Tige Schornack
@tigeschornack.bsky.social
ELA teacher. Lover of golf, reading and writing poetry, and beer. Broncos, Nuggets, Avalanche, Braves, and Colorado State University-Pueblo Thunderwolves.
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Weirdly, KISS came to the White House and were the only ones not wearing bizarre makeup
December 10, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Weirdly, KISS came to the White House and were the only ones not wearing bizarre makeup
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This entire grift relies on convincing people that they don't know how to do the things they have always known how to do, and ironically, if it works, we will, in a very short amount of time, forget how to do all the things we have always known how to do.
Jimmy Fallon: "And do you use ChatGPT when raising your baby?"
Sam Altman: "I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT."
Sam Altman: "I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT."
December 9, 2025 at 3:40 PM
This entire grift relies on convincing people that they don't know how to do the things they have always known how to do, and ironically, if it works, we will, in a very short amount of time, forget how to do all the things we have always known how to do.
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Will Arnett was on Conan and told a story about how Conan dealt with the death of his parents by accusing Jason Bateman of killing them. It’s so funny.
December 9, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Will Arnett was on Conan and told a story about how Conan dealt with the death of his parents by accusing Jason Bateman of killing them. It’s so funny.
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YOUR STUDENTS ARE NOT YOUR CUSTOMERS.
Get the fuck out of education if that's the way you're talking about them.
Get the fuck out of education if that's the way you're talking about them.
Yes we all agree that this is the reason colleges are in trouble
December 9, 2025 at 5:14 PM
YOUR STUDENTS ARE NOT YOUR CUSTOMERS.
Get the fuck out of education if that's the way you're talking about them.
Get the fuck out of education if that's the way you're talking about them.
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I'm not a cat guy, but I love this!!
December 8, 2025 at 6:29 PM
I'm not a cat guy, but I love this!!
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You know inflation's bad when the Rivers can't afford daycare.
The Colts are planning to bring potential Hall of Fame QB Philip Rivers into their facility Tuesday to work out to see if he may join their practice squad, per me & Mike Garafolo.
This is real. Daniel Jones’ season is over, Riley Leonard will start, but Rivers may be an option.
This is real. Daniel Jones’ season is over, Riley Leonard will start, but Rivers may be an option.
December 9, 2025 at 12:05 AM
You know inflation's bad when the Rivers can't afford daycare.
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As seen on the Broncos subreddit. Twas a great change from the usual feelings … 😝
December 8, 2025 at 6:48 PM
As seen on the Broncos subreddit. Twas a great change from the usual feelings … 😝
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thank god the rockies don’t play this time of year
December 8, 2025 at 1:33 AM
thank god the rockies don’t play this time of year
Good day for Denver sports.
a young boy sits at a desk in front of a computer screen
ALT: a young boy sits at a desk in front of a computer screen
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December 8, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Good day for Denver sports.
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December 8, 2025 at 12:03 AM
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Go Ram. Fuck CU!
December 7, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Go Ram. Fuck CU!
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Tomorrow, the Hall of Fame will announce the Contemporary Era players getting in. I drew this plaque of Dale Murphy, I think it’s TIME!
December 6, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Tomorrow, the Hall of Fame will announce the Contemporary Era players getting in. I drew this plaque of Dale Murphy, I think it’s TIME!
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December 6, 2025 at 3:21 AM
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Green Giant Offering Program Where Gun Owners Can Trade In Firearms For Green Beans https://theonion.com/green-giant-offering-program-where-gun-owners-can-trade-1838097221/
December 6, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Green Giant Offering Program Where Gun Owners Can Trade In Firearms For Green Beans https://theonion.com/green-giant-offering-program-where-gun-owners-can-trade-1838097221/
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"The leopard who eats faces told me that he wouldn't eat faces but now he's eating faces. Did he lie to me?"
December 5, 2025 at 4:32 PM
"The leopard who eats faces told me that he wouldn't eat faces but now he's eating faces. Did he lie to me?"
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Cassidy continues to pay lip service to the public health catastrophe he created with his cowardice.
December 5, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Cassidy continues to pay lip service to the public health catastrophe he created with his cowardice.
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I hope to stick around in Colorado and find a way to contribute to the community no matter what the future holds.
I’m so mad we are going to lose this man in Denver.
Viewer feedback is a gift
December 4, 2025 at 5:22 PM
I hope to stick around in Colorado and find a way to contribute to the community no matter what the future holds.
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Had another complaint. Someone emailed us saying that this billboard upset them because they themselves didn’t like dogs. We emailed back “well you know what to do then” 😂
December 3, 2025 at 9:53 AM
Had another complaint. Someone emailed us saying that this billboard upset them because they themselves didn’t like dogs. We emailed back “well you know what to do then” 😂
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If an elderly cancer survivor didn’t want to spend 9 years in prison, because that would terrible and not worth the risk, she shouldn’t have committed four felony counts of election fraud…
December 4, 2025 at 1:49 AM
If an elderly cancer survivor didn’t want to spend 9 years in prison, because that would terrible and not worth the risk, she shouldn’t have committed four felony counts of election fraud…
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They used to have to wear masks and pillow cases over their heads because, even in their retched souls, they knew how vile they were. They didn’t want to be “known” in public. Trump has allowed this racist shit to come out from the darkness of shame. They’re no longer hiding.
Trump, continued: "What the Somalian people have done to Minnesota is not even believable. It’s not even believable. And a lot of it starts with the governor. A lot of it starts with Barack HUSSEIN Obama, because that’s when people started coming in... They want to kiss our country good night."
December 3, 2025 at 9:58 PM
They used to have to wear masks and pillow cases over their heads because, even in their retched souls, they knew how vile they were. They didn’t want to be “known” in public. Trump has allowed this racist shit to come out from the darkness of shame. They’re no longer hiding.
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NEW: Colorado Secretary of State Jena Griswold (D) is the latest state election leader to reject a request from the U.S. Department of Justice (DOJ) to share private, unredacted voter data with the federal government. www.democracydocket.com/news-alerts/...
Colorado Tells DOJ ‘Take a Hike’ as It Rejects Demand for Statewide Voter Data
Read more here.
www.democracydocket.com
December 3, 2025 at 11:24 PM
NEW: Colorado Secretary of State Jena Griswold (D) is the latest state election leader to reject a request from the U.S. Department of Justice (DOJ) to share private, unredacted voter data with the federal government. www.democracydocket.com/news-alerts/...
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Nailed. It.
This is the kind of man you want leading your country.
This is the kind of man you want leading your country.
December 3, 2025 at 12:15 PM
Nailed. It.
This is the kind of man you want leading your country.
This is the kind of man you want leading your country.
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Let me be clear, I'll take the good plays Bo Nix brings to the table for the occasional misfire like that Bobby Wagner pick, especially if he's consistently carrying the offense as he's had to tonight.
That touchdown to Courtland Sutton can't be taught.
That touchdown to Courtland Sutton can't be taught.
December 1, 2025 at 3:47 AM
Let me be clear, I'll take the good plays Bo Nix brings to the table for the occasional misfire like that Bobby Wagner pick, especially if he's consistently carrying the offense as he's had to tonight.
That touchdown to Courtland Sutton can't be taught.
That touchdown to Courtland Sutton can't be taught.