Tige Schornack
@tigeschornack.bsky.social
ELA teacher. Lover of golf, reading and writing poetry, and beer. Broncos, Nuggets, Avalanche, Braves, and Colorado State University-Pueblo Thunderwolves.
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This presidential “pardon,” as it’s for a state crime, is the equivalent of digital toilet paper, only flimsier and serving a less useful purpose.
December 12, 2025 at 12:20 AM
This presidential “pardon,” as it’s for a state crime, is the equivalent of digital toilet paper, only flimsier and serving a less useful purpose.
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Affordability is a hoax the economy is the greatest it’s ever been that’s why I’m announcing a 12 billion aid package to farmers because it’s so great they need more money to handle all of the current money they are making.
December 12, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Affordability is a hoax the economy is the greatest it’s ever been that’s why I’m announcing a 12 billion aid package to farmers because it’s so great they need more money to handle all of the current money they are making.
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It happened to me
December 12, 2025 at 4:20 AM
It happened to me
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These covers definitely highlight why, and with no sense of irony.
Time Magazine puts the "architects of AI" on its Person of the Year cover time.com/7339685/pers...
December 11, 2025 at 10:32 PM
These covers definitely highlight why, and with no sense of irony.
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Houses are expensive because billionaires gobble up homes and fix the rent or turn them into Airbnbs. The billionaires want you to think immigrants are buying up all the property.
Secretary Scott Turner: "We need to continue to deport illegals that are taking houses from the American people"
December 10, 2025 at 1:41 PM
Houses are expensive because billionaires gobble up homes and fix the rent or turn them into Airbnbs. The billionaires want you to think immigrants are buying up all the property.
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Weirdly, KISS came to the White House and were the only ones not wearing bizarre makeup
December 10, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Weirdly, KISS came to the White House and were the only ones not wearing bizarre makeup
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This entire grift relies on convincing people that they don't know how to do the things they have always known how to do, and ironically, if it works, we will, in a very short amount of time, forget how to do all the things we have always known how to do.
Jimmy Fallon: "And do you use ChatGPT when raising your baby?"
Sam Altman: "I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT."
Sam Altman: "I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT."
December 9, 2025 at 3:40 PM
This entire grift relies on convincing people that they don't know how to do the things they have always known how to do, and ironically, if it works, we will, in a very short amount of time, forget how to do all the things we have always known how to do.
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Will Arnett was on Conan and told a story about how Conan dealt with the death of his parents by accusing Jason Bateman of killing them. It’s so funny.
December 9, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Will Arnett was on Conan and told a story about how Conan dealt with the death of his parents by accusing Jason Bateman of killing them. It’s so funny.
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YOUR STUDENTS ARE NOT YOUR CUSTOMERS.
Get the fuck out of education if that's the way you're talking about them.
Get the fuck out of education if that's the way you're talking about them.
Yes we all agree that this is the reason colleges are in trouble
December 9, 2025 at 5:14 PM
YOUR STUDENTS ARE NOT YOUR CUSTOMERS.
Get the fuck out of education if that's the way you're talking about them.
Get the fuck out of education if that's the way you're talking about them.
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I'm not a cat guy, but I love this!!
December 8, 2025 at 6:29 PM
I'm not a cat guy, but I love this!!
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You know inflation's bad when the Rivers can't afford daycare.
The Colts are planning to bring potential Hall of Fame QB Philip Rivers into their facility Tuesday to work out to see if he may join their practice squad, per me & Mike Garafolo.
This is real. Daniel Jones’ season is over, Riley Leonard will start, but Rivers may be an option.
This is real. Daniel Jones’ season is over, Riley Leonard will start, but Rivers may be an option.
December 9, 2025 at 12:05 AM
You know inflation's bad when the Rivers can't afford daycare.
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As seen on the Broncos subreddit. Twas a great change from the usual feelings … 😝
December 8, 2025 at 6:48 PM
As seen on the Broncos subreddit. Twas a great change from the usual feelings … 😝
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thank god the rockies don’t play this time of year
December 8, 2025 at 1:33 AM
thank god the rockies don’t play this time of year
Good day for Denver sports.
a young boy sits at a desk in front of a computer screen
ALT: a young boy sits at a desk in front of a computer screen
media.tenor.com
December 8, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Good day for Denver sports.
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December 8, 2025 at 12:03 AM
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Go Ram. Fuck CU!
December 7, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Go Ram. Fuck CU!
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Tomorrow, the Hall of Fame will announce the Contemporary Era players getting in. I drew this plaque of Dale Murphy, I think it’s TIME!
December 6, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Tomorrow, the Hall of Fame will announce the Contemporary Era players getting in. I drew this plaque of Dale Murphy, I think it’s TIME!
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December 6, 2025 at 3:21 AM
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Green Giant Offering Program Where Gun Owners Can Trade In Firearms For Green Beans https://theonion.com/green-giant-offering-program-where-gun-owners-can-trade-1838097221/
December 6, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Green Giant Offering Program Where Gun Owners Can Trade In Firearms For Green Beans https://theonion.com/green-giant-offering-program-where-gun-owners-can-trade-1838097221/
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"The leopard who eats faces told me that he wouldn't eat faces but now he's eating faces. Did he lie to me?"
December 5, 2025 at 4:32 PM
"The leopard who eats faces told me that he wouldn't eat faces but now he's eating faces. Did he lie to me?"
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Cassidy continues to pay lip service to the public health catastrophe he created with his cowardice.
December 5, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Cassidy continues to pay lip service to the public health catastrophe he created with his cowardice.
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I hope to stick around in Colorado and find a way to contribute to the community no matter what the future holds.
I’m so mad we are going to lose this man in Denver.
Viewer feedback is a gift
December 4, 2025 at 5:22 PM
I hope to stick around in Colorado and find a way to contribute to the community no matter what the future holds.
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