Xanderpassthegravy
@xanderpussrex.bsky.social
Opinions aren't my own. They're my job's. Blame my job.
"Wait'll I get my hands on you, ya punk!"
November 26, 2025 at 4:23 AM
"Wait'll I get my hands on you, ya punk!"
Next time you're in an HEB, buy yourself a pint of this. It's the best ice cream I've ever had.
November 26, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Next time you're in an HEB, buy yourself a pint of this. It's the best ice cream I've ever had.
Ready for turkey sandwiches
I actually went to the trouble of steaming these to get that proper crusty crunch
I actually went to the trouble of steaming these to get that proper crusty crunch
November 25, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Ready for turkey sandwiches
I actually went to the trouble of steaming these to get that proper crusty crunch
I actually went to the trouble of steaming these to get that proper crusty crunch
Knives sharp and ready
November 25, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Knives sharp and ready
And this is how my Thanksgiving bullshit starts, by ensuring the leftovers have a proper vehicle for consumption
November 25, 2025 at 8:25 PM
And this is how my Thanksgiving bullshit starts, by ensuring the leftovers have a proper vehicle for consumption
If you know, you know
November 23, 2025 at 8:19 PM
If you know, you know
Brooks and Doo's "Boot Scoobin Boogie"
November 22, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Brooks and Doo's "Boot Scoobin Boogie"
Baleada - not a giant taco. The bread has a texture somewhere between a tortilla and a chapati. Great alternative to Mexican if you can get your hands on it.
November 21, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Baleada - not a giant taco. The bread has a texture somewhere between a tortilla and a chapati. Great alternative to Mexican if you can get your hands on it.
Bro, have you seen this shirt???
November 21, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Bro, have you seen this shirt???
Timmy Chan's chicken and rice
November 18, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Timmy Chan's chicken and rice
In a week and a half, you're gonna be bread pudding
November 17, 2025 at 2:52 AM
In a week and a half, you're gonna be bread pudding
Basically elotes but with arab spices
November 16, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Basically elotes but with arab spices
Any mysterious murders in Puerto Vallarta in this last week?
www.reddit.com/r/pics/s/WfM...
www.reddit.com/r/pics/s/WfM...
November 15, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Any mysterious murders in Puerto Vallarta in this last week?
www.reddit.com/r/pics/s/WfM...
www.reddit.com/r/pics/s/WfM...
POV when you're Bill Clinton:
November 15, 2025 at 3:31 AM
POV when you're Bill Clinton:
This doesn't feel remotely accurate to me, even if all the Muslims in Texas are only in Houston and Dallas, given the sheer number of halal markets and restaurants in each city. I don't think this number accounts for all the Muslims in Houston alone. Suss as fuck data
November 14, 2025 at 1:26 PM
This doesn't feel remotely accurate to me, even if all the Muslims in Texas are only in Houston and Dallas, given the sheer number of halal markets and restaurants in each city. I don't think this number accounts for all the Muslims in Houston alone. Suss as fuck data
It only took 4 years to age 20 lol
November 13, 2025 at 11:51 PM
It only took 4 years to age 20 lol
Dammit Jim, I'm a coke freestyle doctor, not a miracle worker
November 13, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Dammit Jim, I'm a coke freestyle doctor, not a miracle worker
For all the bullshit "how do I explain it to my children" lines about trans people the last few years, I've actually had to have real conversations with my now 15-and 16-yo daughters about how older men showing them attention doesn't make them cool, it just makes the men weird and creepy.
November 13, 2025 at 7:40 PM
For all the bullshit "how do I explain it to my children" lines about trans people the last few years, I've actually had to have real conversations with my now 15-and 16-yo daughters about how older men showing them attention doesn't make them cool, it just makes the men weird and creepy.
Found the mod who wrote this article
November 12, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Found the mod who wrote this article
November 12, 2025 at 1:39 PM
It's finally time to adapt this for the silver screen
November 11, 2025 at 2:35 PM
It's finally time to adapt this for the silver screen
