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Tige Schornack
@tigeschornack.bsky.social
ELA teacher. Lover of golf, reading and writing poetry, and beer. Broncos, Nuggets, Avalanche, Braves, and Colorado State University-Pueblo Thunderwolves.
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December 13, 2025 at 9:11 PM
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This presidential “pardon,” as it’s for a state crime, is the equivalent of digital toilet paper, only flimsier and serving a less useful purpose.
December 12, 2025 at 12:20 AM
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Affordability is a hoax the economy is the greatest it’s ever been that’s why I’m announcing a 12 billion aid package to farmers because it’s so great they need more money to handle all of the current money they are making.
December 12, 2025 at 2:34 PM
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It happened to me
December 12, 2025 at 4:20 AM
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These covers definitely highlight why, and with no sense of irony.
Time Magazine puts the "architects of AI" on its Person of the Year cover time.com/7339685/pers...
December 11, 2025 at 10:32 PM
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Houses are expensive because billionaires gobble up homes and fix the rent or turn them into Airbnbs. The billionaires want you to think immigrants are buying up all the property.
Secretary Scott Turner: "We need to continue to deport illegals that are taking houses from the American people"
December 10, 2025 at 1:41 PM
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Weirdly, KISS came to the White House and were the only ones not wearing bizarre makeup
December 10, 2025 at 12:32 AM
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This entire grift relies on convincing people that they don't know how to do the things they have always known how to do, and ironically, if it works, we will, in a very short amount of time, forget how to do all the things we have always known how to do.
Jimmy Fallon: "And do you use ChatGPT when raising your baby?"

Sam Altman: "I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT."
December 9, 2025 at 3:40 PM
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Will Arnett was on Conan and told a story about how Conan dealt with the death of his parents by accusing Jason Bateman of killing them. It’s so funny.
December 9, 2025 at 5:35 PM
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YOUR STUDENTS ARE NOT YOUR CUSTOMERS.

Get the fuck out of education if that's the way you're talking about them.
Yes we all agree that this is the reason colleges are in trouble
December 9, 2025 at 5:14 PM
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I'm not a cat guy, but I love this!!
December 8, 2025 at 6:29 PM
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You know inflation's bad when the Rivers can't afford daycare.
The Colts are planning to bring potential Hall of Fame QB Philip Rivers into their facility Tuesday to work out to see if he may join their practice squad, per me & Mike Garafolo.

This is real. Daniel Jones’ season is over, Riley Leonard will start, but Rivers may be an option.
December 9, 2025 at 12:05 AM
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As seen on the Broncos subreddit. Twas a great change from the usual feelings … 😝
December 8, 2025 at 6:48 PM
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thank god the rockies don’t play this time of year
December 8, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Good day for Denver sports.
a young boy sits at a desk in front of a computer screen
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December 8, 2025 at 1:29 AM
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December 7, 2025 at 9:01 PM
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Go Ram. Fuck CU!
December 7, 2025 at 12:56 AM
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Tomorrow, the Hall of Fame will announce the Contemporary Era players getting in. I drew this plaque of Dale Murphy, I think it’s TIME!
December 6, 2025 at 11:55 PM
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Suck a big fat dick, every other city.
ESPECIALLY Kansas City
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December 6, 2025 at 3:21 AM
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Green Giant Offering Program Where Gun Owners Can Trade In Firearms For Green Beans https://theonion.com/green-giant-offering-program-where-gun-owners-can-trade-1838097221/
December 6, 2025 at 4:00 PM
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"The leopard who eats faces told me that he wouldn't eat faces but now he's eating faces. Did he lie to me?"
“What have I done!” 🤡
December 5, 2025 at 4:32 PM
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Cassidy continues to pay lip service to the public health catastrophe he created with his cowardice.
December 5, 2025 at 4:54 PM
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I hope to stick around in Colorado and find a way to contribute to the community no matter what the future holds.
I’m so mad we are going to lose this man in Denver.
Viewer feedback is a gift
December 4, 2025 at 5:22 PM
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December 4, 2025 at 5:24 PM