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Your Good Friend Shane
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Award winning writer and two-time chili cook-off runner up who was put on this Earth to teach 8YOs how to hit lasers and flip bats.

I moonlight as a lawyer, but probably not your lawyer.

Evansville Super Fan
The worst part about this is Bari Weiss isn't even remotely talented in anything. If we did an academic decathlon like they do in Billy Madison, I would win every category except foreign language. Guarantee I could shut her out in hoops.
December 22, 2025 at 4:49 AM
Dog attack.
December 22, 2025 at 1:55 AM
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Retweet if you want your Christmas presents NOW
December 21, 2025 at 4:22 AM
Fucking Bears!
Fucking Bears
I didn't think Caleb Williams was good in college and I don't think he's good now. Everyone talks up how he's able to avoid sacks in the backfield, but it's not like he recovers and completes passes most of the time. It's so frustrating to watch.
December 21, 2025 at 4:31 AM
Fucking Bears
I didn't think Caleb Williams was good in college and I don't think he's good now. Everyone talks up how he's able to avoid sacks in the backfield, but it's not like he recovers and completes passes most of the time. It's so frustrating to watch.
December 21, 2025 at 4:17 AM
I didn't think Caleb Williams was good in college and I don't think he's good now. Everyone talks up how he's able to avoid sacks in the backfield, but it's not like he recovers and completes passes most of the time. It's so frustrating to watch.
December 21, 2025 at 3:39 AM
December 21, 2025 at 2:12 AM
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seeing both Andrew Tate and Jake Paul get knocked out this weekend
December 21, 2025 at 1:09 AM
My cousin's kid is about 12 years old. Dad is an abusive alcoholic. My cousin tries but she's had her own battles. Cousin's kid is on his 5th school or so and was expelled for bringing a knife to school to confront a kid. Been in trouble for watching hard-core porn, doing drugs, and smoking cigs.
December 20, 2025 at 6:55 PM
VW missed the price point on this vehicle so badly. They had no idea what people actually wanted out of it.
December 20, 2025 at 5:47 PM
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Decker credits come to life
Excuse my language but this looks like absolute dog shit.
I’m currently outside of the Kennedy Center:
December 19, 2025 at 8:18 PM
I could be listening to the music of the band I'm going to see tonight. Instead, this is in my brain and playing on repeat.
December 18, 2025 at 2:04 PM
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We were dead and now we're the hottest country in the world, the first country—quite frankly the only country—where a box of breakfast cereal costs $11. We're saying Merry Christmas, and also the r-slur, and we're getting back to saying "gay" so it means "stupid" again. Grown-ups are doing it now,
December 18, 2025 at 5:19 AM
The quote highlighted in this photo is from the 1950's. It's the same bigoted bullshit Catsimatidis and countless others use to excuse themselves. "This thing is true and the facts show it! And I don't need to show the facts to prove it."

- Photo from Stolen Dreams by Chris Lamb.
December 18, 2025 at 4:59 AM
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December 18, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Solider Field needs to be retired, but fuck this noise.
The Chicago Bears are threatening to move to Northwest Indiana over state leaders' inaction on financial aid for the team's planned Arlington Heights stadium.
blockclubchicago.org/2025/12/17/b...
December 18, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Gotdamn
December 17, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Bostoo Yook Yarters have the worst fucking fans.
For anyone worried AI will replace all of us.

Courtesy of Gemini for the prompt “create an infographic of all the World Series winners since 1986”

I dare you to find 10 things that are right.
December 17, 2025 at 4:23 AM
Roberts Arena. Evansville. Raise it from the dead.
Adam Silver says "some storied college locations" are under consideration for future NBA cup championship games
December 17, 2025 at 3:21 AM
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Descartes: What if there was a demon manipulating your perception of the world?

Me: The tiny demon is my friend, I carry it with me in my pocket everywhere, whenever I'm bored I'm asking it to describe the world to me. It is how I come by politics. It is always trying to get me to buy more things.
December 16, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Important
December 16, 2025 at 8:37 PM
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I wasn’t prepared for this to be persuasive, but here we are. (Sigh).
I guess all the bad guys are gonna get out of prison now.
I don't know, Aaron. I think we need to take this seriously. In fact, after surveying hundreds of years of history in the past few days, I've written an article assessing the originalist case here:
papers.ssrn.com/sol3/papers....
December 16, 2025 at 4:32 AM
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*yelling from inside the getting kicked in the nuts factory* it's actually insane that you guys won't come in here
February 6, 2024 at 7:36 PM
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Returning to twitter to minister to the hogs and do my part to improve the conversation. Fixing Andrew Tate's heart by talking about the NBA with him. Replying "Are you watching Plurbus" to a Rod Dreher post about demonic possession and kicking off a healing round of good-natured discourse.
December 15, 2025 at 6:30 PM