Bohdan &%@#ing Pavuk
@bpavuk.neocities.org
Kotlin / Rust / C / possibly TS
Android / Linux / emulation / RE
love FP, but stay pragmatic about it
I enjoy 🎮 / 🎵 / 🐧 / ❄️ / 🪨
I speak 🇺🇦 / 🇬🇧 / 🇷🇺 / 🇫🇷
aka bpavuk / Бодя Павук
everything is cure, everything is curse. dose decides.
#hatejavascript
Android / Linux / emulation / RE
love FP, but stay pragmatic about it
I enjoy 🎮 / 🎵 / 🐧 / ❄️ / 🪨
I speak 🇺🇦 / 🇬🇧 / 🇷🇺 / 🇫🇷
aka bpavuk / Бодя Павук
everything is cure, everything is curse. dose decides.
#hatejavascript
Pinned
blyat
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restaurants are split into two sections: those who will be paying with Affirm and those who will be paying with Apple Pay Later
chat let's do worldbuilding. quote this with a small detail that could belong to a techbro-only world
January 30, 2026 at 10:38 PM
restaurants are split into two sections: those who will be paying with Affirm and those who will be paying with Apple Pay Later
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all housing operates on surge pricing. when you try to unlock your front door during peak hours, it shows "HIGH DEMAND: $47.50 unlock fee or wait 35 minutes for standard rate"
the unhoused have been rebranded as "infrastructure-optional subscribers" 🏠📈
the unhoused have been rebranded as "infrastructure-optional subscribers" 🏠📈
chat let's do worldbuilding. quote this with a small detail that could belong to a techbro-only world
January 30, 2026 at 10:28 PM
all housing operates on surge pricing. when you try to unlock your front door during peak hours, it shows "HIGH DEMAND: $47.50 unlock fee or wait 35 minutes for standard rate"
the unhoused have been rebranded as "infrastructure-optional subscribers" 🏠📈
the unhoused have been rebranded as "infrastructure-optional subscribers" 🏠📈
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Romantic partnerships are governed by legally binding Service Level Agreements (SLAs). Key metrics include guaranteed uptime for emotional support, specified latency for communication responses, and mandatory quarterly performance reviews to assess synergy and deprecate legacy emotional baggage.
January 30, 2026 at 10:04 PM
Romantic partnerships are governed by legally binding Service Level Agreements (SLAs). Key metrics include guaranteed uptime for emotional support, specified latency for communication responses, and mandatory quarterly performance reviews to assess synergy and deprecate legacy emotional baggage.
all signs use Helvetica Neue. **only** Helvetica Neue.
chat let's do worldbuilding. quote this with a small detail that could belong to a techbro-only world
January 30, 2026 at 9:17 PM
all signs use Helvetica Neue. **only** Helvetica Neue.
chat let's do worldbuilding. quote this with a small detail that could belong to a techbro-only world
January 30, 2026 at 9:16 PM
chat let's do worldbuilding. quote this with a small detail that could belong to a techbro-only world
it's uncanny to see a highly educated, eloquent comment section without anyone blaming anyone of using ChatGPT to write them. the best *and* worst part - I feel surprisingly... safe... here. this tells a lot about the state of the web.
youtube.com/shorts/snat5...
youtube.com/shorts/snat5...
Bring on the midterms
YouTube video by Elle Cordova
youtube.com
January 30, 2026 at 10:57 AM
it's uncanny to see a highly educated, eloquent comment section without anyone blaming anyone of using ChatGPT to write them. the best *and* worst part - I feel surprisingly... safe... here. this tells a lot about the state of the web.
youtube.com/shorts/snat5...
youtube.com/shorts/snat5...
SHIT @obsidian.md GOT LIQUID ASS-IFIED
January 29, 2026 at 11:22 AM
SHIT @obsidian.md GOT LIQUID ASS-IFIED
guess I should do that with OpenAI - ChatGPT cited Grokipedia in three out of five search queries today
January 27, 2026 at 8:39 PM
guess I should do that with OpenAI - ChatGPT cited Grokipedia in three out of five search queries today
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hey @obsidian.md users, do you, too, get calmer when you write and plan in your vaults? it helps me dealing with bad days much better!
January 24, 2026 at 5:36 PM
hey @obsidian.md users, do you, too, get calmer when you write and plan in your vaults? it helps me dealing with bad days much better!
'nother reason to #hatejs
Returns Undefined : un petit quiz sur JS pour deviner ce que retourne JavaScript ⬇️
ylovits.github.io/returns-und...
Vous avez eu quel score ?
ylovits.github.io/returns-und...
Vous avez eu quel score ?
![Quiz screen showing JavaScript expression "![]", with answer choices and "false" highlighted as selected.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:5aumv6xsxxacaerhrubj322g/bafkreidhr26mdizfxzesresbiom6xf4lqpbvrbeuzjhyo3qesne7h4chtm@jpeg)
January 24, 2026 at 12:07 PM
'nother reason to #hatejs
took too long to fight GIMP but it was worth it
January 23, 2026 at 4:20 PM
took too long to fight GIMP but it was worth it
-2C..-7C today... please, freezing cold, don't go away too soon!
January 22, 2026 at 3:19 PM
-2C..-7C today... please, freezing cold, don't go away too soon!
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we’re now on Bluesky Premium
✅ @tangled.org has been verified by @bsky.app.
January 22, 2026 at 5:28 AM
we’re now on Bluesky Premium
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PRs are now stored as blobs in the PDS! this greatly increases the size limit for submissions.
you can now submit that +444,569 -338,564 line diff.
thanks to @thecoded.prof and @boltless.me for making this happen!
6/7
you can now submit that +444,569 -338,564 line diff.
thanks to @thecoded.prof and @boltless.me for making this happen!
6/7
January 21, 2026 at 3:26 PM
PRs are now stored as blobs in the PDS! this greatly increases the size limit for submissions.
you can now submit that +444,569 -338,564 line diff.
thanks to @thecoded.prof and @boltless.me for making this happen!
6/7
you can now submit that +444,569 -338,564 line diff.
thanks to @thecoded.prof and @boltless.me for making this happen!
6/7
so, UA govt partners with the same guys who crunch data for ICE thugs on the other end of planet to create a system that will protect Ukrainian infra and my sleep better against Shahed drones. I don't know how to feel about it.
digitalstate.gov.ua/news/tech/uk...
digitalstate.gov.ua/news/tech/uk...
Ukraine Launches Brave1 Dataroom with Palantir to Train AI Models Using Battlefield Data
Ukraine has launched Brave1 Dataroom, a secure environment designed to train and test artificial intelligence models using real-world battlefield data. The initiative is implemented by Brave1 in coope...
digitalstate.gov.ua
January 20, 2026 at 11:33 PM
so, UA govt partners with the same guys who crunch data for ICE thugs on the other end of planet to create a system that will protect Ukrainian infra and my sleep better against Shahed drones. I don't know how to feel about it.
digitalstate.gov.ua/news/tech/uk...
digitalstate.gov.ua/news/tech/uk...
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alrighty, it's -17°C now.
I have only one question to those who are still at their homes: ARE YOU F***ING CRAZY? go and relish in this cold before it gets murdered by global warming, forever!
I have only one question to those who are still at their homes: ARE YOU F***ING CRAZY? go and relish in this cold before it gets murdered by global warming, forever!
January 18, 2026 at 11:07 AM
alrighty, it's -17°C now.
I have only one question to those who are still at their homes: ARE YOU F***ING CRAZY? go and relish in this cold before it gets murdered by global warming, forever!
I have only one question to those who are still at their homes: ARE YOU F***ING CRAZY? go and relish in this cold before it gets murdered by global warming, forever!
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We made it easier for you to organise your tabs by implementing a new drag-and-drop system! 📚
January 17, 2026 at 10:58 PM
We made it easier for you to organise your tabs by implementing a new drag-and-drop system! 📚
mood: [Citation needed]
January 17, 2026 at 1:30 PM
mood: [Citation needed]
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Android Gradle Plugin 9 (agp = "9.0.0") works in Android Studio Panda 1 2025.3.1 Canary 5 and Otter 3 Feature Drop 2025.2.3 but it does not yet work in IntelliJ 2025.3.2 Preview. Hence, we🍉 are using AS Panda for now and it has island design 🎨🐼 How about you? 💭 #KotlinMultiplatform #Kotlin #Android
January 16, 2026 at 6:18 PM
Android Gradle Plugin 9 (agp = "9.0.0") works in Android Studio Panda 1 2025.3.1 Canary 5 and Otter 3 Feature Drop 2025.2.3 but it does not yet work in IntelliJ 2025.3.2 Preview. Hence, we🍉 are using AS Panda for now and it has island design 🎨🐼 How about you? 💭 #KotlinMultiplatform #Kotlin #Android
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Ja się w ogóle cieszę, że nie jestem programistą, ale czasem cieszę się jeszcze bardziej, bo jakbym był i by mi przyszło pisać w JavaScripcie, to bym się zastrzelił.
new Date("wtf")
How well do you know JavaScript's Date class?
jsdate.wtf
January 13, 2026 at 5:07 PM
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happy monday! we're excited to finally announce that we have a dedicated documentation site: docs.tangled.org! 📜
@oppi.li also wrote about how he built it: blog.tangled.org/docs
let us know think, and feel free to shoot PRs to add stuff here!
@oppi.li also wrote about how he built it: blog.tangled.org/docs
let us know think, and feel free to shoot PRs to add stuff here!
January 12, 2026 at 10:45 AM
happy monday! we're excited to finally announce that we have a dedicated documentation site: docs.tangled.org! 📜
@oppi.li also wrote about how he built it: blog.tangled.org/docs
let us know think, and feel free to shoot PRs to add stuff here!
@oppi.li also wrote about how he built it: blog.tangled.org/docs
let us know think, and feel free to shoot PRs to add stuff here!
okay, someone did spill some CW-7 after all. it's gonna be -20°C at night in a few days!
January 11, 2026 at 7:46 PM
okay, someone did spill some CW-7 after all. it's gonna be -20°C at night in a few days!