Matt the “💀 2 🇺🇸” Guy
@theinfinitedadness.bsky.social
Husband, (Buff) Dad, Comrade.
I lift weights, listen to Nu Metal and HATE America 🇺🇸 👎 😹👎
Liberals DNI ❌
I lift weights, listen to Nu Metal and HATE America 🇺🇸 👎 😹👎
Liberals DNI ❌
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I used to post here under a different account. I still do, but I used to too.
If there’s anything I hate more than a guy doing curls in the gym rack, it’s the Democratic Party™️
Tim Miller makes a plea for more straight, woke influencers: "This is a message for hot straight men with muscles who work out, and who are also woke. We just need you to just do a little bit of commentary."
November 15, 2025 at 1:52 PM
If there’s anything I hate more than a guy doing curls in the gym rack, it’s the Democratic Party™️
Yes, moved mountains to increase ICE funding levels every single year. Moved mountains to give up on a minimum wage hike without a fight. Moved mountains to help kill over a hundred thousand Palestinians in Gaza. Thanks for fucking nothing
Joe Biden moved mountains during his term.
November 15, 2025 at 1:37 PM
Yes, moved mountains to increase ICE funding levels every single year. Moved mountains to give up on a minimum wage hike without a fight. Moved mountains to help kill over a hundred thousand Palestinians in Gaza. Thanks for fucking nothing
He built the deportation machine for Trump you soft-brained shit
November 15, 2025 at 1:33 PM
He built the deportation machine for Trump you soft-brained shit
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Years ago I was suspended on Twitter for inviting Marco Rubio to swallow ten D batteries, which I don’t see how it could be a threat; he and I were not even in the same room and I have at most six D batteries on hand
November 14, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Years ago I was suspended on Twitter for inviting Marco Rubio to swallow ten D batteries, which I don’t see how it could be a threat; he and I were not even in the same room and I have at most six D batteries on hand
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Whenever I say "alright?" irl I channel Coach
“He blew him, Brendan. He blew Bubba and now Putin has a picture of it. Makes sense though. If a guy sucks your dick you have to invite him to your daughter’s wedding, it’s part of the code. The brojob code, Brendan”
November 15, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Whenever I say "alright?" irl I channel Coach
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its not funny that trump sucked a dick. and it's very very funny that he sucked bill clinton's dick
November 15, 2025 at 1:13 AM
its not funny that trump sucked a dick. and it's very very funny that he sucked bill clinton's dick
If you have little ones, be extra diligent about hand washing/sharing of drinks/wet kisses right now because it looks like there is a new strain of Hand Foot and Mouth disease that is more communicable and painful than previous strains. We all know bad it sucks when you catch that diagnosis
‘In general, it’s miserable:’ Hand, Foot and Mouth Disease spreading rapidly across Central Virginia
The Virginia Department of Health (VDH) is reporting a sharp increase in Hand, Foot and Mouth Disease (HFMD) cases spreading through schools and daycares across Central Virginia.
www.12onyourside.com
November 15, 2025 at 12:37 AM
If you have little ones, be extra diligent about hand washing/sharing of drinks/wet kisses right now because it looks like there is a new strain of Hand Foot and Mouth disease that is more communicable and painful than previous strains. We all know bad it sucks when you catch that diagnosis
Smokin on that shit that made Osama bin Laden declare a fatwa against the US
November 15, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Smokin on that shit that made Osama bin Laden declare a fatwa against the US
How is it that we spend so much on food to feed these kids and it seems like they never eat any of it?
November 14, 2025 at 11:38 PM
How is it that we spend so much on food to feed these kids and it seems like they never eat any of it?
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“He blew him, Brendan. He blew Bubba and now Putin has a picture of it. Makes sense though. If a guy sucks your dick you have to invite him to your daughter’s wedding, it’s part of the code. The brojob code, Brendan”
November 14, 2025 at 7:49 PM
“He blew him, Brendan. He blew Bubba and now Putin has a picture of it. Makes sense though. If a guy sucks your dick you have to invite him to your daughter’s wedding, it’s part of the code. The brojob code, Brendan”
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My controversial opinion as a baldie is that a lot of people don’t deserve hair
This is exactly what I thought the nepo baby who wrote the Olivia Nuzzi article looks like
November 14, 2025 at 10:40 PM
My controversial opinion as a baldie is that a lot of people don’t deserve hair
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By “work” he means sending millions of dollars to fund Harris’ campaign promise to always fund Israel especially when they’re committing genocide
So a few of us decided to keep this work going, but expanding it to include all men.
We fucked around in November, and now we are finding out the consequences.
Hence the Find Out Podcast.
We fucked around in November, and now we are finding out the consequences.
Hence the Find Out Podcast.
November 14, 2025 at 9:27 PM
By “work” he means sending millions of dollars to fund Harris’ campaign promise to always fund Israel especially when they’re committing genocide
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Oh my god
November 14, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Oh my god
Uhhhh Zohran won the youth vote by more than 50 points and the male vote by almost double digits. To my knowledge, he has zero Nazi tattoos
November 14, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Uhhhh Zohran won the youth vote by more than 50 points and the male vote by almost double digits. To my knowledge, he has zero Nazi tattoos
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Well well well if it isnt the Blowjob Brothers
November 14, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Well well well if it isnt the Blowjob Brothers
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Jack Black issuing a statement saying that Patton Oswalt and Sarah Kendzior are no longer a part of Tenacious D
November 14, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Jack Black issuing a statement saying that Patton Oswalt and Sarah Kendzior are no longer a part of Tenacious D
“He blew him, Brendan. He blew Bubba and now Putin has a picture of it. Makes sense though. If a guy sucks your dick you have to invite him to your daughter’s wedding, it’s part of the code. The brojob code, Brendan”
November 14, 2025 at 7:49 PM
“He blew him, Brendan. He blew Bubba and now Putin has a picture of it. Makes sense though. If a guy sucks your dick you have to invite him to your daughter’s wedding, it’s part of the code. The brojob code, Brendan”
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John Fetterman hospitalized after feeling light-headed, plugging the spaghetti he was eating into a wall outlet, then catching his hoodie on a ceiling fan and being spun around the room before landing on his face.
November 13, 2025 at 8:14 PM
John Fetterman hospitalized after feeling light-headed, plugging the spaghetti he was eating into a wall outlet, then catching his hoodie on a ceiling fan and being spun around the room before landing on his face.
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Do u think they explored each other's bodies 👁️
November 14, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Do u think they explored each other's bodies 👁️
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need to couch that malevolence in some esoteric references player
November 14, 2025 at 3:31 PM
need to couch that malevolence in some esoteric references player
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this is a far more explicit death threat from people with the actual means to carry it out
November 14, 2025 at 3:04 PM
this is a far more explicit death threat from people with the actual means to carry it out