Squirrelly Sam
@thurstonsam.bsky.social
Your favorite reply guy's favorite reply guy.
I do computer stuff for farmers and sometimes for fun. I like to make useful things out of wood.
I do computer stuff for farmers and sometimes for fun. I like to make useful things out of wood.
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hello 911? yea me again…something was on my tv that wasnt tailored specifically to the demographic im in
February 10, 2026 at 3:51 AM
hello 911? yea me again…something was on my tv that wasnt tailored specifically to the demographic im in
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Okay, I’ve heard all the criticisms. I agree now that my plan to create a Jonestown on Mars was foolish and dangerous. I will instead be building a much more achievable Jonestown on the Moon
February 10, 2026 at 1:29 AM
Okay, I’ve heard all the criticisms. I agree now that my plan to create a Jonestown on Mars was foolish and dangerous. I will instead be building a much more achievable Jonestown on the Moon
I'm not gonna watch Bad Bunny because I can't understand him.
*Puts on Kid Rock singing "Bawitdaba"*
*Puts on Kid Rock singing "Bawitdaba"*
February 9, 2026 at 11:15 PM
I'm not gonna watch Bad Bunny because I can't understand him.
*Puts on Kid Rock singing "Bawitdaba"*
*Puts on Kid Rock singing "Bawitdaba"*
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tfw you're pretty sure they made a new Signal war plans chat without you
February 6, 2026 at 4:46 AM
tfw you're pretty sure they made a new Signal war plans chat without you
Nobody hated Spider-Man so much
February 6, 2026 at 4:46 AM
Nobody hated Spider-Man so much
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Dance like people are watching and you’re trying to make them upset
February 6, 2026 at 2:46 AM
Dance like people are watching and you’re trying to make them upset
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I just got deeply nostalgic for going to the Lan Su garden and reading with a cup of jasmine pearls on a cold rainy day.
February 4, 2026 at 2:22 AM
I just got deeply nostalgic for going to the Lan Su garden and reading with a cup of jasmine pearls on a cold rainy day.
Panic! At the yurt
love shack
anger cottage
panic yurt
sorrow hovel
shame hole
anger cottage
panic yurt
sorrow hovel
shame hole
February 4, 2026 at 2:18 AM
Panic! At the yurt
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happening this morning in Minneapolis -- ICE agents drawing guns on observers. I reiterate again that it is only a matter of time before DHS kills more innocent people in Minnesota. Congress needs to shut this shit down right now.
February 3, 2026 at 4:19 PM
happening this morning in Minneapolis -- ICE agents drawing guns on observers. I reiterate again that it is only a matter of time before DHS kills more innocent people in Minnesota. Congress needs to shut this shit down right now.
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I'm so hard rn
Her: how hard?
Me: like a small shrub or picket fence in GTAV. I'm that gard
Her: OOOooohhhhHH!! 💦
Her: how hard?
Me: like a small shrub or picket fence in GTAV. I'm that gard
Her: OOOooohhhhHH!! 💦
February 2, 2026 at 9:22 AM
I'm so hard rn
Her: how hard?
Me: like a small shrub or picket fence in GTAV. I'm that gard
Her: OOOooohhhhHH!! 💦
Her: how hard?
Me: like a small shrub or picket fence in GTAV. I'm that gard
Her: OOOooohhhhHH!! 💦
Tortilla chips with milk for breakfast.
January 28, 2026 at 4:10 PM
Tortilla chips with milk for breakfast.
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one of the funniest things i’ve ever seen
January 27, 2026 at 6:39 PM
one of the funniest things i’ve ever seen
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hand people kde 6 and say "it's a windows 12 prototype"
January 27, 2026 at 3:22 PM
hand people kde 6 and say "it's a windows 12 prototype"
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ask not how you can help your hamburger but how your hamburger can help you
January 27, 2026 at 2:59 PM
ask not how you can help your hamburger but how your hamburger can help you
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I carry around live crickets in case someone tells me a joke.
January 27, 2026 at 3:14 PM
I carry around live crickets in case someone tells me a joke.
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Oh thanks I hadn't noticed anything was amiss until your meme pointed it out.
January 26, 2026 at 7:33 PM
Oh thanks I hadn't noticed anything was amiss until your meme pointed it out.
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The best kinds of football games are the ones where nobody moves the ball in a blizzard and 75% of the commentary is the guys saying “these conditions”
January 25, 2026 at 10:46 PM
The best kinds of football games are the ones where nobody moves the ball in a blizzard and 75% of the commentary is the guys saying “these conditions”
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Some of us out here sporting wire rims so ya'll know you can be nasty and the Internet will have to take our word for it
To combat the cameras in glasses problem we must return to the old ways and banish all spectacle wearers back to the fringes of society from whence they came.
January 24, 2026 at 12:33 PM
Some of us out here sporting wire rims so ya'll know you can be nasty and the Internet will have to take our word for it
I don't think the inventors of AI really thought through the consequences of talentless imbeciles being able to instantly realize their thoughts.
The Trump administration today announced a new government-backed fossil fuel industry mascot.
Meet Coalie the lump of coal!
Meet Coalie the lump of coal!
January 22, 2026 at 10:28 PM
I don't think the inventors of AI really thought through the consequences of talentless imbeciles being able to instantly realize their thoughts.
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People will post "I need a Tylenol" and get like 500 reskeets, while we're out here busting our asses with these jokes EVERY DAY for like 8 likes because we do it for love of the game and also probably mental illness
January 22, 2026 at 4:30 PM
People will post "I need a Tylenol" and get like 500 reskeets, while we're out here busting our asses with these jokes EVERY DAY for like 8 likes because we do it for love of the game and also probably mental illness
Call your house rep today - especially Republican ones - and ask them to vote no on the ice funding bill.
Maybe they won't listen but they should know we're not happy about it
Maybe they won't listen but they should know we're not happy about it
January 22, 2026 at 4:09 PM
Call your house rep today - especially Republican ones - and ask them to vote no on the ice funding bill.
Maybe they won't listen but they should know we're not happy about it
Maybe they won't listen but they should know we're not happy about it
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Whatever is in the Epstein Files is so explosive that the leaders of the Department of Justice are openly breaking the law every day to keep us from seeing it. (Just a reminder amongst all the other stuff flying around.)
January 22, 2026 at 3:03 PM
Whatever is in the Epstein Files is so explosive that the leaders of the Department of Justice are openly breaking the law every day to keep us from seeing it. (Just a reminder amongst all the other stuff flying around.)