Xanderpassthegravy
@xanderpussrex.bsky.social
Opinions aren't my own. They're my job's. Blame my job.
The bird knows what's up
November 26, 2025 at 5:51 PM
The bird knows what's up
He's naughty by his very nature
November 26, 2025 at 5:41 PM
He's naughty by his very nature
At this point, I'd say you deserved it
November 26, 2025 at 5:38 PM
At this point, I'd say you deserved it
And those need at least a couple days to properly brine and get everything super pink
November 26, 2025 at 5:37 PM
And those need at least a couple days to properly brine and get everything super pink
In that case!
November 26, 2025 at 5:36 PM
In that case!
Only one thing Joel Osteen finds beautiful
November 26, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Only one thing Joel Osteen finds beautiful
I watched through to the end of Orphan Black recently and jfc did the last two seasons feel like the corpse of the series was being weekended at bernies
November 26, 2025 at 2:49 PM
I watched through to the end of Orphan Black recently and jfc did the last two seasons feel like the corpse of the series was being weekended at bernies
We're eating our old leather shoes for Thanksgiving this year
November 26, 2025 at 2:45 PM
We're eating our old leather shoes for Thanksgiving this year
Damn, but here's to hoping anyway
November 26, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Damn, but here's to hoping anyway
"Wait'll I get my hands on you, ya punk!"
November 26, 2025 at 4:23 AM
"Wait'll I get my hands on you, ya punk!"
I think most people mute me 11 and a half months out of the year and just tune in for this
November 26, 2025 at 3:42 AM
I think most people mute me 11 and a half months out of the year and just tune in for this
I don't fuck around when it comes to Thanksgiving
November 26, 2025 at 3:39 AM
I don't fuck around when it comes to Thanksgiving
"I wish I lived near an HEB"
a cartoon hand reaching out towards a purple object
Alt: Simpsons monkey paw
media.tenor.com
November 26, 2025 at 3:10 AM
"I wish I lived near an HEB"
Every Californian wishes they could live in Texas I think
November 26, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Every Californian wishes they could live in Texas I think
I make everything but the cranberry sauce and I only let my mom do that so she won't get upset
November 26, 2025 at 2:43 AM
I make everything but the cranberry sauce and I only let my mom do that so she won't get upset
"..zzbt ah don't change the channel I was watching the lions game"
November 26, 2025 at 2:24 AM
"..zzbt ah don't change the channel I was watching the lions game"
"Oh the cowboys are on"
November 26, 2025 at 2:23 AM
"Oh the cowboys are on"
Reposted by Xanderpassthegravy
People always have such bad food opinions this time of year which say more about their inability to cook than the value or quality of whatever type of food
November 26, 2025 at 1:10 AM
People always have such bad food opinions this time of year which say more about their inability to cook than the value or quality of whatever type of food