Xandermass
@xanderpussrex.bsky.social
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British people who say USian unironically are mother UKers
November 30, 2025 at 8:18 PM
British people who say USian unironically are mother UKers
Just left the gym with my stomach absolutely growling. It's really unfortunate for my current predicament that Sunday dinner only exists in England.
November 30, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Just left the gym with my stomach absolutely growling. It's really unfortunate for my current predicament that Sunday dinner only exists in England.
No ceiling so your couch cushions get soaked when it rains
November 30, 2025 at 5:34 PM
No ceiling so your couch cushions get soaked when it rains
And that's how Jeff Bezos went bald
🚨 BREAKING news: Amazon Data Center Linked to Cluster of Rare Cancers.
"The historical precedent here is Flint, Michigan."
futurism.com/artificial-i...
"The historical precedent here is Flint, Michigan."
futurism.com/artificial-i...
Amazon Data Center Linked to Cluster of Rare Cancers
A sprawling data center in eastern Oregon has been linked to a huge rise in rare cancers, muscle conditions, and miscarriages.
futurism.com
November 30, 2025 at 5:28 PM
And that's how Jeff Bezos went bald
*walking out of the house*
"Time to show the world what ol Xanderpuss is made of!"
(bones, meat, viscera)
"Time to show the world what ol Xanderpuss is made of!"
(bones, meat, viscera)
November 30, 2025 at 5:02 PM
*walking out of the house*
"Time to show the world what ol Xanderpuss is made of!"
(bones, meat, viscera)
"Time to show the world what ol Xanderpuss is made of!"
(bones, meat, viscera)
Jfc she is still going on about this. I hope she gets the mental health treatment she clearly needs.
Just a typical Sunday dinner in England
Karoline Leavitt's Thanksgiving spread. Please dissect.
www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article...
www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article...
November 30, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Jfc she is still going on about this. I hope she gets the mental health treatment she clearly needs.
Troy Nehl's district going to be won by a democrat next year imho
November 30, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Troy Nehl's district going to be won by a democrat next year imho
Trans Siberian MorkAdams
November 30, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Trans Siberian MorkAdams
This time last year we were all watching with delight Neel and the gang on Disney's Star Wars Skeleton Crew, and this year it's some half-assed Stranger Things retread. This is what Trump has done to America. Smdh
November 30, 2025 at 2:55 PM
This time last year we were all watching with delight Neel and the gang on Disney's Star Wars Skeleton Crew, and this year it's some half-assed Stranger Things retread. This is what Trump has done to America. Smdh
Trans Cisberian Orchestra
You mean to tell me this Siberian Orchestra is TRANS??
Oh fuck yeah! 🏳️⚧️
Oh fuck yeah! 🏳️⚧️
November 30, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Trans Cisberian Orchestra
Just a typical Sunday dinner in England
Karoline Leavitt's Thanksgiving spread. Please dissect.
www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article...
www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article...
November 29, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Just a typical Sunday dinner in England
Golly
@xanderpussrex.bsky.social has swears! They've used 1,338 profanities in their last 11,939 posts.
🥇 "shit" (247 times)
🥈 "fuck" (119 times)
🥉 "fucking" (109 times)
🥇 "shit" (247 times)
🥈 "fuck" (119 times)
🥉 "fucking" (109 times)
November 29, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Golly
Still a good boy
Mexico City Subway line 2 stopped for more than 2 hours because a dog in running on the tracks.
The dog is still in the tracks and the subway like is still stopped.
The dog is still in the tracks and the subway like is still stopped.
November 29, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Still a good boy
@profanity.accountant, can I break your will to live a second time?
November 29, 2025 at 3:01 PM
@profanity.accountant, can I break your will to live a second time?
Straight to hell, btw
Finally getting some theological clarity on the ethics of reclining in one’s plane seat
November 29, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Straight to hell, btw
This banana ice cream I made for Thanksgiving is the best ice cream I've ever made and possibly the best ice cream I've ever eaten.
All cardio workouts the next two weeks
All cardio workouts the next two weeks
November 28, 2025 at 9:33 PM
This banana ice cream I made for Thanksgiving is the best ice cream I've ever made and possibly the best ice cream I've ever eaten.
All cardio workouts the next two weeks
All cardio workouts the next two weeks
Thankful for the British for making eating on Sunday
Replies off coz, Americans, you can't compete with the British Sunday Roast. We prefer our roast potatoes UNcandied thank you.
November 28, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Thankful for the British for making eating on Sunday
Where to begin..
Brown & black bears, wolves & coyotes, all the venemous snakes in the US and several in the Peten, monkeys, whales, bats in caves, porcupines, boars, bobcats, eagles, wild turkeys, skunks, skinks, many cervids incl moose, but never not once have I seen an ivory-billed woodpecker.
Brown & black bears, wolves & coyotes, all the venemous snakes in the US and several in the Peten, monkeys, whales, bats in caves, porcupines, boars, bobcats, eagles, wild turkeys, skunks, skinks, many cervids incl moose, but never not once have I seen an ivory-billed woodpecker.
Introduce yourself with five animals you have seen in the wild:
Saltwater crocodile baby
Platypus
Sandhill crane
Coachwhip snake
Grizzly bear
Saltwater crocodile baby
Platypus
Sandhill crane
Coachwhip snake
Grizzly bear
Introduce yourself with five animals you've seen in the wild:
Indian peafowl
Water buffalo
American Alligator
Roseate spoonbill
Sandhill crane
Indian peafowl
Water buffalo
American Alligator
Roseate spoonbill
Sandhill crane
November 28, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Where to begin..
Brown & black bears, wolves & coyotes, all the venemous snakes in the US and several in the Peten, monkeys, whales, bats in caves, porcupines, boars, bobcats, eagles, wild turkeys, skunks, skinks, many cervids incl moose, but never not once have I seen an ivory-billed woodpecker.
Brown & black bears, wolves & coyotes, all the venemous snakes in the US and several in the Peten, monkeys, whales, bats in caves, porcupines, boars, bobcats, eagles, wild turkeys, skunks, skinks, many cervids incl moose, but never not once have I seen an ivory-billed woodpecker.
Leave Houston outta this shit man
"If this is true, then we have a major problem, Houston," wrote Estonian lawmaker Marko Mihkelson, in response to the report.
Trump’s Reported Plan to Hand Russia Ukrainian Territories Sparks Outrage
www.newsweek.com
November 28, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Leave Houston outta this shit man
Last night.
Let me have just a few more hours of Thanksgiving before it's Christmas time.
This guy: "No"
Let me have just a few more hours of Thanksgiving before it's Christmas time.
This guy: "No"
November 28, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Last night.
Let me have just a few more hours of Thanksgiving before it's Christmas time.
This guy: "No"
Let me have just a few more hours of Thanksgiving before it's Christmas time.
This guy: "No"
Just dreaming about turkey sandwiches
November 28, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Just dreaming about turkey sandwiches
Back at the River Oaks for the Benoit Blanc movie
November 28, 2025 at 3:23 AM
Back at the River Oaks for the Benoit Blanc movie
This was the best turkey I've ever made, and I'm a damn fine turkey chef already, so excuse me while I marvel at my own skills a bit
November 28, 2025 at 12:05 AM
This was the best turkey I've ever made, and I'm a damn fine turkey chef already, so excuse me while I marvel at my own skills a bit