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ambernymph.bsky.social
Amber 🔆
@ambernymph.bsky.social
28 | She/It/We | Poly, plural | Professional nerd | Sort of a writer(?) | The hottest piece of fossilized tree sap you ever did behold and the baddest bitch to ever bitch badly
I'm not a fan of doing this but my endocrinologist has pushed my appointment forward and the price has gone up, and I'm still struggling to find anywhere that will actually hire me

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November 27, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Watching the new defunctland video with the twink rn and getting a really strong impression of "even supposedly decent men are hiding the fact that they're a creep and they'll act on it the moment you give them something to hide behind"
November 27, 2025 at 8:30 PM
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October 18, 2025 at 4:24 PM
I've started giving in to their demands
November 27, 2025 at 7:50 PM
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ask chatgpt:

- hollow templated response
- probably wrong
- wont challenge you
- is not alive
- making the world worse

ask a hot girl:

- anything can happen
- always right
- might be mean to you (nice)
- will remember this interaction for a long time
- is the entire point of having a world
November 27, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Smote is such a good word. More people should get smote, I think
November 27, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Personally, if one of my partners was on the cusp of marrying me and becoming captain of a ship, only to be wrongly arrested for the majority of a decade due to a conspiracy and emerging with a vengeance against all who wronged them, that would make me want them even more
November 27, 2025 at 6:46 PM
End result: I think I can sum up this chapter as "butch tries not to think too hard about the mysterious white haired beautiful femme who just gave her a bunch of riddles and invited her to visit her brothel"
I've been putting off getting more writing done for way too long I'm DOING WRITING TODAY
November 27, 2025 at 5:52 PM
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Tag! Your pronouns are now it/its!
November 27, 2025 at 1:06 PM
I've come to realise, after examining my whole main cast, that I think I dislike the Great Man theory of history a lot more than I previously realised
November 27, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Omg chat I just realised it's stabbing day (I need to do my injections)
November 27, 2025 at 2:28 PM
I've been putting off getting more writing done for way too long I'm DOING WRITING TODAY
November 27, 2025 at 2:17 PM
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on literature
November 27, 2025 at 11:55 AM
Due to exposure to old Irish friends, "Brit" sounds like an insult to me, like it's something to be embarrassed about. I think this is a net positive
November 27, 2025 at 2:08 PM
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;3 hey
October 18, 2025 at 6:01 PM
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October 18, 2025 at 6:27 PM
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this was meant to be a funny list but it eventually mutated into a long screed - and soft adaptation of an article i've been drafting for two months - about how much i fucking hate sequel begging
'Let's Not' a list of games by MiraMiraOTW | Backloggd
This was initially going to be a special issue of the Water Cooler but it became so singular and eventually about games Im not playing that I decided to just spin it off into this singular thing What...
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November 25, 2025 at 9:21 PM
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Cis people should consider loving us while we’re alive instead of posting platitudes once we’re not
November 21, 2025 at 11:11 PM
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Side note to this reading thread: to all the trans people out there who think it's "too late to start," just remember that Edmond Dantès realised he could have spent the first four years of his life in prison chipping away at his escape and his immediate response was to start that very day
November 26, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Repressed freak who knows what she's into but never gets to reveal or act on it x repressed freak who never thought for a second that she was into all of that until it happened
November 26, 2025 at 2:36 AM
"which of my characters should I project a scent kink onto" I ask myself, before looking at my cast and realising the answer is Yes
November 26, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Girl who sends her partners DMs captioned "us <3" and includes a picture of hardcore pornography
November 26, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Hey guys I'm a little suspicious of our new friend. Yeah after we finished talking about our plans and noble ideals and started walking away together I saw the camera slowly panning over to them as they watched silently. Yeah the soundtrack was in minor key.
November 26, 2025 at 12:20 AM
I just showed my wife a thread of a dude trying to invent a new type of brick to build his house out of and watched her drop a line that would have killed him in cold blood

"Every idea is a good idea, however to be called an idea one must put actual thought into it. This is thoughtless behavior."
November 26, 2025 at 12:10 AM
After deciding on a whim to translate the Blur lyric "looking for girls who want boys who like boys to be girls who do boys like they're girls who do girls like they're boys" I have come to a conclusion:

"Looking for girls who are into chaser bottoms"
November 25, 2025 at 11:21 PM