January Jonestown
@thelevite.bsky.social
Some gay he/him doing big data in Arizona
(Striving to be) Anarchist. Some wonkery, mostly nerdery. Anti-AI
(Striving to be) Anarchist. Some wonkery, mostly nerdery. Anti-AI
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January Jonestown
@thelevite.bsky.social
· Oct 31
Books I'm Reading:
A rundown of what I'm currently reading, physically, digitally or via audiobook
A rundown of what I'm currently reading, physically, digitally or via audiobook
I knew one person with Bipolar I, and he was detained at the airport for trying to fly to DC to redact Obama, because he found secret messages in the newspaper during a Manic episode that lasted until he was shot by a police sniper.
I'd forgive him a million times over just to have him back.
I'd forgive him a million times over just to have him back.
January 26, 2026 at 4:16 PM
I knew one person with Bipolar I, and he was detained at the airport for trying to fly to DC to redact Obama, because he found secret messages in the newspaper during a Manic episode that lasted until he was shot by a police sniper.
I'd forgive him a million times over just to have him back.
I'd forgive him a million times over just to have him back.
The stars in heaven are kindly looking down
oh commuters just found the motherlode of ice agents at a suburban hotel, including, potentially, bovino himself. a bunch of confirmed ICE and CBP cars from the bovino convoy there. spring hill suites in maple grove.
people of the twin cities, do with this info what you will.
people of the twin cities, do with this info what you will.
January 26, 2026 at 3:57 AM
The stars in heaven are kindly looking down
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is it too late to call Bryan Fuller's Hannibal "Eated Rivalry"
January 26, 2026 at 1:40 AM
is it too late to call Bryan Fuller's Hannibal "Eated Rivalry"
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Every violent act of ICE/CBP agents has precedent in police violence. What we’re witnessing IS an extreme escalation but it is NOT an aberration. It is in historical continuity with settler colonialism, slave patrols, eugenics, police brutality. Cops kill over 1,000 people in the U.S. every year.
January 24, 2026 at 11:00 PM
Every violent act of ICE/CBP agents has precedent in police violence. What we’re witnessing IS an extreme escalation but it is NOT an aberration. It is in historical continuity with settler colonialism, slave patrols, eugenics, police brutality. Cops kill over 1,000 people in the U.S. every year.
Banger of a game at this price
Stranger of Paradise Final Fantasy Origin is $15.99 on Steam buff.ly/wJU1ZxE
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Humble buff.ly/fTUw3CF
US PSN buff.ly/U1UCXrG
PS5 $18.97 Amazon buff.ly/r9DjV99 #ad
January 24, 2026 at 7:45 PM
Banger of a game at this price
If you're gonna boogaloo there are plenty of secure venues to do so, not a fucking public-by-protocol site. Organize in-person, use signal if you cannot. Assume anyone on here wanting red is an op/Honeypot and block accordingly.
January 24, 2026 at 7:16 PM
If you're gonna boogaloo there are plenty of secure venues to do so, not a fucking public-by-protocol site. Organize in-person, use signal if you cannot. Assume anyone on here wanting red is an op/Honeypot and block accordingly.
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If Ubisoft fails we must create a new one. They are a load bearing source of games that you kinda liked at the time.
January 24, 2026 at 1:20 AM
If Ubisoft fails we must create a new one. They are a load bearing source of games that you kinda liked at the time.
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Muppet an R-Rated movie:
Nocturnal Animal
Nocturnal Animal
Muppet an R-Rated movie:
𝗠𝗨𝗣𝗣𝗘𝗧³
𝗠𝗨𝗣𝗣𝗘𝗧³
Muppet a Rated R Movie:
The Muppet Cook, The Thief, His Wife, and Her Lover
The Muppet Cook, The Thief, His Wife, and Her Lover
January 23, 2026 at 12:34 PM
Muppet an R-Rated movie:
Nocturnal Animal
Nocturnal Animal
Are we sure we're not, collectively, the protagonist from An American Werewolf in London being haunted in our dreams by a slowly decaying Trump?
January 22, 2026 at 7:33 PM
Are we sure we're not, collectively, the protagonist from An American Werewolf in London being haunted in our dreams by a slowly decaying Trump?
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he’s literally rotting
January 22, 2026 at 4:03 PM
he’s literally rotting
It's nice* to know that no matter how alone you may feel, if you're on Bluesky then at least Nate Silver is thinking of you.
January 22, 2026 at 3:23 PM
It's nice* to know that no matter how alone you may feel, if you're on Bluesky then at least Nate Silver is thinking of you.
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listen. There are many glaringly obvious and valid reasons to criticize America. But if you’re from the UK, I dont wanna hear it.
January 21, 2026 at 2:52 PM
listen. There are many glaringly obvious and valid reasons to criticize America. But if you’re from the UK, I dont wanna hear it.
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Me pitching a train ad campaign
January 20, 2026 at 4:11 AM
Me pitching a train ad campaign
Watching Celebrity Family Feud and Amanda Seyfried is the coolest motherfucker around.
January 19, 2026 at 3:23 AM
Watching Celebrity Family Feud and Amanda Seyfried is the coolest motherfucker around.
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My Greenland prediction:
1.) The U.S. won't attack.
2.) It won't attack because it was stopped.
3.) It being stopped will be used to tar people urgent about it being stopped as hysterics
1.) The U.S. won't attack.
2.) It won't attack because it was stopped.
3.) It being stopped will be used to tar people urgent about it being stopped as hysterics
January 18, 2026 at 5:21 PM
My Greenland prediction:
1.) The U.S. won't attack.
2.) It won't attack because it was stopped.
3.) It being stopped will be used to tar people urgent about it being stopped as hysterics
1.) The U.S. won't attack.
2.) It won't attack because it was stopped.
3.) It being stopped will be used to tar people urgent about it being stopped as hysterics
Wait a minute, was John Brown the Will Stancil of his time?
January 17, 2026 at 2:57 AM
Wait a minute, was John Brown the Will Stancil of his time?
My Partner: Why do you want to go to Quebec so badly?
Me:
Me:
To create the unique texture and look of the bagel, an egg in the batter helps to make it chewier on the inside. The crispy outside is courtesy of the fact it is made in a wood-fired oven. The bagel is also parboiled in honey-water to give it a slightly sweet flavour.
🧵 3/8
🧵 3/8
January 16, 2026 at 12:47 AM
My Partner: Why do you want to go to Quebec so badly?
Me:
Me:
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They should let Scott Adams' ex-wives continue Dilbert like it's the Dune books or whatever
January 14, 2026 at 5:19 PM
They should let Scott Adams' ex-wives continue Dilbert like it's the Dune books or whatever
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we live in stupid hell
Update — Here is what the new apparent CBS News segment "Whiskey Fridays with Tony Dokoupil" may look like:
January 13, 2026 at 11:17 PM
we live in stupid hell
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People don't want to accept that the primary reason that we have Trump today is that the previous administration completely failed. It should have never gotten to the point where it was in the so-called hands of the voters. It was already too late by then.
SEOUL, Jan 13 (Reuters) - South Korea's special prosecutor on Tuesday requested the death penalty for former president Yoon Suk Yeol on charges of insurrection over his brief imposition of martial law in December 2024.
January 13, 2026 at 6:58 PM
People don't want to accept that the primary reason that we have Trump today is that the previous administration completely failed. It should have never gotten to the point where it was in the so-called hands of the voters. It was already too late by then.
The children, they yearn
GTA Online Players Keep Making Charlie Kirk Assassination Missions, And Rockstar Keeps Deleting Them
GTA Online Players Keep Making Charlie Kirk Assassination Missions
It seems Rockstar is trying to stop people from spreading these missions online
kotaku.com
January 13, 2026 at 2:02 AM
The children, they yearn
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it is 2016. the cops have murdered someone in minneapolis. the dem faithfuls say they just need more training.
it is 2020. the cops have murdered someone in minneapolis. the dem faithfuls say they just need more training.
it is 2026. the cops have murdered someone in minneapolis. the dem faithf
it is 2020. the cops have murdered someone in minneapolis. the dem faithfuls say they just need more training.
it is 2026. the cops have murdered someone in minneapolis. the dem faithf
January 12, 2026 at 6:10 PM
it is 2016. the cops have murdered someone in minneapolis. the dem faithfuls say they just need more training.
it is 2020. the cops have murdered someone in minneapolis. the dem faithfuls say they just need more training.
it is 2026. the cops have murdered someone in minneapolis. the dem faithf
it is 2020. the cops have murdered someone in minneapolis. the dem faithfuls say they just need more training.
it is 2026. the cops have murdered someone in minneapolis. the dem faithf
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