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Tariff Tim and the “Groceries” @sportsballitics.bsky.social · Feb 18

Peace out, Twitter. 16 years. Built a career there. Made friends there. Gone.

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Tariff Tim and the “Groceries” @sportsballitics.bsky.social · 16h

Denver Broncos, Nik Bonitto each on pace for NFL single-season sack records |

Denver Broncos, Nik Bonitto on pace for NFL single-season sack records - Mile High Sports

Nik Bonitto is on a tear, and so are his Broncos. Bonitto and the team could earn NFL records this year.

milehighsports.com

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Phineasferatu @phineas.bsky.social · 20h

A squirrel is standing inside and peeking over the top rim of a hollowed out pumpkin. The top of the pumpkin can be seen behind. The squirrel is wearing a slouchy black witch hat with orange stripes and holding a squirrel-sized chef knife. The knife is because the squirrel has carved the words ‘MAYBE IT WILL HAPPEN’ in the side of the pumpkin and in the ground in front the word ‘TODAY’ has been spelled with stringy orange pumpkin guts with seeds scattered all around.

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Tariff Tim and the “Groceries” @sportsballitics.bsky.social · 12h

This is incredible.

Matinee Mode @matineemode.bsky.social · 14h

Take a few minutes to appreciate Drew Struzan creating the original artwork for THE PHANTOM MENACE. Truly a master at work.

Tariff Tim and the “Groceries” @sportsballitics.bsky.social · 12h

Matt Peart surprisingly placed on IR today by the Broncos. I didn’t see him get hurt on Sunday.

He was filling in for injured Ben Powers and was on field goal and PAT teams.

Not great for the O-line depth.

Tariff Tim and the “Groceries” @sportsballitics.bsky.social · 13h

You know how they say people look like each other when they've been married a while? ...

The Associated Press @apnews.com · 13h

A 38-year-old man has pleaded guilty to attempted murder and arson for setting fires inside the official residence of Gov. Josh Shapiro.

What to know about the arson fire and attempted murder at the Pennsylvania governor's mansion

A 38-year-old man has pleaded guilty to attempted murder and arson for setting fires inside the official residence of Gov. Josh Shapiro.

bit.ly

Tariff Tim and the “Groceries” @sportsballitics.bsky.social · 13h

Yeah, but it's not going to go well if it gets to that. They have a literal army.

Tariff Tim and the “Groceries” @sportsballitics.bsky.social · 14h

LFG

Matt Sebastian @mattsebastian.com · 15h

DIA says it doesn't have screens at TSA checkpoints to show the video, but Colorado Springs says its airport "is a facility for transportation, not for opinion. We are here to run a safe and efficient airport and not to push out political and religious views onto our users.”

Denver, Colorado Springs airports won’t play Kristi Noem video blaming Democrats for shutdown

Since last Thursday, Homeland Security officials have been asking airport operators to show the video at Transportation Security Administration checkpoints

www.denverpost.com

Tariff Tim and the “Groceries” @sportsballitics.bsky.social · 14h

Feels like a make or break year. Or two. Need to get another champ now or never.

Tariff Tim and the “Groceries” @sportsballitics.bsky.social · 14h

Citizens are going to start shooting eventually. Then it’s gonna get really bad.

News Eye @newseye.bsky.social · 14h

BREAKING: Major clashes in southeast Chicago this pm.

DHS agents who crashed a car had eggs thrown at them. According to ABC7, they then fired pepper balls at local residents. It’s now a scene of flying rocks & tear gas.

Chicago was never a war zone. But Trump’s militia is turning it into one.

Tariff Tim and the “Groceries” @sportsballitics.bsky.social · 14h

It me

macnult @macnult.com · 14h

drinking lead and pumping iron

Tariff Tim and the “Groceries” @sportsballitics.bsky.social · 14h

I wrote a poem earlier this year called “Is this why people believe in God?”

Tariff Tim and the “Groceries” @sportsballitics.bsky.social · 14h

These neighbors seem to be having a Halloween decoration competition. Across the street from one another.

A beautiful corner house has a ton of Halloween decor. Skeletons in a pool… it seems to be a frat house.

Across the street another giant, beautiful old house. Their theme is construction workers (this part of town has been worked on since summer). The 7 skeletons all have reflective vests and helmets on.

Tariff Tim and the “Groceries” @sportsballitics.bsky.social · 15h

I guess it has a very low amount. But any lead is bad. Sigh.

Tariff Tim and the “Groceries” @sportsballitics.bsky.social · 15h

Fuck yeah! My protein has a lot of lead in it. Good thing I take it every morning and sometimes more than once a day when I want a smoothie. FUCK

paris martineau @paris.nyc · 17h

my latest investigation for @consumerreports.org is based on months of reporting and 60+ lab tests of leading protein supplements

we found that most protein powders and shakes have more lead in one serving than our experts say is safe to have in a day (🧵)

www.consumerreports.org/lead/protein...

Protein Powders and Shakes Contain High Levels of Lead - Consumer Reports

CR tests of 23 popular protein powders and shakes found that most contain high levels of lead.

www.consumerreports.org

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Tariff Tim and the “Groceries” @sportsballitics.bsky.social · 16h

They're already saying they are going to halve the amount of aid because Hamas took too long to return prisoners. Israel isn't going to stop.

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Aaron Schatz @aaronschatz.com · 16h

The Broncos currently have a sack rate of 13.7%. (That's actual sack rate, not my adjusted sack rate numbers.)

Highest sack rates since 1978 over a full season:
1984 Bears 14.2%
1978 Lions 13.6%
1989 Vikings 12.7%

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Tariff Tim and the “Groceries” @sportsballitics.bsky.social · 16h

Denver Broncos, Nik Bonitto each on pace for NFL single-season sack records |

Denver Broncos, Nik Bonitto on pace for NFL single-season sack records - Mile High Sports

Nik Bonitto is on a tear, and so are his Broncos. Bonitto and the team could earn NFL records this year.

milehighsports.com

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Tariff Tim and the “Groceries” @sportsballitics.bsky.social · 17h

Thanks, Denny, for sharing, and for being an inspiration for my new site/newsletter Broncos Blitz.

If you aren't subscribed to Bad Faith Times, you should be. www.badfaithtimes.com

Tariff Tim and the “Groceries” @sportsballitics.bsky.social · 17h

e4eryun is a c0pyverter

Tariff Tim and the “Groceries” @sportsballitics.bsky.social · 18h

He looks 90.

Tariff Tim and the “Groceries” @sportsballitics.bsky.social · 18h

Broncos have arguably the best defense in the NFL and their mediocre offense is weighing them down.

Tariff Tim and the “Groceries” @sportsballitics.bsky.social · 18h

Christ, he looks terrible.

And fuck Marc Benioff for buying TIME and making it state propaganda

Karl (sad trombone noise enthusiast) @brainnotonyet.bsky.social · 1d

Time magazine doing Nazi propaganda and using its language

This is very very specific language they only had one parallel and it’s originally in German.

TIME
HIS
TRIUMPH
by ERIC CORTELLESSA
THE LEADER
ISRAEL NEEDED
by EHUD BARAK
HOW GAZA HEALS
by MUHAMMAD BIN ABDULKARIM AL-ISSA

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Tariff Tim and the “Groceries” @sportsballitics.bsky.social · 18h

@broncogirldad.bsky.social DT going into the Ring of Fame this week when you're there. Pretty badass.

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Tariff Tim and the “Groceries” @sportsballitics.bsky.social · 18h

Yep. Exactly. They are smiling and laughing and owning the libs

Tariff Tim and the “Groceries” @sportsballitics.bsky.social · 18h

The Chiefs are Trump.

The NYT (The Athletic) and rest of the media love the Chiefs to win. They want them to win because so many people hate them. This is good for their publication because people will hate-read.

Also, Brittany supports Trump, Patrick probably does too, Chiefs fans=racists.

The Athletic @theathletic.com · 20h

A lot can change in a week.

The Chiefs are up 10 spots, the Bills are down 12, and the Jets are… well, the Jets.

www.nytimes.com/athletic/671...

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