Timmyfigs
@timmyfigs.bsky.social
Husband & Dad
Magic and D&D nerd
Christian Progressive Matthew 23
Guitarist https://mixedpsychosis.bandcamp.com/album/episode
Magic and D&D nerd
Christian Progressive Matthew 23
Guitarist https://mixedpsychosis.bandcamp.com/album/episode
It's primary season
This is your annual reminder that if your complaint is about "the quality of candidates on the ballot, here's your chance! Get your favorite candidate in the primary ballot, or encourage a write in campaign.
This is your annual reminder that if your complaint is about "the quality of candidates on the ballot, here's your chance! Get your favorite candidate in the primary ballot, or encourage a write in campaign.
February 9, 2026 at 2:35 PM
It's primary season
This is your annual reminder that if your complaint is about "the quality of candidates on the ballot, here's your chance! Get your favorite candidate in the primary ballot, or encourage a write in campaign.
This is your annual reminder that if your complaint is about "the quality of candidates on the ballot, here's your chance! Get your favorite candidate in the primary ballot, or encourage a write in campaign.
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Are you an artist interested in creating art for @magic.wizards.com?
Well now we have this super rad portfolio submission tool to submit your best of the best work to, that gets looked at with human eyes! 👀 #wotcstaff
company.wizards.com/en/freelance...
Well now we have this super rad portfolio submission tool to submit your best of the best work to, that gets looked at with human eyes! 👀 #wotcstaff
company.wizards.com/en/freelance...
Freelance Art Submissions | Wizards of the Coast
Are you an aspiring Wizards of the Coast artist? Submit your portfolio today for review by our art directors!
company.wizards.com
February 4, 2026 at 7:13 PM
Are you an artist interested in creating art for @magic.wizards.com?
Well now we have this super rad portfolio submission tool to submit your best of the best work to, that gets looked at with human eyes! 👀 #wotcstaff
company.wizards.com/en/freelance...
Well now we have this super rad portfolio submission tool to submit your best of the best work to, that gets looked at with human eyes! 👀 #wotcstaff
company.wizards.com/en/freelance...
@brujajagaming.bsky.social they stole your Tinybones cosplay.
First look at Jared Leto as Skeletor in the live-action ‘MASTERS OF THE UNIVERSE’ movie
January 22, 2026 at 2:26 PM
@brujajagaming.bsky.social they stole your Tinybones cosplay.
today seems like a good day to remove your Ring camera
January 20, 2026 at 1:32 AM
today seems like a good day to remove your Ring camera
I've become convinced that the NFL is trolling Trump, and I'm 100% here for it!
They had to know getting Bad Bunny for halftime would ruffle his feathers
Then this weekends announcement about Green Day, known Trump haters, opening the show.
It's awesome! And I think it's all to remind him of this.
They had to know getting Bad Bunny for halftime would ruffle his feathers
Then this weekends announcement about Green Day, known Trump haters, opening the show.
It's awesome! And I think it's all to remind him of this.
January 19, 2026 at 2:55 PM
I've become convinced that the NFL is trolling Trump, and I'm 100% here for it!
They had to know getting Bad Bunny for halftime would ruffle his feathers
Then this weekends announcement about Green Day, known Trump haters, opening the show.
It's awesome! And I think it's all to remind him of this.
They had to know getting Bad Bunny for halftime would ruffle his feathers
Then this weekends announcement about Green Day, known Trump haters, opening the show.
It's awesome! And I think it's all to remind him of this.
A great idea if you can swing it
Silica packets in your storage box is a cheaper alternative
Silica packets in your storage box is a cheaper alternative
January 14, 2026 at 12:44 AM
A great idea if you can swing it
Silica packets in your storage box is a cheaper alternative
Silica packets in your storage box is a cheaper alternative
This is all of life
Frat brothers/sorority sisters refer each other for work
Did you ever notice how the same people will be in movies together all the time (looking at Tarantino/Willis/Jackson)
Being a good person and making real connections will get you farther in life than being good at something
Frat brothers/sorority sisters refer each other for work
Did you ever notice how the same people will be in movies together all the time (looking at Tarantino/Willis/Jackson)
Being a good person and making real connections will get you farther in life than being good at something
Just gonna say this again for games sphere cus we get the same question:
Networking doesn't mean schmoozing up to famous people, it means making friends with your peers. Then in 10 years, 20, one of you might be famous? And sure you're still helping each other cus well yeah friends.
Make. Friends.
Networking doesn't mean schmoozing up to famous people, it means making friends with your peers. Then in 10 years, 20, one of you might be famous? And sure you're still helping each other cus well yeah friends.
Make. Friends.
Talking to one of these types at a con who asked how I 'got in' with so many 'famous writers' who I'd been talking to and I said "we made friends before anyone knew who we were decades ago by striking up interesting conversations and enjoying each other's company" and he kept re-asking the question.
December 30, 2025 at 12:32 AM
This is all of life
Frat brothers/sorority sisters refer each other for work
Did you ever notice how the same people will be in movies together all the time (looking at Tarantino/Willis/Jackson)
Being a good person and making real connections will get you farther in life than being good at something
Frat brothers/sorority sisters refer each other for work
Did you ever notice how the same people will be in movies together all the time (looking at Tarantino/Willis/Jackson)
Being a good person and making real connections will get you farther in life than being good at something
FACTS
RFK: “Where did all this autism come from? It never existed when I was a kid!”
“A Christmas Story”, a 1983 movie based on a 1971 memoir about a childhood in the 1930s: “This is my brother Ralphie. He has a ton of sensory issues and behaviors we don’t understand. Every family has a child like him.”
“A Christmas Story”, a 1983 movie based on a 1971 memoir about a childhood in the 1930s: “This is my brother Ralphie. He has a ton of sensory issues and behaviors we don’t understand. Every family has a child like him.”
December 26, 2025 at 2:34 PM
FACTS
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RFK: “Where did all this autism come from? It never existed when I was a kid!”
“A Christmas Story”, a 1983 movie based on a 1971 memoir about a childhood in the 1930s: “This is my brother Ralphie. He has a ton of sensory issues and behaviors we don’t understand. Every family has a child like him.”
“A Christmas Story”, a 1983 movie based on a 1971 memoir about a childhood in the 1930s: “This is my brother Ralphie. He has a ton of sensory issues and behaviors we don’t understand. Every family has a child like him.”
December 26, 2025 at 2:43 AM
RFK: “Where did all this autism come from? It never existed when I was a kid!”
“A Christmas Story”, a 1983 movie based on a 1971 memoir about a childhood in the 1930s: “This is my brother Ralphie. He has a ton of sensory issues and behaviors we don’t understand. Every family has a child like him.”
“A Christmas Story”, a 1983 movie based on a 1971 memoir about a childhood in the 1930s: “This is my brother Ralphie. He has a ton of sensory issues and behaviors we don’t understand. Every family has a child like him.”
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It’s the “season of love and giving”…but this year, doesn’t it seem more like a “season of fear and taking”? Like many of you, I’ve been saddened by the human impact of draconian government budget cuts and how angry many housed Americans are at unhoused Americans.
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December 21, 2025 at 2:51 AM
It’s the “season of love and giving”…but this year, doesn’t it seem more like a “season of fear and taking”? Like many of you, I’ve been saddened by the human impact of draconian government budget cuts and how angry many housed Americans are at unhoused Americans.
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You might be thinking, "CPSC, does a dry Christmas tree really burn that much faster than a well-watered tree?"
Friend, let's find out together by watching this PSA.
Friend, let's find out together by watching this PSA.
December 19, 2025 at 2:31 PM
You might be thinking, "CPSC, does a dry Christmas tree really burn that much faster than a well-watered tree?"
Friend, let's find out together by watching this PSA.
Friend, let's find out together by watching this PSA.
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Ok, gotta figure out how to get $2K more to pay back taxes by tomorrow *yikes*
This thread has a bunch of older originals HUGELY DISCOUNTED. If you are interested please DM me.
PayPal/Venmo (US only shipping)
This thread has a bunch of older originals HUGELY DISCOUNTED. If you are interested please DM me.
PayPal/Venmo (US only shipping)
December 15, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Ok, gotta figure out how to get $2K more to pay back taxes by tomorrow *yikes*
This thread has a bunch of older originals HUGELY DISCOUNTED. If you are interested please DM me.
PayPal/Venmo (US only shipping)
This thread has a bunch of older originals HUGELY DISCOUNTED. If you are interested please DM me.
PayPal/Venmo (US only shipping)
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Alter commissions are open!
I have a hard time getting a job so doing these & other projects is my only form of income this time of the year!
Help a queer ADHD artist out & get cool stuff!
Gonna post vids of some of my alters for yall!
I think @defiantmartyr.bsky.social owns this, not sure
I have a hard time getting a job so doing these & other projects is my only form of income this time of the year!
Help a queer ADHD artist out & get cool stuff!
Gonna post vids of some of my alters for yall!
I think @defiantmartyr.bsky.social owns this, not sure
December 12, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Alter commissions are open!
I have a hard time getting a job so doing these & other projects is my only form of income this time of the year!
Help a queer ADHD artist out & get cool stuff!
Gonna post vids of some of my alters for yall!
I think @defiantmartyr.bsky.social owns this, not sure
I have a hard time getting a job so doing these & other projects is my only form of income this time of the year!
Help a queer ADHD artist out & get cool stuff!
Gonna post vids of some of my alters for yall!
I think @defiantmartyr.bsky.social owns this, not sure
While I don't 100% agree with the "never" Newsome sentiment, I DO 1000% agree that NOW is the time to seek better candidates. We're literally years away from the 2028 primary, now is NOT the time to fall in line behind any candidate.
He's not a god king who is divinely owed a throne, he is a man who might run for president in a primary that is years away. Now is the exact time for us to be shouting from the rooftops that transphobes won't get our vote so we demand other candidates.
"How can you say you're never voting for Newsom? You're handing the election to the GOP!"
Because I don't vote for Republicans, ever. Newsom is a racist, transphobic, genocide supporting Republican. Ergo, I am not voting for him. Find me someone who isn't a Republican and I'll consider them.
Because I don't vote for Republicans, ever. Newsom is a racist, transphobic, genocide supporting Republican. Ergo, I am not voting for him. Find me someone who isn't a Republican and I'll consider them.
December 9, 2025 at 8:52 PM
While I don't 100% agree with the "never" Newsome sentiment, I DO 1000% agree that NOW is the time to seek better candidates. We're literally years away from the 2028 primary, now is NOT the time to fall in line behind any candidate.
These people are morons
I've had shingles. It's like being on fire for two weeks.
Get the vaccine.
I've had shingles. It's like being on fire for two weeks.
Get the vaccine.
All over my FB people talking about their bad experiences with shingles vax and dissuading each other from getting it! We need to give people real info on how to mitigate the symtoms caused by vaccines because vaccines are always better than meeting a virus unprepared. Yet drs aren't coaching ppl
December 8, 2025 at 11:02 PM
These people are morons
I've had shingles. It's like being on fire for two weeks.
Get the vaccine.
I've had shingles. It's like being on fire for two weeks.
Get the vaccine.
You will be visited by three spirits
December 8, 2025 at 11:00 PM
You will be visited by three spirits
100%
This year I sent everyone a google doc with all my favorite creator's merch sites and just said "anything from here"
This year I sent everyone a google doc with all my favorite creator's merch sites and just said "anything from here"
Go buy some merch from a content creator you like! Like @xverfiend.com : xverfiend-shop.fourthwall.com/en-gbp/colle...
November 28, 2025 at 2:03 PM
100%
This year I sent everyone a google doc with all my favorite creator's merch sites and just said "anything from here"
This year I sent everyone a google doc with all my favorite creator's merch sites and just said "anything from here"
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URGENT: Cheese Recall - Listeria
Walmart & Sam’s Club pecorino romano recalled for possible Listeria. Brands: Locatelli, Boar’s Head, Member’s Mark, Ambriola, Pinna Dates: Expires Feb-May 2026DO NOT EAT. Throw out or return. Dangerous for pregnant women, elderly, immunocomp. flip.it/nqYAxK%E2%80...
Walmart & Sam’s Club pecorino romano recalled for possible Listeria. Brands: Locatelli, Boar’s Head, Member’s Mark, Ambriola, Pinna Dates: Expires Feb-May 2026DO NOT EAT. Throw out or return. Dangerous for pregnant women, elderly, immunocomp. flip.it/nqYAxK%E2%80...
Walmart and Sam’s Club Just Recalled Cheese in a Total of 31 States and Washington, D.C.
The recall effort seems to be growing rapidly amid Listeria bacteria concerns as other retailers also alert customers.
flip.it
November 27, 2025 at 8:19 AM
URGENT: Cheese Recall - Listeria
Walmart & Sam’s Club pecorino romano recalled for possible Listeria. Brands: Locatelli, Boar’s Head, Member’s Mark, Ambriola, Pinna Dates: Expires Feb-May 2026DO NOT EAT. Throw out or return. Dangerous for pregnant women, elderly, immunocomp. flip.it/nqYAxK%E2%80...
Walmart & Sam’s Club pecorino romano recalled for possible Listeria. Brands: Locatelli, Boar’s Head, Member’s Mark, Ambriola, Pinna Dates: Expires Feb-May 2026DO NOT EAT. Throw out or return. Dangerous for pregnant women, elderly, immunocomp. flip.it/nqYAxK%E2%80...
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It is not accurate to report that “millions will pay double what they are paying now” for health insurance. That is impossible. Those millions cannot afford to pay that and will not do what they cannot do. Millions of Americans do NOT HAVE an extra $1,200/ month just lying around.
November 3, 2025 at 11:15 PM
It is not accurate to report that “millions will pay double what they are paying now” for health insurance. That is impossible. Those millions cannot afford to pay that and will not do what they cannot do. Millions of Americans do NOT HAVE an extra $1,200/ month just lying around.
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October 27, 2025 at 11:36 PM
I don't know who needs to hear this...
The current immigration crackdown is directly related to voter suppression.
1. By targeting any and all brown people, they are telling people who tend to vote more for Democrats to stay home at all times or risk arbitrary imprisonment.
1/2
The current immigration crackdown is directly related to voter suppression.
1. By targeting any and all brown people, they are telling people who tend to vote more for Democrats to stay home at all times or risk arbitrary imprisonment.
1/2
October 27, 2025 at 11:23 PM
I don't know who needs to hear this...
The current immigration crackdown is directly related to voter suppression.
1. By targeting any and all brown people, they are telling people who tend to vote more for Democrats to stay home at all times or risk arbitrary imprisonment.
1/2
The current immigration crackdown is directly related to voter suppression.
1. By targeting any and all brown people, they are telling people who tend to vote more for Democrats to stay home at all times or risk arbitrary imprisonment.
1/2
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Whenever people complain about the number of folks relying on food stamps, it is worth reminding them that SNAP is, by too large of a degree, a subsidy for corporations that refuse to pay a living wage and their political allies who reject public policy prescriptions to reduce income inequality.
October 27, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Whenever people complain about the number of folks relying on food stamps, it is worth reminding them that SNAP is, by too large of a degree, a subsidy for corporations that refuse to pay a living wage and their political allies who reject public policy prescriptions to reduce income inequality.
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I’ve never donated to Wikipedia before but I set up a small monthly donation as a fuck you to the world’s richest psychopath.
Elon Musk takes aim at Wikipedia
Musk has denounced Wikipedia as "Wokepedia" on X and urged people not to donate to the platform.
www.newsweek.com
December 26, 2024 at 12:03 PM
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