thoyotathon
@thomcrowley.bsky.social
I live in a lighthouse. co-host and co-writer of The Big Hollywood Table Read podcast check it out https://linktr.ee/bighollywoodtableread
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All the stars are here: Brantley Gilbert, Brice Bradley, Gabby Babby, Bibb Glibsy, Slab Gabbert, Brice Bryce,
Turning Point USA has announced the performers for their alternative Super Bowl halftime show:
Kid Rock, Brantley Gilbert, Lee Brice, and Gabby Barrett
Kid Rock, Brantley Gilbert, Lee Brice, and Gabby Barrett
February 2, 2026 at 6:54 PM
All the stars are here: Brantley Gilbert, Brice Bradley, Gabby Babby, Bibb Glibsy, Slab Gabbert, Brice Bryce,
they call it a U Turn because the U stands for Upset
January 31, 2026 at 7:54 PM
they call it a U Turn because the U stands for Upset
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If you emailed an elite pervert with normal syntax and punctuation they'd make you immediately and cut off contact. You need to throw some typos and do the Epstein alpha "ghost period" thing . before sending Noam Chomsky some links to The Right Stuff Dot Biz. Then they know you're solid.
January 31, 2026 at 5:07 AM
If you emailed an elite pervert with normal syntax and punctuation they'd make you immediately and cut off contact. You need to throw some typos and do the Epstein alpha "ghost period" thing . before sending Noam Chomsky some links to The Right Stuff Dot Biz. Then they know you're solid.
sad to report that Walter Payton has lost the contest for the Walter Payton Man Of The Year Award for the 40th year in a row
January 26, 2026 at 1:24 AM
sad to report that Walter Payton has lost the contest for the Walter Payton Man Of The Year Award for the 40th year in a row
imagining the idea of the patriots going to the Superbowl by winning the three worst playoff games ever played, actually feels pretty nice!
January 25, 2026 at 9:22 PM
imagining the idea of the patriots going to the Superbowl by winning the three worst playoff games ever played, actually feels pretty nice!
oh you do comedy to be understood in the eyes of others? that's cool man, i do it because what if dracula was a rock and roll guy solving mysteries with a skateboard or gun. what about that.
January 23, 2026 at 12:18 PM
oh you do comedy to be understood in the eyes of others? that's cool man, i do it because what if dracula was a rock and roll guy solving mysteries with a skateboard or gun. what about that.
The Los Angeles Chargers of Anaheim
January 12, 2026 at 1:11 AM
The Los Angeles Chargers of Anaheim
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You can always tell when a new Chat GPT commercial is coming because it's always like someone staring at a pan with a big hunk of chicken in it and then it reveals their search history with something like "Tell me how to not die from salmonella poisoning"
January 11, 2026 at 11:45 PM
You can always tell when a new Chat GPT commercial is coming because it's always like someone staring at a pan with a big hunk of chicken in it and then it reveals their search history with something like "Tell me how to not die from salmonella poisoning"
hey it's me, a photographer on the sideline of an NFL game, and i'm pretty sure a careening, world class athlete is not about to absolutely wreck my shit, so just gonna adjust my massive zoom lens for a second...
January 11, 2026 at 11:30 PM
hey it's me, a photographer on the sideline of an NFL game, and i'm pretty sure a careening, world class athlete is not about to absolutely wreck my shit, so just gonna adjust my massive zoom lens for a second...
kidz bop should release an album of all originals. don't even tell anyone, just earnestly write a dozen songs and drop it on KB 163 or whatever. c'mon.
January 6, 2026 at 2:45 PM
kidz bop should release an album of all originals. don't even tell anyone, just earnestly write a dozen songs and drop it on KB 163 or whatever. c'mon.
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god I miss doing stand up comedy, the thrill of grabbing that mic and saying "Mario from Nintendo is secretly Asian" to 9 other mentally ill people in a semi-abandoned pizza place. the ambitionless excitement of having a bad time
December 23, 2025 at 1:33 PM
god I miss doing stand up comedy, the thrill of grabbing that mic and saying "Mario from Nintendo is secretly Asian" to 9 other mentally ill people in a semi-abandoned pizza place. the ambitionless excitement of having a bad time
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OFFICIALLY-LICENSED AI GOOFY: Gawrsh, buddy! It seems like you've got it all figured out! All signs points to you being gang-stalked by enough people to fill a theme park! I guess you're going to have to take matters into your own hands, ah-hyuck!
December 11, 2025 at 6:14 PM
OFFICIALLY-LICENSED AI GOOFY: Gawrsh, buddy! It seems like you've got it all figured out! All signs points to you being gang-stalked by enough people to fill a theme park! I guess you're going to have to take matters into your own hands, ah-hyuck!
holy shit i just figured it out: hobo yoda
December 11, 2025 at 4:21 PM
holy shit i just figured it out: hobo yoda
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the queen bee is powerless without the workers, and the hive is powerless against my hammer, just as I am powerless against the very angry bees who pour out of the hive. much to consider. please call the hospital.
December 11, 2025 at 1:39 AM
the queen bee is powerless without the workers, and the hive is powerless against my hammer, just as I am powerless against the very angry bees who pour out of the hive. much to consider. please call the hospital.
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now I am quietly waiting for the catastrophe of my personality to seem beautiful again, and interesting, and modern (from frank o’hara’s mayakovsky)
December 7, 2025 at 3:03 AM
now I am quietly waiting for the catastrophe of my personality to seem beautiful again, and interesting, and modern (from frank o’hara’s mayakovsky)
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There is a fifth wave of ska, beyond that which is known to rude boys
December 2, 2025 at 8:24 PM
There is a fifth wave of ska, beyond that which is known to rude boys
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Oxford English Dictionary has announced their word of the year for the 12th year in a row is ‘scrotum’
December 1, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Oxford English Dictionary has announced their word of the year for the 12th year in a row is ‘scrotum’
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this AI shit is not gonna break me. I am still a writer and I'm still gonna write shit and it's gonna mostly be "just OK" workaday prose elevated by my little poetic flourishes but it's gonna be something only I could write. and maybe I won't even do anything with it, but it will exist
November 30, 2025 at 5:19 PM
this AI shit is not gonna break me. I am still a writer and I'm still gonna write shit and it's gonna mostly be "just OK" workaday prose elevated by my little poetic flourishes but it's gonna be something only I could write. and maybe I won't even do anything with it, but it will exist
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the cash cab killed a guy
November 29, 2025 at 4:22 AM
the cash cab killed a guy
after a football game the players put on baseball hats, but after baseball games, none of the players put on football helmets. it shows how far disrespect has gone these days
November 25, 2025 at 4:01 AM
after a football game the players put on baseball hats, but after baseball games, none of the players put on football helmets. it shows how far disrespect has gone these days
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guy who found god in prison: life is hard but through his grace we can conquer all
atheist who saw a ghost: i can explain this through science
guy whose grandpa invented Velcro: my dad says we can’t borrow his boat for Labor Day weekend so me and Tyler are gonna kill him
atheist who saw a ghost: i can explain this through science
guy whose grandpa invented Velcro: my dad says we can’t borrow his boat for Labor Day weekend so me and Tyler are gonna kill him
November 23, 2025 at 5:35 AM
guy who found god in prison: life is hard but through his grace we can conquer all
atheist who saw a ghost: i can explain this through science
guy whose grandpa invented Velcro: my dad says we can’t borrow his boat for Labor Day weekend so me and Tyler are gonna kill him
atheist who saw a ghost: i can explain this through science
guy whose grandpa invented Velcro: my dad says we can’t borrow his boat for Labor Day weekend so me and Tyler are gonna kill him