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Xanderpuss

@xanderpussrex.bsky.social

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If you can't handle me at my worst, then you don't deserve me at my even more worst

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Xanderpuss @xanderpussrex.bsky.social · Oct 4

My new mantra

Death comes for us all, but billionaires first

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Xanderpuss @xanderpussrex.bsky.social · 10m

There might be an opportunity for you there if your last name lends itself well to a hokey slogan and if you're interested in a likely toxic work environment

Xanderpuss @xanderpussrex.bsky.social · 40m

Or join forces with the Dick Law Firm
bsky.app/profile/xand...

Xanderpuss @xanderpussrex.bsky.social · Jan 30

In Houston, it's gotta be the Eric Dick law firm

This guy ran for mayor with pretty much the same slogans

Xanderpuss @xanderpussrex.bsky.social · 42m

If I was Pusch, I'd set up my office above a bar and call myself Beer Hall Pusch

Xanderpuss @xanderpussrex.bsky.social · 44m

When you just got spare win homophone associates laying around

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Xanderpuss @xanderpussrex.bsky.social · 46m

A waitlist when they can literally just wait 5 days

Xanderpuss @xanderpussrex.bsky.social · 48m

Yeah, I need it in a silverish blue

Xanderpuss @xanderpussrex.bsky.social · 49m

The interpersonal drama at the local ambulance chaser law firm Pusch and Nguyen ("We push, you win") has just culminated in one partner being ousted and another stepping into his place and now they're called Pusch and Wynne and no, none of this is made up

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Xanderpuss @xanderpussrex.bsky.social · 1h

Tron before dawn, not with Jared Leto on
Want a friend who's always true? Get Neel from Disney's Star Wars Skeleton Crew

Xanderpuss @xanderpussrex.bsky.social · 2h

I'm a Houstonian who still calls it Enron Field. Hell, I still refer to Lakewood Church as The Summit.

Xanderpuss @xanderpussrex.bsky.social · 2h

I don't agree with this, but I admire your principled stance nonetheless

Xanderpuss @xanderpussrex.bsky.social · 3h

You can't argue with the entire city of St Louis

Xanderpuss @xanderpussrex.bsky.social · 3h

FUCK YEEEEEEAAAAH

Xanderpuss @xanderpussrex.bsky.social · 3h

You should cut it St Louis style - square cut on round za

Xanderpuss @xanderpussrex.bsky.social · 5h

Unbelievable

Xanderpuss @xanderpussrex.bsky.social · 5h

It's hair gel for your money

Xanderpuss @xanderpussrex.bsky.social · 6h

Maybe to shock the normie republicans into reconsidering their votes, but it does ignore that those people have their heads buried so deep in the sand they'll never see their allies for what they actually are

Xanderpuss @xanderpussrex.bsky.social · 6h

This is nerve-wracking

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Xanderpuss @xanderpussrex.bsky.social · 6h

Not what I would've expected from Atlanta, but people love what they love

Xanderpuss @xanderpussrex.bsky.social · 6h

Not to mention I can't exactly get my hands on coca leaves for tea

Xanderpuss @xanderpussrex.bsky.social · 6h

That is, in fact, the name of the werewolf. Pretty confusing stuff tbh

Xanderpuss @xanderpussrex.bsky.social · 6h

Oh wow sweet caroline number 1

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Xanderpuss @xanderpussrex.bsky.social · 7h

Being too fat to catch a rolling donut sure is a funny reason to be excluded from doing fascism

Nicholas Slayton @nslayton.bsky.social · 2d

The Texas Military Department confirmed to @taskandpurpose.com it had replaced some of the 200 National Guard troops sent to Chicago for not being "in compliance" with validation standards. This came after photos of heavyset NG members were widely mocked. taskandpurpose.com/news/texas-n...

Some Texas National Guard troops replaced in Illinois after failing to meet standards

An unspecified amount of Texas National Guard troops were replaced in Chicago, shortly after photos of their appearance were mocked.

taskandpurpose.com

Xanderpuss @xanderpussrex.bsky.social · 7h

I will make it my life's mission to build the world's biggest gallows with which to hang every billionaire and their defenders

Xanderpuss @xanderpussrex.bsky.social · 7h

The look on my face when coffee becomes unaffordable

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Xanderpuss @xanderpussrex.bsky.social · 7h

Any Houstonians want to meet up this Saturday downtown between 2 and 6 near city hall for no reason other than socialization?