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they/she/it, 25, lesbian. forklift certified. dedicated hater. dungeon master (not the sexy kind). music enthusiast. reluctant doctor who obsessive. HRT: 10/10/69
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time for a new topster. not that much different from the old one, but i've certainly acquired some new all-time favorites! top 100 studio albums on the left, top 30 live albums on the right! what's your favorite album here?
cw: sk*letons
November 29, 2025 at 2:19 AM
cw: sk*letons
i had to see fuckboy hamlet david tennant and now you do too
Actors can be nuts, man. A dude (André Tchaikowsky) left his skull to the Royal Shakespeare Company to play Yorick in future productions. No one felt comfortable doing it until David Tennant played Hamlet.
November 29, 2025 at 2:17 AM
i had to see fuckboy hamlet david tennant and now you do too
call me mickey angelo the way i'm painting christine's chapel
November 29, 2025 at 12:12 AM
call me mickey angelo the way i'm painting christine's chapel
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the silent slopjority BETTER make avatar fire and ash make 3 billion dollars....... i need james cameron to complete his passion project
November 28, 2025 at 11:29 PM
the silent slopjority BETTER make avatar fire and ash make 3 billion dollars....... i need james cameron to complete his passion project
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incredible quote lol
November 28, 2025 at 8:21 PM
incredible quote lol
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when you’re trying to evade capture after WWII ends:
November 28, 2025 at 6:26 PM
when you’re trying to evade capture after WWII ends:
LET'S
FUCKING
GO
FUCKING
GO
November 28, 2025 at 6:50 PM
LET'S
FUCKING
GO
FUCKING
GO
what's your favorite thanksgiving movie
November 28, 2025 at 6:17 PM
what's your favorite thanksgiving movie
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i dunno..... thanksgiving just doesn't feel the same without the kinky PETA ads.......
November 21, 2025 at 8:10 PM
i dunno..... thanksgiving just doesn't feel the same without the kinky PETA ads.......
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one time i ruined thanksgiving dinner at the college dining hall by getting into a shouting argument with him over whether people who get erections in public should be chemically castrated
January 23, 2025 at 1:39 PM
one time i ruined thanksgiving dinner at the college dining hall by getting into a shouting argument with him over whether people who get erections in public should be chemically castrated
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Incision left early access this year as well, with a hell of a finale. A one-note game, but that note (industrial cybergore) is played so confidently and consistently that I don't mind at all. Like a faster, louder, tetanus-hazard Quake.
The authentically 90s-crappy FMV cutscenes are a joy, too.
The authentically 90s-crappy FMV cutscenes are a joy, too.
INCISION on Steam
All old-school FPS action. No Bullshit. Lots of blood & gore. Slaughter your way through nightmarish industrial mazes, transformed cityscapes and surreal alien structures to cut down the Growth in...
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November 28, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Incision left early access this year as well, with a hell of a finale. A one-note game, but that note (industrial cybergore) is played so confidently and consistently that I don't mind at all. Like a faster, louder, tetanus-hazard Quake.
The authentically 90s-crappy FMV cutscenes are a joy, too.
The authentically 90s-crappy FMV cutscenes are a joy, too.
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We finally got Skin Deep this year and it is *exceptionally* funny. Loved the slapstick gameplay mechanics encouraging chaotic slapfights with enemies, which dovetails nicely with the writing, which kinda sits at the intersection of Venture Bros, Futurama and Jazzpunk.
Save 25% on Skin Deep on Steam
Skin Deep is an immersive first-person shooter. We got sneezing. We got things getting stuck in your feet. Stalk through a vast non-linear starship and sneak, subvert, and sabotage to survive in this ...
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November 28, 2025 at 5:11 PM
We finally got Skin Deep this year and it is *exceptionally* funny. Loved the slapstick gameplay mechanics encouraging chaotic slapfights with enemies, which dovetails nicely with the writing, which kinda sits at the intersection of Venture Bros, Futurama and Jazzpunk.
found this incredibly niche joke chart i made and i still think it's really funny even though the audience for it is approximately 50 people on earth
November 28, 2025 at 5:21 PM
found this incredibly niche joke chart i made and i still think it's really funny even though the audience for it is approximately 50 people on earth
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The second half (two thirds, almost) of Cultic dropped just a couple months ago and is one of the best low-fi shooters ever made. I wouldn't even call it retro, just intentionally scuffed up. Pre-distressed shootery.
CULTIC on Steam
Death is only the beginning. Crawl from your grave and gear up to fight your way through the ranks of a mysterious and twisted cult. You, your guns, and your dynamite will have to shoot, slide, blast,...
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November 28, 2025 at 4:57 PM
The second half (two thirds, almost) of Cultic dropped just a couple months ago and is one of the best low-fi shooters ever made. I wouldn't even call it retro, just intentionally scuffed up. Pre-distressed shootery.
the most unrealistic thing about dorley is where do they get those fucking mugs
November 28, 2025 at 4:58 PM
the most unrealistic thing about dorley is where do they get those fucking mugs
everyone stop talking about call of duty black ops 9 and start talking about cultic chapter 2. cultic chapter 2 might just be the best FPS of the past 20 years
I really hate how Call Of Duty just sucks the oxygen out of the room. So, the campaign in the annual corporate franchise sucks this year? There's been more words written about that than probably EVERY OTHER FPS RELEASED THIS YEAR COMBINED.
And there have been so goddamn many, and so many great ones
And there have been so goddamn many, and so many great ones
November 28, 2025 at 4:57 PM
everyone stop talking about call of duty black ops 9 and start talking about cultic chapter 2. cultic chapter 2 might just be the best FPS of the past 20 years
doom eternal is the bloodborne of first person shooters
November 28, 2025 at 4:42 PM
doom eternal is the bloodborne of first person shooters
really interesting discussion of difficulty here. articulates very well my stance on why games like dark souls shouldn't have difficulty settings
November 28, 2025 at 4:35 PM
really interesting discussion of difficulty here. articulates very well my stance on why games like dark souls shouldn't have difficulty settings
empowered demons in doom eternal are a stroke of genius because they let you get mad at OTHER players for being bad at the game
November 28, 2025 at 4:18 PM
empowered demons in doom eternal are a stroke of genius because they let you get mad at OTHER players for being bad at the game
on one hand i appreciate the generous discount on yakuza 0 director's cut for owners of the original game, but on the other hand, i don't really want yakuza 0 director's cut! it sounds bad!
November 28, 2025 at 3:08 PM
on one hand i appreciate the generous discount on yakuza 0 director's cut for owners of the original game, but on the other hand, i don't really want yakuza 0 director's cut! it sounds bad!
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clearly "zero squad" is the opposite of "hero squad" (where they award you a plush seal for marksmanship and a gorilla for sand racing)
November 28, 2025 at 6:15 AM
clearly "zero squad" is the opposite of "hero squad" (where they award you a plush seal for marksmanship and a gorilla for sand racing)
i don't think that's true
We have entire generations that don't know what static on a tv is
November 28, 2025 at 5:58 AM
i don't think that's true
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I'm not a fan of doing this but my endocrinologist has pushed my appointment forward and the price has gone up, and I'm still struggling to find anywhere that will actually hire me
ko-fi.com/juksie
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November 27, 2025 at 8:36 PM
I'm not a fan of doing this but my endocrinologist has pushed my appointment forward and the price has gone up, and I'm still struggling to find anywhere that will actually hire me
ko-fi.com/juksie
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an interaction from a campaign i ran that i think about often:
knight pc, trying to convince the princess to open up to him: of course you can trust me. i'd never harm a lady of honor. ...or a lady of no honor, for that matter.
rogue pc, watching from under the bed: phew. i'm safe
knight pc, trying to convince the princess to open up to him: of course you can trust me. i'd never harm a lady of honor. ...or a lady of no honor, for that matter.
rogue pc, watching from under the bed: phew. i'm safe
November 28, 2025 at 5:44 AM
an interaction from a campaign i ran that i think about often:
knight pc, trying to convince the princess to open up to him: of course you can trust me. i'd never harm a lady of honor. ...or a lady of no honor, for that matter.
rogue pc, watching from under the bed: phew. i'm safe
knight pc, trying to convince the princess to open up to him: of course you can trust me. i'd never harm a lady of honor. ...or a lady of no honor, for that matter.
rogue pc, watching from under the bed: phew. i'm safe