Not that I cared anyway, but I will never watch a FIFA event and I hope the U.S. goes winless in the World Cup.
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He seems to be constantly fighting 'wokeness' these days...
December 2, 2025 at 7:06 PM
He seems to be constantly fighting 'wokeness' these days...
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Imagine being a career officer in the chain of command on Trump's boat bombings. You have deep moral and legal concerns about them. Your faith in leadership is shaky. Then you see Pete Hegseth tweet out a sadistic cartoon about it. Must be awful.
Thoughts on this:
newrepublic.com/article/2037...
Thoughts on this:
newrepublic.com/article/2037...
December 2, 2025 at 12:49 PM
Imagine being a career officer in the chain of command on Trump's boat bombings. You have deep moral and legal concerns about them. Your faith in leadership is shaky. Then you see Pete Hegseth tweet out a sadistic cartoon about it. Must be awful.
Thoughts on this:
newrepublic.com/article/2037...
Thoughts on this:
newrepublic.com/article/2037...
The infamous George Costanza quote sums it up. It's been obvious this is what's happening. But he comes across as genuine and his cult believes it because HE believes it genuinely.
November 26, 2025 at 2:54 PM
The infamous George Costanza quote sums it up. It's been obvious this is what's happening. But he comes across as genuine and his cult believes it because HE believes it genuinely.
I am a father of two aspiring Eagle Scouts, one of which is considering West Point and Annapolis. Pathetic. Truly pathetic human beings.
Hegseth is very very terrified, deep deep down of something to do with maleness www.npr.org/2025/11/25/n...
U.S. ready to cut support to Scouts, accusing them of attacking 'boy-friendly spaces'
Documents show the U.S. military is planning to sever all ties with the organization formerly known as the Boy Scouts.
www.npr.org
November 25, 2025 at 2:54 PM
I am a father of two aspiring Eagle Scouts, one of which is considering West Point and Annapolis. Pathetic. Truly pathetic human beings.
Wait … WHAT? This is the greatest recruit in any sport in Maryland history, yes? That’s insane!
BREAKING: Olympic Gold Medalist and Billie track and field standout Quincy Wilson has committed to Maryland 🐢
November 25, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Wait … WHAT? This is the greatest recruit in any sport in Maryland history, yes? That’s insane!
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Well that was fucking incredible. He cast a charm spell on the most odious man alive.
November 21, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Well that was fucking incredible. He cast a charm spell on the most odious man alive.