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@ambernymph.bsky.social
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28 | She/It/We | Poly, plural | Professional nerd | Sort of a writer(?) | The hottest piece of fossilized tree sap you ever did behold and the baddest bitch to ever bitch badly
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So many people will be looking at something that was clearly made by a foot fucker and just have no idea it's crazy
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Feeling the need to tell people you're not aroused by a kink is like that era when everyone and their nan was talking about how much they hate the word "moist." Virtue signalling but for puritanism
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"ewwwwewww why would anyone be into thaaaat" buddy I think the same thing when I see the boring ass passionless sex straight people have
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Having kinks gets annoying as fuck when it's the ones people overblow their aversion to, like I get it dude you're not into feet, you don't have to pretend to throw up as though it's a novel thing to not be into feet
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The deed is done. Her kitchen perishes this Tuesday.
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Investing in a little plant pot just for Haam
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A friend local to me is going through a bad breakup so I'm offering support the only way I know how: go to her house and obliterate her kitchen in the name of baked goods and deep fried meals
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If MoO is anything to go off it will be even more peak
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I think it's important to be fascinated with yourself. If you can have curiosity even for that with which you're most intimately familiar, you can have it for just about anything
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A fun Amber fact is that if I ever open a post with "a fun Amber fact is that-" it's probably not actually fun or remotely interesting to anyone except myself. Including this one, probably
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The funny thing about having ADHD is that yes I COULD get a bunch of writing done at my desktop PC, but I would be distracted by Literally Everything Else. However, if I move 2 metres across the room and sit in bed on my laptop, that is no longer a problem
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Sometimes my twink just says things like "I remember the great crow mugging of day 492" is he broken
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It was so good to READ like holy shit
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Unfortunately this is the least surprising thing they've ever said to me
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Choosing HC as my first book in a quest of Actually Reading More Authors For The First Time In Years is genius bc Maria Ying is in fact TWO authors at once! And going outside the official stuff then lands two MORE authors. It's like padding out sentences in essays to meet the word count :D
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ZC *and* Flower of the Underworld should be arriving Tuesday! Unsure which I'll read first yet though, probably release order
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To anyone who may wonder if the outrage against AI-gen slop is exclusive to their circles: I regularly hear my out of touch boomer father complaining about it being everywhere. Nobody wants this shit
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And now: Amber has to endure two nights with nothing to read. This is fucked up.
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I liked every chapter ofc, but the standout ones were those that focused on minor characters who sit outside the main handful in HC: Adrastus and Siproites, Madalithea and Celadion, Aphrodite's shenanigans, it's like a supplement that makes the world feel bigger, realer, worth fighting for
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Okay so I guess to say something more substantial: Memory of Olympus is like a really big interlude between HC and PE, which is great bc as I said in my last thread I love the interlude chapters in HC
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I will soon have more book
Order placed for the Zeus Constant by Callisto Khan and Flower of the Underworld by Cirice Gray
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"I can't find any books centred around men" has OP considered like. opening her eyes
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Yeah their whole thing is like. sometimes it's cute in the way that failboys are cute (I have one of my own and I like him a lot) but they really went all in on making him as awful with women as they could without him being a sex pest