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they/she/it, 25, lesbian. forklift certified. dedicated hater. dungeon master (not the sexy kind). music enthusiast. reluctant doctor who obsessive. HRT: 10/10/69
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time for a new topster. not that much different from the old one, but i've certainly acquired some new all-time favorites! top 100 studio albums on the left, top 30 live albums on the right! what's your favorite album here?
why are there so many beautiful women on this website
November 26, 2025 at 8:40 PM
why are there so many beautiful women on this website
don't talk to me or my son ever again
November 26, 2025 at 8:32 PM
don't talk to me or my son ever again
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just got a call from the clinic there was a mixup and they injected me with Hater Amphetamines instead of covid vax
November 26, 2025 at 6:11 PM
just got a call from the clinic there was a mixup and they injected me with Hater Amphetamines instead of covid vax
and that's why it's one of the best movies ever made
The whole concept of 'Alien vs Predator' is so funny. Alien (1979) is a masterpiece of sci-fi horror that paints a deeply lasting and uneasy picture of sexual, capitalistic and cosmological predation. Predator (1987) is a movie about Arnie running around the jungle doing quippy pew pew pew gunfights
November 26, 2025 at 8:15 PM
and that's why it's one of the best movies ever made
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It is time to normalize getting drunk and calling your family yakubian devils
December 24, 2024 at 2:22 AM
It is time to normalize getting drunk and calling your family yakubian devils
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One fun thing about RCBG is that the main character's biggest flaw is correctly believing herself to be the main character
November 26, 2025 at 5:43 PM
One fun thing about RCBG is that the main character's biggest flaw is correctly believing herself to be the main character
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how couples argue today
WIFE: Husband (38M) keeps taking up fridge w his mustards, says I (36F) can't use any. AITA?
HUSBAND: Top 10 WHITE Woman Dipping Mustard FAILS
ChatGPT: Time for some tough love. You're both right, you're both geniuses, and humanity's future depends on you both shooting yourse
WIFE: Husband (38M) keeps taking up fridge w his mustards, says I (36F) can't use any. AITA?
HUSBAND: Top 10 WHITE Woman Dipping Mustard FAILS
ChatGPT: Time for some tough love. You're both right, you're both geniuses, and humanity's future depends on you both shooting yourse
October 31, 2025 at 1:46 AM
how couples argue today
WIFE: Husband (38M) keeps taking up fridge w his mustards, says I (36F) can't use any. AITA?
HUSBAND: Top 10 WHITE Woman Dipping Mustard FAILS
ChatGPT: Time for some tough love. You're both right, you're both geniuses, and humanity's future depends on you both shooting yourse
WIFE: Husband (38M) keeps taking up fridge w his mustards, says I (36F) can't use any. AITA?
HUSBAND: Top 10 WHITE Woman Dipping Mustard FAILS
ChatGPT: Time for some tough love. You're both right, you're both geniuses, and humanity's future depends on you both shooting yourse
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i do NOT support all women. some of you bitches are still into harry potter
May 9, 2025 at 2:31 PM
i do NOT support all women. some of you bitches are still into harry potter
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i think we should force all harry potter fans to read blood meridian
June 12, 2025 at 12:31 AM
i think we should force all harry potter fans to read blood meridian
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we should treat still being a fan of harry potter exactly the same as being a big fan of hitler's paintings
August 11, 2025 at 3:41 PM
we should treat still being a fan of harry potter exactly the same as being a big fan of hitler's paintings
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you’re allowed to call she/theys cis but only if they’re still into harry potter
June 5, 2023 at 3:31 PM
you’re allowed to call she/theys cis but only if they’re still into harry potter
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>meet a cis lesbian
>ask if she's a normal queer or a tumblr queer
>she doesn't understand
>pull out a diagram explaining what is a normal queer and what is a tumblr queer
>she laughs and says "i'm a trans ally ma'am"
>she makes a harry potter reference
>she's a tumblr queer
>ask if she's a normal queer or a tumblr queer
>she doesn't understand
>pull out a diagram explaining what is a normal queer and what is a tumblr queer
>she laughs and says "i'm a trans ally ma'am"
>she makes a harry potter reference
>she's a tumblr queer
November 3, 2025 at 8:32 PM
>meet a cis lesbian
>ask if she's a normal queer or a tumblr queer
>she doesn't understand
>pull out a diagram explaining what is a normal queer and what is a tumblr queer
>she laughs and says "i'm a trans ally ma'am"
>she makes a harry potter reference
>she's a tumblr queer
>ask if she's a normal queer or a tumblr queer
>she doesn't understand
>pull out a diagram explaining what is a normal queer and what is a tumblr queer
>she laughs and says "i'm a trans ally ma'am"
>she makes a harry potter reference
>she's a tumblr queer
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Side note to this reading thread: to all the trans people out there who think it's "too late to start," just remember that Edmond Dantès realised he could have spent the first four years of his life in prison chipping away at his escape and his immediate response was to start that very day
November 26, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Side note to this reading thread: to all the trans people out there who think it's "too late to start," just remember that Edmond Dantès realised he could have spent the first four years of his life in prison chipping away at his escape and his immediate response was to start that very day
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one of my incredibly stupid beefs with stranger things is that it's annoying if you want to learn more about d&d stuff because now googling like, demogorgon, gives you stranger things stuff
November 26, 2025 at 5:06 PM
one of my incredibly stupid beefs with stranger things is that it's annoying if you want to learn more about d&d stuff because now googling like, demogorgon, gives you stranger things stuff
no shit idiots
Sega finally admits low sales of games may have been impacted by players waiting for "definitive editions", like Persona 5 Royal or SMT 5: Vengeance
www.eurogamer.net/sega-finally...
www.eurogamer.net/sega-finally...
November 26, 2025 at 4:29 PM
no shit idiots
mine craf
November 26, 2025 at 4:11 PM
mine craf
what if i became really annoying
November 26, 2025 at 5:51 AM
what if i became really annoying
New Listen: Chat Pile & Hayden Pedigo - In the Earth Again (8/10)
never been too big on chat pile since they're not melodic enough for me, but a healthy dose of pedigo's melancholic americana is exactly what they needed to become My Type of Shit. need more sludge country in my life.
never been too big on chat pile since they're not melodic enough for me, but a healthy dose of pedigo's melancholic americana is exactly what they needed to become My Type of Shit. need more sludge country in my life.
November 26, 2025 at 5:49 AM
New Listen: Chat Pile & Hayden Pedigo - In the Earth Again (8/10)
never been too big on chat pile since they're not melodic enough for me, but a healthy dose of pedigo's melancholic americana is exactly what they needed to become My Type of Shit. need more sludge country in my life.
never been too big on chat pile since they're not melodic enough for me, but a healthy dose of pedigo's melancholic americana is exactly what they needed to become My Type of Shit. need more sludge country in my life.
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www.nexusmods.com/morrowind/mo...
I made a mod that replaces cliffracers with Thomas the Tank Engine. I am incapable of learning lessons whenever it involves corporations, because I fundamentally do not view toy company CEOs or media CEOs as people.
#morrowind #thomasthetankengine
I made a mod that replaces cliffracers with Thomas the Tank Engine. I am incapable of learning lessons whenever it involves corporations, because I fundamentally do not view toy company CEOs or media CEOs as people.
#morrowind #thomasthetankengine
November 24, 2025 at 8:52 PM
www.nexusmods.com/morrowind/mo...
I made a mod that replaces cliffracers with Thomas the Tank Engine. I am incapable of learning lessons whenever it involves corporations, because I fundamentally do not view toy company CEOs or media CEOs as people.
#morrowind #thomasthetankengine
I made a mod that replaces cliffracers with Thomas the Tank Engine. I am incapable of learning lessons whenever it involves corporations, because I fundamentally do not view toy company CEOs or media CEOs as people.
#morrowind #thomasthetankengine
starting to think there's just never gonna be another doom game that's as good as plutonia
November 26, 2025 at 5:40 AM
starting to think there's just never gonna be another doom game that's as good as plutonia
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Been laughing at the idea of Trump pitching a legacy sequel where Jackie Chan and Chris Tucker hand the keys to the franchise over to their white sons
November 26, 2025 at 5:01 AM
Been laughing at the idea of Trump pitching a legacy sequel where Jackie Chan and Chris Tucker hand the keys to the franchise over to their white sons
New Listen: Messa - The Spin (8/10)
as i've said recently, i'm a woman of simple tastes. this is psychedelic doom metal with a fantastic female vocalist, some post-rock elements, and a saxophone on one track. that's all i really need to love an album.
as i've said recently, i'm a woman of simple tastes. this is psychedelic doom metal with a fantastic female vocalist, some post-rock elements, and a saxophone on one track. that's all i really need to love an album.
November 26, 2025 at 5:10 AM
New Listen: Messa - The Spin (8/10)
as i've said recently, i'm a woman of simple tastes. this is psychedelic doom metal with a fantastic female vocalist, some post-rock elements, and a saxophone on one track. that's all i really need to love an album.
as i've said recently, i'm a woman of simple tastes. this is psychedelic doom metal with a fantastic female vocalist, some post-rock elements, and a saxophone on one track. that's all i really need to love an album.
"errrmmmm jokes are supposed to be funny" says person who is butt of joke
ok now i'm starting to get annoyed. come the fuck on
November 26, 2025 at 4:39 AM
"errrmmmm jokes are supposed to be funny" says person who is butt of joke
well well well, if it isn't the blowjob brothers
November 26, 2025 at 4:36 AM
well well well, if it isn't the blowjob brothers